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Llywelyn said:
That's not so bad.

One of my boys in my last game got married 40 or so times.
What a waste :D

Liywelyn said:
Of course, that was largely enabled by dad's killing off the (inevitably 0 or 1 intrigue) girls the day after the ceremony.
j.
Umm... you mean - That was a God will ;)

PS Oh, mentioned Prince finally settle down with that Italian wife (they had 5 more kids), it's just good spagetti (or pizza)that he prefered and that's all, I guess :D
 

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At some point in every parent's life, there comes a time to have "The Talk" with your child.
An explanation of precisely where babies come from, to be specific.
You are guaranteed to find it thoroughly uncomfortable, no matter when or where it happens.
Some children, however, have a worse sense of timing than others.
 

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EightDeer said:
Some children, however, have a worse sense of timing than others.

And here when you said that, I thought you meant you'd just gotten one of those "an unwed courtier asks you to practice prima nocte on her and her cute friend" at the same moment.
 

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think teenage pregnancy is bad... try a 4 year old :confused: :confused:
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Great post ! :)

You have uncovered several 'bugs' in the scenario set upin one screenshot

1. This is the 'wrong' Heilika. She has an older sister also named Heilika, who is 5 years older then her. She should have been married to this Wasserburg guy

2. Her son is named Mechthilde, a female name, Mechthilde should be a daughter. And Mechthilde has the wrong birthdate, it should be somewhere around 1190, so she shouldn't be a starting character at all
 

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EightDeer said:
At some point in every parent's life, there comes a time to have "The Talk" with your child.
An explanation of precisely where babies come from, to be specific.
You are guaranteed to find it thoroughly uncomfortable, no matter when or where it happens.
Some children, however, have a worse sense of timing than others.

How did you gain such massive wealth in just 5 years? :confused:
 

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Lord Boreal said:
How did you gain such massive wealth in just 5 years? :confused:

Step 1: Choose a man who starts with 16 Stewardship.
Step 2: Marry him to a woman with 14 base Stewardship and the Court Education trait.
Step 3: Appoint her as your Steward.
Step 4: Watch her become Midas Touched.
Step 5: Become Emperor.
Step 6: Use your massive demesne limit to conquer heathens and keep their land for yourself.
Step 7: Profit!
 

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EightDeer said:
At some point in every parent's life, there comes a time to have "The Talk" with your child.
An explanation of precisely where babies come from, to be specific.
You are guaranteed to find it thoroughly uncomfortable, no matter when or where it happens.
Some children, however, have a worse sense of timing than others.

Which does raise the question: what is your daughter doing with you at the battle??
 

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HisMajestyBOB said:
Which does raise the question: what is your daughter doing with you at the battle??

Guess being with all those big strapping soldiers has unlocked her inquisitive side eh?

Llywellyn said:
That's not so bad.

One of my boys in my last game got married 40 or so times.

Of course, that was largely enabled by dad's killing off the (inevitably 0 or 1 intrigue) girls the day after the ceremony.
j.

here have a suitable smiley...

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SneakyBishop.gif

He must have conned his way into inheriting a bishopric...
 

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I only noticed because I saw the inheritance event in a popup, and thought one for a bishopric strange...that he's an Illusive Shadow makes it even more of a great RP story to crawl around my head. :)
 

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The problem is still there, though some things have been changed.

Married male courtiers won't be picked to become bishop somewhere

Courtiers who hold a courtposition (so marshal, chancellor and so on) won't be picked either.

So losing all your male courtiers when you are PC is much more rarer now.