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KRIEGSMARINE REPORT #1
On July 15th, 1941 there was a meeting of all the German high brass. The big hall was swirling with the flash of gold braid on variously colored cloth. Then some one noticed, "Hey, where are all the U-boat commanders?"
The voice of an old man answered, "They are all at sea implementing the Pang Bingxum Stop Lend-Lease problem."
Hitler: "Even Vice-Admiral Donitz?"
Old man coming forward with slip of paper: "Yes, sir. He is at sea commanding three u-boat flotillas currently stationed precisely at these co-ordinates in The Mouth of the Tyne."
Hitler: "You mean the u-boats are not hunting?'
Old man: "Not really sir, They sit there statically 24/7 and wait for enemy merchantmen to run into them. When that seems inevitable, they fire a torpedo to sink the coming ship before there is a collision. It has been an extremely successful tactic which has resulted in the complete, total and absolute stopping of all, every and the entire Lend-Lease shipments from USA to the British Isles."
Hitler: "Where is Commander666?"
Old Man: "He is also at sea sir. He was needed to take the last available U-boat, SS-001, required to fulfill the demanding conditions for exacting a solution to the problem, which we have coded named PANG."
Hitler: "And who would you be, sir?"
Old Man: "I am the father of Commander666 who sent me here to give you the statistics of merchantman sinkings for the last 3 months and also all facts regarding U-boat dispositions and more information with the explicit instruction that I must not fail even if my life depends upon it".
Hitler: "Well sir, you are certainly welcome here and I give you an honorary membership in the Nazi Party. Now, let's see these statistics."
- April 25-30, 1941: Merchantmen sunk = 20, AVERAGE = 3.33/day. ACTIVITY: Wolf-packs in mostly groups of 6 sub flotillas each hunting freely all areas of the North and Central Atlantic including off Canada.
- May 1-22, 1941: Merchantmen sunk = 94, AVERAGE = 4.72/day. ACTIVITY: Wolf-packs in mostly groups of 6 and priortized where the previous month has indicated is best hunting. Patrols to near Canada ceased due to oil problems on return. Many instances of battle with RN destroyers resulted in enemy retreating.
- May 23, 1941: Abwehr provides information to implement OPERATION PANG.
- May-23-30: Merchantmen sunk = 24, AVERAGE = 3.00/day. ACTIVITY: Wolf-packs organized into groups of three and sent to 8 precise coordinates surrounding the British Isles. NOTE: Decrease in convoy kills is expected as some wolf-packs were in port organizing as to their hull numbering system. By end of month the relief of wolf-packs at sea by the few wolf-packs left available in port is a riddle that has been cracked using the Bismarck-Tirpitz Action Group off Brest and a fast 12-unit CA fleet based at Rotterdam to intercede if ever any requirement of OPERATION PANG was missing U-boats on station. Total U-boats 41 (33 SS-4, four SS-3, three SS-2, one SS-1).
- June 1-30, 1941: Merchantmen sunk = 75, AVERAGE = 2.5/day. ACTIVITY: All requirements of Operation Pang maintained 24/7. Easy system has been devised for revolving u-boats so they rotate to next station and reach port before a month is up. This results in any slightly damaged U-boats being "swept up" in the rotation so they effectively are heading to port asap. HOWEVER, enemy ASW activity seems to have completely stopped. Incredibly - the only thing that attacked U-boats in June 1941 was a UK Transport ship (yes, it attacked the U-boats). This nearly total defeatism by the Royal Navy has greatly increased the likelihood of Operation Pang succeeding because we only have slight damage to U-boats caused occasionally by convoy DEs. Still, our spare U-boats are very few on account of us needing to use some wolfpacks to enact the rotation system. Exact Order of Battle (and homeports for every sub group) available once system has been finalized.
- PS: Mein Führer, Vice-Admiral Donitz requests that you urgently provide him with more U-boats. Your faithful servant, Commander666
Hitler: "My gosh, what an excellent report that chap Commander can write. It makes me feel like I am in the con with Donitz."
Air General Göring: "I'll fly you in one of my bombers if you like."
Hitler: "No thanks! Now, von Neurath, give me your report for the corresponding time frame."
Foreign Minister: The Great Compromiser jerks open his attach case and withdraws a splendidly white and crisp piece of paper outstanding in its contrast to the soiled, crumpled and coffee stained bunch of papers the Old Man had handed Hitler.
- April 20, 1941 - USA passed the Lend-Lease Act
- April 20 - First Lend-Lease shipment arrives in UK
- May 2 - Second Lend-Lease shipment arrives in UK
- May 14 - Third Lend-Lease shipment arrives in UK
- May 20 - USA declares that a Belligerent Policy is needed in the undeclared war.
Hitler: "Oh yes, I remember, three days later we invited Japan into the Axis Alliance to show those silly Yanks just what belligerence means!"
Foreign Minister continuing:
- June 18, 1941 - USA instigates an oil embargo against Japan.
Hitler: "Those Yankee fools! They have only provoked Japan to now attack the Dutch East Indies. Well, von Neurath, is there anything more to your report? Any further Lend-Lease shipments to the UK?"
Foreign Minister: "No sir, there has not been any such occurrence for the past 2 months."
Hitler: "By jovy, stopping Lend-Lease has been achieved!"
Grand Admiral Raeder commanding the Kriegsmarine: "I hate to rain on your parade my Führer, but may I point out to you that sinkings of enemy merchantmen has plummeted by a shocking 47% since Operation Pang was instigated. Furthermore, destruction of the Royal Navy's destroyers and Light Carriers has completely stopped."
Air General Göring: "Not exactly Raeder, my flier boys sank one DD and a CVL when we attacked Plymouth naval base."
Maj General Rommel: "Yah, and you so screwed up that you got such high a repair bill that the Wehrmacht had to reduce its upgrading of the Armor-2 divisions."
Air General Göring: "You whipper snapper! Talk to me when your silly blitz maneuvers result in you ever destroying or capturing an enemy ship."
Hitler: "Gentlemen, gentlemen! We have gotten upgrading of the Wehrmacht on track by now appropriating 320.24 IC to the job. That is 68% of total industrial capacity."
Field Marshal von Bloomberg: "Your figure actually includes upgrading of six marine divisions - which is not the Wehrmacht - and currently we are upgrading only 6 panzer divisions while a further last 6 panzer divisions wait to even begin their upgrading."
Hitler: "Don't worry... I have a plan... it will all get done."
Field Marshal von Bloomberg: "SIR, with all due respect, may I remind you that today is July, I repeat
JULY the 15th, 1941."
Martin Bormann, Head of Government: "And may I remind you Bloomberg, that the massive effort currently going into your beloved Wehrmacht is resulting in a huge strain upon our financial and supply resources. I am very sure the Führer knows what day it is today, you insolent prick!"
Hitler: "OK boys, we have all been under a strain to get ready for Germany's next great adventure."
The Old Man: "Do you mean sending U-boats to the Caribbean?"
Hitler: "Hardly old man... erh, you have to leave now as the rest of the meeting is top secret. Thanks for the wonderful report of your son, and pass the word to Donitz that we have just commissioned 3 new U-boat flotillas. They will be ready for action in a couple days.
Old Man: "But who will command them, sir? There are no more SeaWolf specialists available because we are running so many separate wolf packs instead of making larger wolf packs to use less leaders and which had been sinking enemy naval assets before."
Hitler, seeming stunned: "Eerh, uhm... no more SeaWolf leaders??? What do you suggest, Raeder?"
Raeder: "Well, I'm not a submariner but perhaps use Spotter guys to get free some of the SeaWolf specialists to use for the new subs being commissioned and then let those new subs roam freely again to bring back high monthly sinkings of convoys while we continue the PANG operation."
Göring: "Just use the unused Superior Tacticians to put on the new subs. No need to swap leaders."
Raeder: "How would a fat fly-boy know? I need those last 3 superior tacticians for the new DD hunter-killer groups being formed; and if I ever want to split up our large Heavy Cruiser fleet - or, for that matter, split up the sister battleships and use them as free roving convoy raiders like Bismarck and Tirpitz were designed for. They each - if running separately with their screen - are only 110 visibility per fleet."
Hitler: "So split the Heavy Cruiser fleet (and use one of the free Superior Tacticians) with half of the cruiser fleet staying at Rotterdam and the other half moving to Brest to fill in as needed for the Operation Pang requirements. Then use another Superior Tactician to split up "the sisters". The battleship commanders are all high skill but only Rear Admirals so will rack up enormous exp gain as the Bismarck and Tirpitz decimate the UK convoys currently operating completely unhindered in the North Atlantic and the Western Approaches. Additionally we can run the new wolf pack towards the Caribbean. I love it!"
The Old Man: "Bon voy-age!"
