Stellaris Roleplay Thread

[sparta105]

Urgent message from Vidathar

The Overseer would like to retire to his private chambers for recreation. His allies are free to do as they wish, and every empire that has a pending request will have to wait.

[So basically I have to leave for a bit now. Hopefully will be back in a few hours! If there are any issues, I vote yes for everything regarding the Independent League and I'll try to look over everything that comes from others. No promises though ]

 

[Melian Erios]

Transmission from the Archon of the Waghoot Planets
We'd like a similar agreement. The superpowers will come back at some point, so it would be smart to prepare with diplomatic actions.

We do not believe this agreement to be in our best interest due to your... Unique political situation.

After tensions with the Ur-Quan have relaxed somewhat we may be willing to reconsider.

 

[Wolfshield156]

Transmissio from Vidathar

Thank you great king! Our interests are in the fields of armor and shield technologies. In exchange we can provide you with our understanding of AI programming and optics-based weapon technologies.

Message from the Alliance diplomatic corps
" It has come to our attention that you are interest in armor research. We feel that we are some foremost experts on such systems, as well as missile and projectile weapons. We are interested increasing our advance into combat AIs though, even though we have development systems such as our S.A.S.A ( situational Awareness systematical Autonomous), our own research might profit from exchange of research."

 

[Mthis]

Transmission to the Crownship of Sa from the Chancellor of Waghoot-2.
We have heard our ignorant Waghoot brothers have contacted you on the matter of resources. Don't make any mistakes. Since the other members of the Ur-Quan Hierarchy are occupied with other matters, I have taken this offense in my own hands. Break any ties with the Archon of Waghoo immediately.
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Kaheshi transmissions to Waghoot-2

"We shant stop our agreements with those we consider freinds in this dark universe, we have no hostility with you."

 

[Dragonsploof]

I have decided to give all my allies a Unit Of 100 of our elite cyborg super soldiers
And a limited Emancipation Field

 

[KingRolan]

Transmission from the Archon of Waghoo
There are much better examples of nations with actual weak governments in this galaxy, such as us. Do we however need a strong government if the people are stronger?

"Our people stand together as one under my wise leadership. Individually, we are weak, yes, but our adorableness and trustworthiness are supreme and together, we are truly strong, all thanks to my Regime. Your situation would be more accurately described as anarchy. On the other hand, we believe that allowing your subjects the vote is a sign of weakness in itself."

Transmission to the Crownship of Sa from the Chancellor of Waghoot-2.
We have heard our ignorant Waghoot brothers have contacted you on the matter of resources. Don't make any mistakes. Since the other members of the Ur-Quan Hierarchy are occupied with other matters, I have taken this offense in my own hands. Break any ties with the Archon of Waghoo immediately.
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"Sa of Waghoot-2, you are a highly valued member of this great Hierarchy. However, we cannot risk a direct conflict with the Alliance and her misguided friends right now. Stand down. Instead, focus on building up your military strength and expanding your borders."

 

[zukodark]

The UN Security Council continues to reject the recent security resolution to militarize the new FTL technology, submitted by member states known to be supporters of the Terra Matutinus movement - otherwise known to many as "Dawn of Earth".
The UN secretary general had this to say.
"These so called Terrans do not represent the entire human race. We may have little to no intel on the alien race we have contacted for the first time, but we have enough to know that they do not have the interest to harm us. We will however continue our efforts to increase the size of our exploration fleet by next year."
After the announcement was made, the leader of the Terran movement made a comment during our interview with him.
"That's a pretty bold statement, let me tell you. First of all, we know nothing about these aliens. We don't know a thing or two about how they operate or what sort of language they speak. How can the UN know for sure that these space critters don't pose a threat? I have recently visited the United States to learn more of this ordeal, and even they are admitting that these aliens have large objects in orbit. For all we know, these could be a fleet or a station. We just don't know. But as far as i am concerned, in light of the discovery of FTL travel, the concept of an alien attack fleet is not so far fetched. What if these aliens had FTL technologies too? They can reach Earth in a matter of days or weeks. We have to act now to defend ourselves, and then we'll think about peaceful diplomatic options. My mother always told me to be prepared for anything. It's common sense. The UNSC is being run by incompetent people. What is this old and broken organization still standing anyways?"

Earth suddenly gets a transmission
We are the true Dhogan people, and loyalists to the Ur-Quan Hierarchy. You will at some point be contacted about Ur-Quan's protection of you. We recommend you to start thinking about your future as a member of the Hierarchy. Don't do the same mistakes as us.

(The chancellor to himself: I hope I speak in the interest of our masters.)

 

[Dragonsploof]

We would request an Audience with the 'Cute space Nazis'

 

[zukodark]

"Our people stand together as one under my wise leadership. Individually, we are weak, yes, but our adorableness and trustworthiness are supreme and together, we are truly strong, all thanks to my Regime. Your situation would be more accurately described as anarchy. On the other hand, we believe that allowing your subjects the vote is a sign of weakness in itself."



"Sa of Waghoot-2, you are a highly valued member of this great Hierarchy. However, we cannot risk a direct conflict with the Alliance and her misguided friends right now. Stand down. Instead, focus on building up your military strength and expanding your borders."

A new chancellor is elected a bit later, as the old one seemed to be quite too aggressive.

 

[Dragonsploof]

[I'm surprised we haven't got a scallophead]

 

[KingRolan]

We would request an Audience with the 'Cute space Nazis'

The Vulpes Archon tilts his head slightly with amusement. "You wound me, Elder. How could you compare us to such barbaric Earth people.

Oh, never mind that. What is it that you require, friends?"

 

[Dragonsploof]

The Vulpes Archon tilts his head slightly with amusement. "You wound me, Elder. How could you compare us to such barbaric Earth people.

Oh, never mind that. What is it that you require, friends?"

Yes well I would propose a joint expedition to uncover many of The Hegemony's stasis tombs as they are far from us
Your people would get to keep and study all Technology found
-Great Overseer

 

[Wolfshield156]

The UN Security Council continues to reject the recent security resolution to militarize the new FTL technology, submitted by member states known to be supporters of the Terra Matutinus movement - otherwise known to many as "Dawn of Earth".
The UN secretary general had this to say.
"These so called Terrans do not represent the entire human race. We may have little to no intel on the alien race we have contacted for the first time, but we have enough to know that they do not have the interest to harm us. We will however continue our efforts to increase the size of our exploration fleet by next year."
After the announcement was made, the leader of the Terran movement made a comment during our interview with him.
"That's a pretty bold statement, let me tell you. First of all, we know nothing about these aliens. We don't know a thing or two about how they operate or what sort of language they speak. How can the UN know for sure that these space critters don't pose a threat? I have recently visited the United States to learn more of this ordeal, and even they are admitting that these aliens have large objects in orbit. For all we know, these could be a fleet or a station. We just don't know. But as far as i am concerned, in light of the discovery of FTL travel, the concept of an alien attack fleet is not so far fetched. What if these aliens had FTL technologies too? They can reach Earth in a matter of days or weeks. We have to act now to defend ourselves, and then we'll think about peaceful diplomatic options. My mother always told me to be prepared for anything. It's common sense. The UNSC is being run by incompetent people. What is this old and broken organization still standing anyways?"

"As it has come our attentions that you are a newly space faring race, and that have already been approached by a Ur-Quan battle thrall and heard his... "offer", we must request that you listen to our side. We offer no armies to subjugate you, no fearmongering, no threats, just our offer of peace and friendship. We have numerous things in common, similar histories, similar ways of ruling, we even look quite alike. If decide to go by yourselves into the dark unknown, we will not stop you. But if wish to join a community that wishes to ensure the Independence and freedoms of all it's member states, the Independent league is here to open our arms. Even if you refuse this offer, we still willing to trade with you, maybe helping to explain what is out there in the dark."

 

[KingRolan]

Yes well I would propose a joint expedition to uncover many of The Hegemony's stasis tombs as they are far from us
Your people would get to keep and study all Technology found
-Great Overseer

"That is an Excellent idea, Overseer! I will scramble our best science ships to aid you. Should the technology we uncover prove useful, we will use it for the benefit of all good Hierarchy peoples, and the expansion of Hierarchy territory of course."

 

[Melian Erios]

We wish for a trade treaty of resource so both our people may grow rich by the exchange of goods and ideals. It is also our standard practice to request a open immigration treaty.

Whilst an exchange of goods would be ideal we only wish for a somewhat cordial relationship and would not be willing to open our borders to immigration. Despite this there may be other agreements which benefit us both.

 

[Dragonsploof]

"That is an Excellent idea, Overseer! I will scramble our best science ships to aid you. Should the technology we uncover prove useful, we will use it for the benefit of all good Hierarchy peoples, and the expansion of Hierarchy territory of course."

Excellent you have my gratitude great leader

 

[Melian Erios]

A scientific alliance is acceptable. What is it you can show us in exchange for our AI tech and lasers?

We can currently provide you with advanced shielding technology in exchange for the AI tech. We have no interest in the lasers.

 

[Wolfshield156]

Whilst an exchange of goods would be ideal we only wish for a somewhat cordial relationship and would not be willing to open our borders to immigration. Despite this there may be other agreements which benefit us both.

"well it is our standard practice to ask, so we are use to rejection of immigration treaties, maybe later in our relationship. May we ask what other agreements you are thinking of?"

 

[HoogerTarp]

Species Name: Mungandur (will think of a better name soon)
Species Adjective: Munganduran
Empire Name: Unified Jarotamar Ecumene
Empire Adjective: Unified Jarotamar Ecumene
Phenotype: Mammalian 6,

(I don't know how to make it smaller.)
Traits: Intelligent, Enduring, Sedentary
Ethos: Fanatic Materialist, Xenophile
Government: Science Directorate
Homeworld: Jarotamar
Planet Type: Continental

Short Description of the Species: The Mungandur are a bipedal mammalian species, standing approximately 1.80 meters tall to 2.5 meters tall. Covered in fur from head to legs, and eyes which sclera are without whites, their most defining feature is their prehensile snouts, which were used to great effect by the ancient Mungandur, along with their two hands.

Short Description of Empire and History: Long ago, approximately some 20 million years ago, the pre-sentient Mungandur were visited by an unknown alien civilisation. The aliens gave the gift of sentience to the Mungandur, allowing them to thrive and build civilisations. Within the Mungandur was instilled a genetic memory, in which if any Mungandur tries hard enough, they will remember their genetic history and know that they were gifted. As such, the Mungandur developed their curiosity and love for the mortal world, growing in their appreciation for their realistic circumstance and often gazing in wonder at the vast unknown, hoping one day to meet the Observers. The species managed to thrive for a time, going through the technological milestones, overcoming many disasters and troubles together as a species. Though their history is far from clean of warfare, the Mungandur try hard to attain technological achievement, as they believe it would one day bring them closer to the Cosmos, the aliens in there and one day, the Observers. For many millennia the Mungandur have tried. And now, they have succeeded.

 

[KingRolan]

Excellent you have my gratitude great leader

"Naturally, Overseer, the feeling is mutual. Hierarchy interests are our main concern, and you showed great initiative by sending us that request."