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Start date Mar 7, 2016

Crusader Kings III Available Now!

The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.

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Ridixo

Lt. General

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Packers05 said:
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Jeff IS the Senate.

Actually when you think about it, he already looks like Darth Sidious but with a long neck

Dragatus

Field Marshal

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#5.222

Darth ~~Giraffious~~ Jeffrafious

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Packers05

Sergeant

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#5.223

Speaking of Jeffraffes...

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Devanor

Professional casual gamer

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Packers05 said:
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Speaking of Jeffraffes...

Jeff truly looks down on all of us

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Major

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Packers05 said:
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Speaking of Jeffraffes...

Clearly Jeff is a toothpaste-oid.

This pic is when you squeeze the Jeffries Tube too hard.

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What the spore did you just say to me, you little phobe? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Blorg Friendship Gulag, and I've been involved in numerous raiding bombardments on Fallen Empires, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in a salt warfare and I'm the top recruiter in the entire Blorg Commonality Friendship Armada. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will bring you the heck home with precision the likes of which has never been seen on your planet, mark my friendly words. You think you can get away with dusting spores at me over the hypernet? Think again, phobe. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies (from a future DLC) across the galaxy and your system is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the unfriendly little thing you call an empire. You're getting befriended, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can greet you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my natural vocal chords. Not only am I extensively trained in biological greetings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Blorg Commonality Friendship Armada and I will use it to its full extent to uplift your unfriendly culture into the Galactic Community, you little phobe. If only you could have known what blessed enlightenment your little "erudite" comment was about to bring down upon you, you would have spoken up sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meeting the Blorg, you friendless pre-sapient. I will rain coherent sunshine all over your culture and you will be better for it. You're coming home, friend.

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Major

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#5.226

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What the spore did you just say to me, you little phobe? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Blorg Friendship Gulag, and I've been involved in numerous raiding bombardments on Fallen Empires, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in a salt warfare and I'm the top recruiter in the entire Blorg Commonality Friendship Armada. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will bring you the heck home with precision the likes of which has never been seen on your planet, mark my friendly words. You think you can get away with dusting spores at me over the hypernet? Think again, phobe. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies (from a future DLC) across the galaxy and your system is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the unfriendly little thing you call an empire. You're getting befriended, bro. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can greet you in over seven hundred languages, and that's just with my natural vocal chords. Not only am I extensively trained in biological greetings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Blorg Commonality Friendship Armada and I will use it to its full extent to uplift your unfriendly culture into the Galactic Community, you little phobe. If only you could have known what blessed enlightenment your little "erudite" comment was about to bring down upon you, you would have spoken up sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're meeting the Blorg, you friendless pre-sapient. I will rain coherent sunshine all over your culture and you will be better for it. You're coming home, friend.

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Packers05

Sergeant

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, perhaps the finest and most beautiful creature known to Blorg-kind, the Jeffiosaurus, in all its magnificent glory.

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Vilcoyote

First Lieutenant

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