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EDIT: Fortunately they are coming down on the elevator, it is very slow

It is not over yet:

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The Galaxy cannot ignore it anymore:

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What about Xenoburger?

It depends on the topping source. It must be from ingredients which are less than 10 light years afar from the final selling point of the xenoburger itself. Otherwise you become a filthy xeno. And at that point a violent purge is the only answer: of yourself. Via orbital sundering.

K’reel secret sauce and His bacon of infinity, as His holy brew, are excused from the above rule of thumb, of course.
 

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Reinforcements are coming! Get ready

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You could at least put in the effort to spell my name right...
:'(

But yes, the QA Deathsquads are here to exterminate* all of the filthy bugs!

( * Contracted work only includes reporting of bugs, actual extermination is part of the coder/scripter armada (sold seperately). Local restrictions may apply. Do not deploy QA Deathsquad without proper security measures. Extended use of QA Deathsquad may cause loss of sensitivity, sanity and/or believe in the good of humanity. Always consult your local game director before first application.)
 

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It depends on the topping source. It must be from ingredients which are less than 10 light years afar from the final selling point of the xenoburger itself. Otherwise you become a filthy xeno. And at that point a violent purge is the only answer: of yourself. Via orbital sundering.

K’reel secret sauce and His bacon of infinity, as His holy brew, are excused from the above rule of thumb, of course.

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This is amazing.

(Hey, what happens if you nerve staple a species and then grant them independence? Despicable Neutrals?)

You were right! Since pop bombing doesn't really work (it seems the bad species don't migrate much) then I decided to conquer all of my neighbors, modify them and grant independence after that. What could go wrong? It's not like I'll need their help against a galactic crisis or some invaders... :rolleyes:

These nerve stapled guys became despicable neutrals (I couldn't resist changing their name from "Multyx" to "Fooltyx"):

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Edit:

The eventually changed to "Federation Builders":

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…You do realize army transports need escorts right? If the bombarding fleet isn't removed from the system then those ships are just going to pop like baloons as soon as they come within weapons range… Unless of course the Dragonborn finds the impudence amusing enough to let them land that they might wet their blade. Otherwise I think the transports are gonna learn the old addage 'Canned Meat' once those dragons get to work.

Or did I misinterpret IC's meme as supporting the defenders when it was implied they were supporting the invasion?
 

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…You do realize army transports need escorts right? If the bombarding fleet isn't removed from the system then those ships are just going to pop like baloons as soon as they come within weapons range… Unless of course the Dragonborn finds the impudence amusing enough to let them land that they might wet their blade. Otherwise I think the transports are gonna learn the old addage 'Canned Meat' once those dragons get to work.

Or did I misinterpret IC's meme as supporting the defenders when it was implied they were supporting the invasion?

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Courtesy of the New Ship Classes mod. ;)
 

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Btw, Is it just me or Erin and Amy Steel took more than one page from the Duras sisters, Lursa an B'Etor?
Kudos who gets it.
Whoever they are, they look like dragon food.
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They're asking for the dragons.
 

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There is a Kobyashi's Dragon Maid joke in there somewhere, waiting to get out...
...but it seems my shooping skills are insufficient to make it happen. :[