1525
January
The year arrives and a new explorer by the name of Cerón turns up in Holland with 3 ships. There are many regions for him to explore so he is sent on his way.
Our allies Wurtemberg turn Protestant. Heresy! They shall all be burned and cast into the pit of fire where their souls shall weep amidst the pain of eternal damnation. Hey, it's quite fun being Spanish at this time. So many opportunities to play to the crowd. In reality, since we are at war, we do not throw the stupid Germans from our camp but I do not think it will be long before we can dispense with their aid.
We expand our minimal forts in Sierra Nevada, Tripolitania and Euskadia.
We establish a colony in Olympia and expand our existing colony in Azuay. More colonists are sent to Azuay.
Towards the end of the month, France force Navarra to the peace table and take 250D in reparations. In our own war with Savoy, we capture Turin. However, I am not amused when I hear that our army commander of the siege allowed some self-promoting Austrian general to claim the city as his own.
February
Manwe sends his troops to cut off supplies to our men in Savoie. Colonists are sent to expand Barahona colony.
March
The French in Milan are crushed as we agree to pay Genoa 4D for peace in what they must see as a crushing victory over mighty Spain.
April
Swiss peasants revolt in Helvetia and turn on French and Savoy troops in the region. Quite conveniently timed I think. I must get myself a hat so that I could doff it to the Swiss for their brave gesture in support of Spain. However the rebels are crushed and it is the French who besiege Zurich.
We lead a force of (18.3 / 3.6 / 10.1) against 6,500 French infantry in Paris and crush them with the loss of 1,000 men to over 5,000 French soldiers. Paris is besieged.
Another battle takes place in Helvetia as (17.0 / - / 5.6) attack a (9.3 / 12.5 / - ) French/Savoyard force in Helvetia.
We begin a siege of Nice.
May
In fierce fighting in the Alps, we relieve Zurich for the loss of 5,600 infantry and 11 cannon to 5,400 enemy infantry and 3,700 enemy cavalry. Honours go to the Spanish again.
In the Far West, Loaisa discovers the Fiji Islands while Pizarro arrives in Tahiti and meets the other conquistador Grijalva. However, in a terrible mix-up brought about while reorganising troops, the peace loving natives are killed.
July
Narvaez discovers Yukon and the gold of the province. The selfish natives are executed for trying to keep this for themselves.
Our colonies in Azuay and Barahona are expanded.
August
We capture Paris and our troops return with the entire French treasury of 188D. Manwe is, once more, shamed into submission. Perhaps he will have learnt his lesson. The money is useful in that it allows us to send a colonist to that nice region we called Yukon. There job is fairly simple. Send us that gold!!!
September
Pizarro lands in Viti Levu and deals with the natives in the only language that they understand.
October
Our colony in Tahiti expands. With hindsight, I think this second expedition was a little unnecessary.
November
The peasants revolt in Alsace and besieged the capital. We send colonists to the Fiji islands safe in the knowledge that they will not have to worry about adapting to the local customs which, we are assured, did include bashing people on the head with a huge club.
December
Nice surrenders to our forces and in a move of remarkable bravado, Orome jumps in and annexes them. I appeal most strongly to The Great One that it was Savoy who had declared war on me and that I was the alliance leader. I am informed that, henceforth, the province of Nice will be mine and that Savoie shall be Austrian. If I am not enemy enough in Valinor, Orome seems to see fit that I shall be made yet more unpopular, and that, at a time when I was trying to get on better terms with my less able companions.
We at least in means that we are now at peace again which reminds me that we should now turn our attention west towards the lands of the Iroquois. Mmm. Where to start?
1526
January
Our first move of the new year is to expand our minimal forts in Baleares, Gibraltar and Tunisia. We also order 3 warships to be built in the Caribbean.
Our second move of the year is to declare war on the Iroquois. In spite of the fact that we have only recently met. I am assured that the relations between our two nations is that of beloathed enemies and that all in Spain are in agreement that we have good cause for war against peace who wave around small axes and hollow like strange animals. We have three forces in the region led by Cortes, De Soto and Vitoria. Cortes arrives quickly in Onondaga and assaults immediately.
In a separate move, we persuade the rebels in Alsace that they have more important matters to deal with.
February
De Soto is attacked in Erie before he can reach Iroquois lands. His 6,000 are outnumbered by almost 10,000 Iroquois but he scores are convincing victory losing less than 600 men to almost 3000 Iroquois losses. Quite oddly, despite the fact that he is renowned as one of the greatest explorers in all of Spain, it appears that this battle has disoriented him and he admits to having to begin again his forward march. In the same month, Cortes captures Onondaga and moves for Oswego.
Further west, Loaisa discovers the sighting of land in the Trobriand Islands. The island is named Rabaul.
Back in Europe, Prussia agrees peace with England by paying 172D.
March
There is much fighting in North America as Cortes is caught with 7,300 troops in Onondaga against 9,700 Iroquois warriors. He is victorious but loses over 2,400 men to only half the number of Iroquois losses. He also lost his way.
Meanwhile Vitoria is caught in Oswego and is outnumbered nearly 3:1. He retreats to Adirondak.
De Soto arrives in Shenandoah and drives off the retreating Iroquois with few losses. He assaults immediately.
We send colonists to Azuay. Get me that gold!!!
April
The peasants in Munster revolt but are defeated by an army from Holland. I doubt that it will be too long before they forget how convincingly they were crushed.
Cortes inflicts another defeat on Iroquois in Onondaga where he defeats a force of twice the size with losses of just over 1,100 to little over 1,700 Iroquois losses. With another victory such as that, he will have been defeated.
De Soto captures Shenandoah with the loss of nearly 800 men. He moves for Tuscarora.
Further west, Loaisa discovers more land from Viliaz strait. I wonder if there will be any gold there?
May
De Soto changes plans and moves directly for the Iroquois capital in Mohawk. Cortes inflicts another defeat on Iroquois losing no men to over 100 Iroquois. Hardly a crushing victory but a win is a win.
Morocco have the temerity to declare war on the mighty empire of Ulmo and his servant, Charles, King of Spain, Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire and Lord of New Spain. Our allies support us with the exception of Wurtemberg. I do not feel any great desire to readmit the filthy Protestant German Pigs back into our alliance.
June
Rebels in Milan revolt and gain the support of the garrison in the city. Meanwhile, both Cortes and De Soto arrive in Mohawk and capture the village after immediately assaulting it. They extract the provinces of Onondada and Shenandoah plus 208D from the Chief of the Iroquois tribes.
In Africa, Morocco besieges Orania but with our war in the west finished, we are able to concentrate on the Moroccans and rebels in Milan. Morocco's first assault in Orania fails as hunger starts to take it's toll on the large 40k force they have in the province. We are busy, in the meantime, raising troops in Sierra Nevada and cannon in Helvetia.
July
Rebels rise up in Oporto. This is getting a little tiresome. Meanwhile, Loaisa dies before he finishes his work. The route to China is still closed to us.
August
We defeat rebels in Milan and lay siege to the city. Meanwhile, more troops are raised in Northern Spain to deal with the Oporto rebels.
There is also news of war in the east as Persia declares war on Iraq and is supported by Georgia.
September
Colonists are send to Fox as news arrives of the establishment of a colony in Yukon and the expansion of the one in Azuay. In Africa, besieging troops have been reinforced to nearly 50,000 and a second assault against 9,300 defenders is made. This assault is also repulsed.
October
We start a siege in Morocco but Naples landed forces before us so take command of this. We send some troops on to Toubkal. More troops are embarked from Sierra Nevada.
Colonists are send to Wisconsin.
November
Missouri, Kentucky and Yucatan are cleared of natives.
December
Around 5000 infantry supported by 60 cannon arrive in Toubkal to meet 11,000 Moroccan infantry. They are driven off with losses of three times our own.
A valuable mineral vein is discovered in our lands (+500D) and the money from this is used to expand our fortifications in Canaries, Leon, Asturias and Galicia.
We recapture Milan from the rebels just in time to collect the annual taxes. In Oporto, rebels are beaten by troops raised in Northern Spain.
To the north, Prussia pays 181D to Teutonic Order for peace and agrees a white peace with Hanseatic League.
1527
January
New year greets us with news of another turncoat nation, Sweden, declaring for the Protestant cause. They will be brought back later. Tax income is used to fortify Zacatecas and Michoagan and to appoint Chief Judges for Castille and Andalusia.
We discover Nicaragua, Alleghany and Iowa and natives are killed although De Soto is foolish enough to get involved to closely and is killed himself.
Europe is surprised to hear that England has claimed the province of Caux from France in a peace agreement. Aulë clearly has been watching me of late and has learned well how to deal with Manwë.
February
Morocco is captured and Naples make a private settlement with Morocco. This is now getting to be a little awkward.
March
Colonists are sent to Azuay in what we hope to be the final such expeditions.
Meanwhile, smaller immortals decide that we are preoccupied when Baden - supported by Palatinat and Kleves - declares war on us. They will find out, to their cost, that this is never the case. Our allies join us all.
Over 10,000 returning Moroccans attack our siege force in Toubkal of 4,400 men and 60 cannon. We are sent in full retreat losing over 1,600 to less than 600 Moroccans. This could be a little costly. Curse those Neapolitans for their treachery.
Nevertheless, in Munster, Spanish forces are able to acquit themselves with the almost total annihilation of the Kleves army
April
The Palatinat begin a siege in Alsace and Baden do the same in Helvetia but both forces are attacked by Austria.
In Africa, Morocco, for some reason, offers a white peace. We agree, with honours even, that it would make sense to stop the unnecessary bloodshed. We will return when it is necessary.
We defeat Kleves again in their home province and begin a siege of Düsseldorf.
May
Major breakthrough as we now develop early pistols (Land Tech 6)
We defeat recruit army in Pfalz and besiege Mainz while in the west we establish a colony on the Fiji Islands.
June
Colony established in Fox.
July
Walls of Dusseldorf weaken and we assault. It falls quickly and Kleves pays us 60D for peace. We win a battle against the Palatinat in Alsace.
August
We are successful in our objective to keep Milan (+20) but fail to remember that the Venetian Doge needed a Spanish wife (-1)
Pizarro boards Saavedra Cerón's fleet for Rabaul as our colony in Wisconsin is inauguarated.
September
Peasants in Nice revolt and we will be forced to ship in troops to put them down.
We are informed that we must keep Milan and also agree to try to discover Tianjin and to have a Royal Marriage with Portugal.
Our attempt to expand our colony in Azuay fails so more colonists are sent.
We begin a siege of Baden and recover 66D from Palatinat for peace. Troops there are returned to Artois where 5000 reinforcements are built.
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And there, my followers, I must leave you for other matters of great urgency. I will return to my tale very shortly. In the meantime, I would be a little partial to lamb or beef next time. I never was much a fan of eating my fish seeing as they do inhabit my domains. I will not name the person responsible for he knows who he is.