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Chapter I Don't Really Care: Stealing the Mexican Gold

Diary of Jonas

Alrigth. Mexico is an empire( :rofl: ). So they have a lot of valuable stuff locked in silly chambers. And we are going to steal it.

To pull this off, we are going to borrow the texan navy. Texas is led by someone called 'Memnon'. I wonder if they had rock n' roll music there in this... middle age. Yes. In exchange we are gonna help Tex' take some place called "Danske Vest Indochina'. Or something.

(note to self: should not have skipt' history lessons...)

Anyway, the ships arrived here...damn, I was so drunk I don't remember the day... Anyway, we sailed to Texas an' stayed there for a couple nights.

Then we sailed to Mexico. Texan ships blew some Mexican ships up and then we boarded. Then, we like uuhhhh... started playing James Bond and travelled to 'Mejiko Sity' with mules. Anyway, we hide next to the city walls and wiat for the nigths. I get heavily drunk because I only thief when I'm drunk. Anyway, I sneak into the palace of sorts and ope the gate. I and some texan soldiers star raisin' a hell and...uh, must have passed out... ahm. We blew stuff up, steal some munney and get the hell outta there.

Gonna tell you about Indokina a bit later.

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Jonas is based on an actual living person I know... :D
 

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This AAR gets better and better :cool:
 

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ptan54 said:
What did he get banned for?

I believe it was for discussing piracy at the forums, which is a no-no (its in the rules)

EDIT: Yeah what anonymous said too.
 

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ptan54 said:
Ah right, I thought for a moment - he couldn't have admitted he bought a pirated version on the boards.......that would've been more than stupid! Ah well.......

It wasn't on this board. It was on T-cow's board.
 
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Is he banned pernamently?

Too many great peopel have been banned pernamently :(
 

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Black Raj said:
Is he banned pernamently?

Too many great peopel have been banned pernamently :(

Yes, I believe so, I think he got caught supporting downloading software, or something alone those lines.
 

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Yes, I believe so, I think he got caught supporting downloading software, or something alone those lines.
I guess that they get kind of cocky as their popularity increases. Look at Hollywood..... :rolleyes:

It is too bad, it was a great AAR.
 

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Mr. Capiatlist said:
I guess that they get kind of cocky as their popularity increases. Look at Hollywood..... :rolleyes:

It is too bad, it was a great AAR.

Yes, Nerfix made some great stories and pictures.
 

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Wow, Nerfix's AAR is becoming like the original Star Trek...

...no one cares about it until it gets canned. :rofl:
 

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I was into Nerfix before he was cool. :p

EDIT: You know, now I think of it, it was probably Nerfix who was responsible for me showing up here. His banning was an absolute travesty, IMO, and I'm a little leery of the sort of thinking it represents... but ah, such is life.
 
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el presidentse said:
I was into Nerfix before he was cool. :p

Me too. If his old AARs are around here, I have comments in them. :D