Now? Right now? Ok.
Chapter I Don't Really Care: Stealing the Mexican Gold
Diary of Jonas
Alrigth. Mexico is an empire( :rofl: ). So they have a lot of valuable stuff locked in silly chambers. And we are going to steal it.
To pull this off, we are going to borrow the texan navy. Texas is led by someone called 'Memnon'. I wonder if they had rock n' roll music there in this... middle age. Yes. In exchange we are gonna help Tex' take some place called "Danske Vest Indochina'. Or something.
(note to self: should not have skipt' history lessons...)
Anyway, the ships arrived here...damn, I was so drunk I don't remember the day... Anyway, we sailed to Texas an' stayed there for a couple nights.
Then we sailed to Mexico. Texan ships blew some Mexican ships up and then we boarded. Then, we like uuhhhh... started playing James Bond and travelled to 'Mejiko Sity' with mules. Anyway, we hide next to the city walls and wiat for the nigths. I get heavily drunk because I only thief when I'm drunk. Anyway, I sneak into the palace of sorts and ope the gate. I and some texan soldiers star raisin' a hell and...uh, must have passed out... ahm. We blew stuff up, steal some munney and get the hell outta there.
Gonna tell you about Indokina a bit later.
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Jonas is based on an actual living person I know...
