This aar reminds me of dialogue in lineage2. :rofl: (in a good way) Now let's hope you get your people promoted to craftsmen, and then PK South America. 
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Chapter *drumroll*...*X*: Machine Parts = 0 = MAH GADAAM ULNAAD!!1
President was sitting in his office with the newly released man who called himself "Gary".
"So, you got any smart ideas?" The president asked
"Yes" "Gary" answered
"Aha. Will you tell them to me?"
"Mmmh. Sure. We need industry. Wood industry to be specific."
"Yes, but we don't hav the workforce..."
"Yes we do."
"What?"
"Darn, I didn't think about that posibility..." President said.
"Well, it took a while for me to figure it out, too... But, anyway, we can buy the needed resources from the world market... But then we meet two problems... Machine parts and our debt."
"What about them?"
"The avaibility of machine parts, as we say in our time, "SUXORS". And I'm not sure if we can re-educate our people when we have debt?"
"Uhhh, why couldn't we?"
"Because this is a game."
"Errr, what?"
"Nevermind. Anyway, our industrial develpment will slither on and we WILL eventualy get the machine parts... But that can take a healthy while... And I don't promise miracles. The factory will help us more or less but it won't do miracles..."
*sing* Time passes by... *sing*
"Goddammit, those research times are making me GADAM ULNAAD!" "Gary" screamed impatient
"Another "feature" of this "game?" president asked and chuckled
"Yeah. But soon, soon... I hope so. Yeah, soon we will get those gleaming machine parts... And then..."
"You make such a huge number out of this. Relax. Get drunk or something."
"Pffft, no wonder the economy is going to hell... Anyway, I want to see future where saws sing in the woodlands, British snobs who say that "when you drink wine you know who you are, where you are coming form and where are you going to" are sitting on luxury chairs that are "Made in Piratini Republic" and people wipe... Nevermind."
"Aha. I see."
"Oh, by the way, I suppor the Woodfactory." "Gary" said
"The warplan?" President asked
"Yeah, we need that wood... And we just got that new general, what was he called, Bento Jr.? Euf, I can't remember..."
President lit his pipe, "Gary" took a sip of coffee and the both laughed with overly selfish voice...
Chapter XI coming sooner or later! Hang on yer old dudezorz!
Chapter *drumroll*...*X*: Machine Parts = 0 = MAH GADAAM ULNAAD!!1
President was sitting in his office with the newly released man who called himself "Gary".
"So, you got any smart ideas?" The president asked
"Yes" "Gary" answered
"Aha. Will you tell them to me?"
"Mmmh. Sure. We need industry. Wood industry to be specific."
"Yes, but we don't hav the workforce..."
"Yes we do."
"What?"
"Darn, I didn't think about that posibility..." President said.
"Well, it took a while for me to figure it out, too... But, anyway, we can buy the needed resources from the world market... But then we meet two problems... Machine parts and our debt."
"What about them?"
"The avaibility of machine parts, as we say in our time, "SUXORS". And I'm not sure if we can re-educate our people when we have debt?"
"Uhhh, why couldn't we?"
"Because this is a game."
"Errr, what?"
"Nevermind. Anyway, our industrial develpment will slither on and we WILL eventualy get the machine parts... But that can take a healthy while... And I don't promise miracles. The factory will help us more or less but it won't do miracles..."
*sing* Time passes by... *sing*
"Goddammit, those research times are making me GADAM ULNAAD!" "Gary" screamed impatient
"Another "feature" of this "game?" president asked and chuckled
"Yeah. But soon, soon... I hope so. Yeah, soon we will get those gleaming machine parts... And then..."
"You make such a huge number out of this. Relax. Get drunk or something."
"Pffft, no wonder the economy is going to hell... Anyway, I want to see future where saws sing in the woodlands, British snobs who say that "when you drink wine you know who you are, where you are coming form and where are you going to" are sitting on luxury chairs that are "Made in Piratini Republic" and people wipe... Nevermind."
"Aha. I see."
"Oh, by the way, I suppor the Woodfactory." "Gary" said
"The warplan?" President asked
"Yeah, we need that wood... And we just got that new general, what was he called, Bento Jr.? Euf, I can't remember..."
President lit his pipe, "Gary" took a sip of coffee and the both laughed with overly selfish voice...
Chapter XI coming sooner or later! Hang on yer old dudezorz!
Nerfix said:
Bento Gonçalvez didn't die in the first place, he was arrested by the brazilians and led to Bahia, then he escaped with the help of some revolters, to reapear in the Officer pool.
And in fact he wasn't a simple general, he was THE president, so yours is a USURPER!!!! :rofl:
pimparel said:Bento Gonçalvez didn't die in the first place, he was arrested by the brazilians and led to Bahia, then he escaped with the help of some revolters, to reapear in the Officer pool.
And in fact he wasn't a simple general, he was THE president, so yours is a USURPER!!!! :rofl:
*presses the History Eraser Button*
*DINGDONG*
Problem has been dealt with.
Whoa careful there, you might open a hole in the space/time continuom...
or something...
Viva a República Piratini e toda a sua glória gaúcha!!!!!
(Save the Piratini Republic and all the glory of it's people!!!!!)
(Save the Piratini Republic and all the glory of it's people!!!!!)
Henry v. Keiper said:
I...
I have no idea. It just popped into my mind. I used to write all kinds of...odd...lyrics as some sort of therapy.
One guy who plays in a band for hobby said that my lyrics were actualy good.
(Dammit, did I just tell a bit too much?
)
Chapter XIIT: Real men won't need savegames!
Aldryt ten, from now on, I will be completely making up everything that happens... A small voice inside my head said that the savegame may be dea but the Republic isn't.
Time-Reality Control department, sometime, someplace
"Oh no, look what you idiots did! Argh you damned yellowgreen idiots!" The Big master screamed
"It was a mistake!" One of The Lackeys answered
"Accident! Accident! You deleted over 100 years of history! ACCIDENT!? ARGH!"
"Ehhh...Yes."
"No, that is not worst thing... The history is completely screwed up!"
"Ummm... Why can't we let it be?"
"Well why don't you just take a look..."
Our fav. Republic, somewhere around 1856
"I have a very strange feeling." "Gary" said
"What? Ummm. Aha" The President said without taking notice
"Don't you find these recent happenings strange?"
"Well, I do find them strange but I'm not going to whine about them"
"Well, yeah, now we have our shiny Russian machine parts and our new factory is well under way in its construction...Hmmmmh."
"Look, you can't affect everything. Why won't you let it be?"
"How can you let these things to be?"
"I am just a president. Besides, Texas and Prussia seem to be doing pretty well with their new leaders..."
"That appeared out of nowhere."
"Yeah."
"That are rather young."
"Indeed."
"And have funny names."
"Ok, spit it out, what do you want me to do?"
"I'm not sure."
"Mmmhh-hyy. There we go. You are whining about things beyond our control."
"*grumble*"
"Now, you have these economic papers to look at! Do something usefull. That coffee ain't free, not even for you!"
In Berlin
He was sitting on the throne, trying to figure out three things: How did he end up here, what should he do and was Prussian beer made in 1850's safe to drink.
He didn't know how he ended up here. One day he just woke up in an odd room. Then someone walked into the room. And screamed. Then He got almost killed. Strangely enough He was able to stage a military takeover. Extremely strage...
He had some idea of what he should do... But the clock is screaming DIE DIE DIE every second. To Hell with that mismanaging Emperor, He thought.
He had drink extensive amount of beer and He was still alive. But maybe it causes cancer. Or something.
And now back to the Piratinis
Both "Gary" and President were grim. The lumber mill didn't save their economy. Well, it wasn't a big wonder but it definedly made their situation harder.
"Bankrupty awaits." "Gary" said
"Dammit, we're running out of money again..." The President cursed
"So, what will we do now..."
"We will rob the royal jewels of Mexico."
"You aren't serious."
"Of course I am!"
"Aha, so, we will need a master thi..."
Suddenly they heard a loud crash. Something flew through the window. It was somebody. To "Gary", that somebody was familiar...
"Jonas!? What the hell!?" "Gary" screamed
"Ow. Don't scream so loud. Hehe." Jonas answered.
Jonas was a young man with long hair, long nose and too long trousers.
The President stared at the man lying on the floor with his mouth open. He was utterly confused, that was sure.
"Eeeee... Friend of yours?" finaly asked from "Gary"
"Well... We now have our master thief..." "Gary" answered. Disbelief was radiating from his face.
Jonas coughed, sneezed, gigled and asked "Do you have any booze, coffee or tobacco here?"
"As much as you please... And from now on... You've got time. " "Gary" said
Jonas immediatedly regonized the inside joke and started to luagh with his hyenalike voice...
WTF is going? Does somebody know? Do I know? What will happen next? Only time, if that, will tell.
Aldryt ten, from now on, I will be completely making up everything that happens... A small voice inside my head said that the savegame may be dea but the Republic isn't.
Time-Reality Control department, sometime, someplace
"Oh no, look what you idiots did! Argh you damned yellowgreen idiots!" The Big master screamed
"It was a mistake!" One of The Lackeys answered
"Accident! Accident! You deleted over 100 years of history! ACCIDENT!? ARGH!"
"Ehhh...Yes."
"No, that is not worst thing... The history is completely screwed up!"
"Ummm... Why can't we let it be?"
"Well why don't you just take a look..."
Our fav. Republic, somewhere around 1856
"I have a very strange feeling." "Gary" said
"What? Ummm. Aha" The President said without taking notice
"Don't you find these recent happenings strange?"
"Well, I do find them strange but I'm not going to whine about them"
"Well, yeah, now we have our shiny Russian machine parts and our new factory is well under way in its construction...Hmmmmh."
"Look, you can't affect everything. Why won't you let it be?"
"How can you let these things to be?"
"I am just a president. Besides, Texas and Prussia seem to be doing pretty well with their new leaders..."
"That appeared out of nowhere."
"Yeah."
"That are rather young."
"Indeed."
"And have funny names."
"Ok, spit it out, what do you want me to do?"
"I'm not sure."
"Mmmhh-hyy. There we go. You are whining about things beyond our control."
"*grumble*"
"Now, you have these economic papers to look at! Do something usefull. That coffee ain't free, not even for you!"
In Berlin
He was sitting on the throne, trying to figure out three things: How did he end up here, what should he do and was Prussian beer made in 1850's safe to drink.
He didn't know how he ended up here. One day he just woke up in an odd room. Then someone walked into the room. And screamed. Then He got almost killed. Strangely enough He was able to stage a military takeover. Extremely strage...
He had some idea of what he should do... But the clock is screaming DIE DIE DIE every second. To Hell with that mismanaging Emperor, He thought.
He had drink extensive amount of beer and He was still alive. But maybe it causes cancer. Or something.
And now back to the Piratinis
Both "Gary" and President were grim. The lumber mill didn't save their economy. Well, it wasn't a big wonder but it definedly made their situation harder.
"Bankrupty awaits." "Gary" said
"Dammit, we're running out of money again..." The President cursed
"So, what will we do now..."
"We will rob the royal jewels of Mexico."
"You aren't serious."
"Of course I am!"
"Aha, so, we will need a master thi..."
Suddenly they heard a loud crash. Something flew through the window. It was somebody. To "Gary", that somebody was familiar...
"Jonas!? What the hell!?" "Gary" screamed
"Ow. Don't scream so loud. Hehe." Jonas answered.
Jonas was a young man with long hair, long nose and too long trousers.
The President stared at the man lying on the floor with his mouth open. He was utterly confused, that was sure.
"Eeeee... Friend of yours?" finaly asked from "Gary"
"Well... We now have our master thief..." "Gary" answered. Disbelief was radiating from his face.
Jonas coughed, sneezed, gigled and asked "Do you have any booze, coffee or tobacco here?"
"As much as you please... And from now on... You've got time.
" "Gary" saidJonas immediatedly regonized the inside joke and started to luagh with his hyenalike voice...
WTF is going? Does somebody know? Do I know? What will happen next? Only time, if that, will tell.
This is one of the funniest victoria AARs that there is! But I must admit that I am somewhat confused as to what just happened.
Nerfix, KEEP WRITING THIS AAR.
I can't get the darn thing out of my head. That funky picture of you dancing stays there all day. It's driving me mad.
If you don't finish this thing, I may be joining you in that multi-function house in Amazonas.
I can't get the darn thing out of my head. That funky picture of you dancing stays there all day. It's driving me mad.
If you don't finish this thing, I may be joining you in that multi-function house in Amazonas.
Memnon said:
SIR YES SIR!
I will, I will, I just went away for 4 days to kill mosquitos in Savo. Damn, that place is ripped from HoI, constant thunderstorms.
WTF, these screenies & storyline are somewhat copied from my (buried dead & alive) AAR!!! Those idiotic comments, those awful double-standards & cowpies each post contain.. They are so me.
But keep up teh good work, I'll start my next AAR with VIP, trying Finland first time.
But keep up teh good work, I'll start my next AAR with VIP, trying Finland first time.
Having caught up with this, I have so many thoughts on my mind right now...
Update! Please!
Rafiki
Update! Please!
Rafiki
So it was AldousHux who wrote the Cronicles for Blind. *bows to this master*
And yes. I will update when I get the inspiration sicne this has moved to the copletely fictional stage.
And yes. I will update when I get the inspiration sicne this has moved to the copletely fictional stage.