Some EU2 comedy ... AI cursed with multiple choice system

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See it here

Comedy count: 6

Last one added: Thanks to BiB's efforts, flanders has been included... (Sunday 07/29/01)

 

[Helios]

LOL

 

[Vulture]

HEHEHE... Where did you get that? made that yourself?

 

[alvaro]

I don't think so. probably he got it from the real AI
Actually I have been thinking about rules to make an AI (or better said AnI 'artificial non-idiot') and it's difficult and bloody complex for a game like EU.

 

[unmerged(2254)]

Got it from my secret source at Paradox, one of the AI programmers

Nah, self made, of course. Just a visualization of the internal code

 

[Vulture]

Hehehe thought so... The proper Photoshop editing

 

[Johan]

Hilarious!

Actually, you forgot one very important option.

"Disband fleet and raise army in Ireland"

 

[Vulture]

HAHAHA... Yes...

Johan, tell Patric to check his PM's... I'm getting slightly PO'ed

 

[unmerged(4942)]

Ha! Good idea...

One additional option: 'Send 100k army to mountanous, insignificant but heavily fortified province, to starve to death'...

 

[hjarg]

LOL!!!

Or yet another option: go after Russia's ally Denmark and start siege of Narvik with all your troops

 

[unmerged(2254)]

OK, I updated it accordingly

 

[Vulture]

Narvik doesn't have fortress... Cool 'siege' huh?

 

[unmerged(592)]

damn they have no fortress? well then let's build one, someone HAS to surrender, we can't just take over an unfortified province, can we?

 

[Carolus Rex]

Leave anglia and defend the marches.
It is the most imprtant provunce since it borders the scots. They can attack any mnute now!!

 

[unmerged(2254)]

Update: Added the improved diplomacy multi-choice menues present in EU2.

 

[unmerged(2540)]

What about :Load 10k army in Kent onto home fleet, sail to colony in Nova Scotia, then watch it sink because it goes through 3 or so storms on the way

 

[hjarg]

You got that Russia offers white peace wrong:

Options should be:


Yes

Most definetly

Sure

Naturally

What's here to ask? Gimme a pen and i sign it

 

[BiB]

 

[unmerged(5061)]

Perhaps should read...

"Disband fleet and raise new fleet in Ireland"

Come on the Irish!

 

[Carolus Rex]

ROFLOL!!!