So I saw the Galaxy Editon...

[laserytuna]

And I saw no Blorg plushies.

 

[Amightypie]

And I saw no Blorg plushies.

I too am saddened by this

 

[Fonz]

I'm not sure how I would explain a phallic-shaped tentacle fungoid plushie to anyone

 

[Exemplar Voss]

I'm not sure how I would explain a phallic-shaped tentacle fungoid plushie to anyone

I would think it rather explains itself.

 

[Elderotter]

I'm not sure how I would explain a phallic-shaped tentacle fungoid plushie to anyone

No explanation needed. Let them ask. Then just smile and/or give them an invitation to a party.

 

[Tapkomet]

I'm not sure how I would explain a phallic-shaped tentacle fungoid plushie to anyone

You just awkwardly smile at them and say "Wanna be friends?"
When they leave and don't answer your calls, you will look at you Blorg plushie and imagine it looking back at you with pride in its eye-stalks.

 

[Admiral Howe]

And I saw no Blorg plushies.

Be patient, none of the pre-orders have any physical assets.

I'm sure Blorg plushies are coming soon. Don't have to be a Wiz to see that.

 

[Veilstorm]

Also NO SPACE HATS i am truly dissapointed...

 

[JMensch]

As awesome as it would be, physical objects associated with enhanced and collector's editions tend to jack the price up quite a bit. I know some people are burning the forums down over the "lack of content" with the pre-release but I am thrilled at the idea of a $70 collector's edition instead of the usual $100+.

 

[Junkwisch]

Blorgs no longer exist in space; according to a fallen empire. No plushies

 

[13Foxtrot]

a plushie would go well next to my pre order head for Universalis Rome

 

[henzington]

I imagine the Blorg being slimy not sure I want a slimy plushie

 

[S.C. Watson]

I imagine the Blorg being slimy not sure I want a slimy plushie

Wouldn't that be a ... "slushie"?