I...had no idea this could even happen. I guess I'm shelving my plans to form an empire so that I can dedicate my kingdom's resources to the protection and defence of her noble line.
So I just put a lesbian polar bear on the throne of Egypt
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There. There is the great thread title this subforum was internationally famous for back in 2014-15. 
God god man! You're supposed to give her the throne after a crusade for Scandinavia! She's going to boil to death in the Egyptian summer!
Update:
Sadly, she died a maimed cripple shortly thereafter. But now her dad is on the throne and has apparently filled the minor civil and feudal offices of Egypt with polar bears. I'm presently importing them to marry off to my sisters and daughters.
Sadly, she died a maimed cripple shortly thereafter. But now her dad is on the throne and has apparently filled the minor civil and feudal offices of Egypt with polar bears. I'm presently importing them to marry off to my sisters and daughters.
You need to bear up with your wife, and then press polarogeniture, so that inferior species do not inherit the throne!
Hope the people can bear all the changes they are making to the court and that there is plenty of fish to keep a furry attitude.
Luckily they are polar bears, otherwise there would have been anarchy during the winter months when going into hibernation.
Luckily they are polar bears, otherwise there would have been anarchy during the winter months when going into hibernation.
Reminds me of the song "The Last Polar Bear" by the British folk duo (and married couple) Belinda O'Hooley and Heidi Tidow.
good thing they didn't ascend to the thrown further south or I would have to rescue them
I'm sure there are actually funny absurd events, but this vindicates my decision to always disable them.