Bah. When it comes to EUII, I believe in bare knuckle fisticuffs and going for the throat. And if my own ally won't have the sheer
common decency to conspire at a mock war to bring my citizens together after a quirk of the game engine screws me out of stab during a civil war? Well, hell, I'll be invading him next in a real war!
*shakes fist in defiance at Daniel's laws of anti-Damoclean discrimation*
Yes. I have been known to use Pirates.
I have been known to create vassals as obstacles towards an invader.
Yea, I have even browbeaten my own allies into declaring war on me.
I have explored the entire fucking Siberian corridor while my Russian neighbour didn't realize I had some cav left in his country.
And I admit...I have even often switched back and forth between CRC when it was conveniant
Lo and behold, I accept in disgrace that I have even made use of lag merchants in the past. Furthermore, I have further shamefully utilized lag colonists and by God...even
lag missionaries.
It is neither a secret that I use ruse and subterfuge to further my own agenda at the expense of my fellow players. It is true I have lied to many of you in the past.
Am I arrogant and boastful? Perhaps a little. Yet not without cause!
Would I betray my own dear mother for a CB province on my border? Faster then you could say Happy Mother's Day!
You must wonder if there is no end to my depravity?
Yet is my blood not red? As crimson as any of yours? For there is much that I would not do. And even though this list of vices seems great, I ask, do I not have virtues as well?
I would not run my country into the ground in a war I knew I was losing. Or even a war I might end if it were not justified by sound economic reasons for the long term benefit.
I would not abandon my fellow players, no matter how destroyed my country was.
I would never give up and I would always pull through when the going got rough. Even after suffering great hardship, invasions and civil war.
I do not gain inflation indiscriminately, nor do I use unwise fiscal policies. Always, I have the long term health of my country at the forefront of my mind.
Nor do
I make arbitrary diplomatic decisions, based on my personal amusement or boredom.
I do not pause in wars where I am surprised and need time to regroup my forces.
I have a keen grasp of the geopolitical realities of the map, and my own responsibility to it.
And if you betray me?
I will not hold it as a grudge or whine and quit (like some!). I will simply sink the knife in your back twice as deep when you do not expect it.
And finally,
I am as honest and trustworthy a neighbor as any of you could ever hope to fight side by side with. And disarmingly modest to boot. *
So fie on Daniel's rules!
Let us rise or fall by our wit and the strength of our swordarm, never on a technicality or ruling!
(cue stirring music)
*See earlier list of vices