On the 24th June, 2016, the results of the EU Referendum came up as a perfect draw. 12,671,431 to 12,671,431. Numerous recounts continued to end up in the exact same result. By July, the financial markets, riddled with uncertainty, brought Britain into the greatest economic depression it has ever seen due to continued inconclusive result. Seeing this as a national crisis, David Cameron formed a national Coalition - made up of Liberal Democrats, Pro-Europe Tories, and Centrist Labourites. A splinter faction of Conservatives, under the leadership of Gove and Boris Johnson, ended this coalition with a No-Confidence vote within a month, triggering a General Election.
The August election was riddled by strikes, rioting, and violence. Anti-EU groups felt that they had won, but that Britain's destiny had been stolen from them, whilst in Scotland, which was very much in favour of the EU, believed that England would try to impose a Brexit upon them. On Election day, the 22nd August 2016, unaware of eachother's actions, the SNP Government in Holyrood declared independence from the United Kingdom - whilst UKIP seized control of East Anglia and most of Kent. Both the Coalition Government and the Johnson Government (both considering themselves the legitimate Government of the country) declared a state of emergency - the Johnson Government, however, also immediately withdrew from the EU. In the following week, the armed forces rallied around the two opposing Governments, while the East Anglian UKIP State called all loyal Brexiters to heed the call and defend the nation from the tyranny of Brussells.
Meanwhile, in the north - having experienced a long summer of striking, violence, and uncertainty - distanced itself from the chaos in the south, instead seeking the direction of their traditional political leaders in the Labour Party. Hard-Leftist Jeremy Corbyn, seeing this as his last chance to prove himself as a leader, united the northern Cities (except, notably, Newcastle) under the banner of Labour. Their next steps will be unknown - whether they will intervene in the south, or whether they have something else in mind. Uprisings in Wales and Cornwall - and a unity pact in the Midlands - saw the country torn into a jigsaw puzzle of regional powers on the verge of war.
It is September 1st, 2016, the first day of a very British Civil War.
Major Factions:
The Coalition Government
Leader: David Cameron
This is all that remains of the Pre-Referendum establishment, only retaining territorial control in the South. However, they still maintain control over a variety of townships, from Devon in the West to Cambridge in the East - and the loyalty of a large portion of the professional armed forces. They are the leaders of the Pro-European faction in England.
The Johnson Government
Leader: Boris Johnson
Made up of the anti-EU followers of the former Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, this is the other claimant to the throne. They, like the Coalition Government, have a handy portion of professional soldiery and have some (contested) control of the south, as well as controling much of the east Midlands. However, the real jewel in the crown is their control of London - the resources, manpower, and legitimacy that it grants means that it is the number one priority for both "Government" forces to consolidate control over the capital. But, while militarily Johnson controls London, it remains to be seen whether the populace will continue to accept him.
The Labourite North
Leader: Jeremy Corbyn
Whether it is a revolutionary Republic or another parliamentary force, the Labourite North boasts a number of population centers and has captured a large number of military arms depots for their own use. However, the leadership of this faction is underthreat, as forces conspire to replace their leader with a candidate of their own choosing. Left-leaning europhiles who might find themselves in power, however, might also be reminded that much of the populace, whilst sympathetic to Labour, also voted for a Brexit.
Scotland
Leader: Nicola Sturgeon
It is time that the world recognised Scotland as the sovereign, independent nation that it is! Let the English quiver as Scotland asserts itself - by force if necessary. It is feverently pro-EU, and as a result may prove an unlikely ally for the Coalition.
Leader: David Cameron
This is all that remains of the Pre-Referendum establishment, only retaining territorial control in the South. However, they still maintain control over a variety of townships, from Devon in the West to Cambridge in the East - and the loyalty of a large portion of the professional armed forces. They are the leaders of the Pro-European faction in England.
The Johnson Government
Leader: Boris Johnson
Made up of the anti-EU followers of the former Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, this is the other claimant to the throne. They, like the Coalition Government, have a handy portion of professional soldiery and have some (contested) control of the south, as well as controling much of the east Midlands. However, the real jewel in the crown is their control of London - the resources, manpower, and legitimacy that it grants means that it is the number one priority for both "Government" forces to consolidate control over the capital. But, while militarily Johnson controls London, it remains to be seen whether the populace will continue to accept him.
The Labourite North
Leader: Jeremy Corbyn
Whether it is a revolutionary Republic or another parliamentary force, the Labourite North boasts a number of population centers and has captured a large number of military arms depots for their own use. However, the leadership of this faction is underthreat, as forces conspire to replace their leader with a candidate of their own choosing. Left-leaning europhiles who might find themselves in power, however, might also be reminded that much of the populace, whilst sympathetic to Labour, also voted for a Brexit.
Scotland
Leader: Nicola Sturgeon
It is time that the world recognised Scotland as the sovereign, independent nation that it is! Let the English quiver as Scotland asserts itself - by force if necessary. It is feverently pro-EU, and as a result may prove an unlikely ally for the Coalition.
Other Factions
East Anglia
Leader: Nigel Farage
A revolutionary Brexit state, answering to it's new leadership in UKIP, and them alone. Bolstered by volunteers from all over the country, East Anglia will make the Euroweenie establishment tremble. Loosely aligned with the Johnson Government, however there is no telling where Farage's ambitions might take him next. It controls most of East Anglia, and most of Kent - especially the Channel Crossing, in order to prevent any intervention from the continent.
The Midlands Alliance
Leader: Tony Blair
A regional alliance centered around Birmingham and Nottingham, with the goal of keeping this region free from the insanity sweeping the rest of the country. An old, wisened figure of British Politics, who was not unknowing in the ways of fighting a legally questionable war, arose as the temporary leader of this Alliance until peace is restored. Boasting control over a key stretch of the M1 Road outside of Nottingham, access to Wales, and a large population center, the Midlands could find itself becoming a powerful Kingmaker if it plays it's cards well.
National Wales:
Leader: ???
Wales, like the Midlands, wanted to keep itself apart from the madness in the south and the north. An emergency Welsh government was drawn up with members from several parties - however, as shown in the referendum, much of Wales is sympathetic to the Brexit cause. Whoever can wrangle control of the Welsh Dragon will find themselves making difficult decisions down the road, made even worse by...
Revolutionary Wales:
Leader: ???
Seeing Scotland as an example, Plaid Cymru declared Wales a free and independent State, part of the EU. While only a few areas have pledged themselves to the cause, the Independence movement may see a second independent nation burst out of the UK should it win strategic victories.
Cornwall:
Leader: ???
The red-headed stepchild of Celtic nationalism (which really is saying something), radical Cornish Seperatists in the Cornish Freedom Army took control of western peninsula, going so far as to take territory from the Coalition Forces in Exeter. Is this the Cornish Dawn, or will it be yet another defeat for the proud people of Cornwall?
Newcastle Provisional Government:
Leader: Michael Gove
Having once written an article in the Times about Scotland, it was only natural that Michael Gove be put in charge of a military taskforce to reclaim control over the rebellious Scots. With an impressive modern army, Gove made it as far as Newcastle before the Labour Party took control of most of the North. With his supply lines cut off, Gove must now decide whether to continue North and finish his job, go South and take care of the socialist seperatists, or remain in Newcastle and hope everything blows over.
Leader: Nigel Farage
A revolutionary Brexit state, answering to it's new leadership in UKIP, and them alone. Bolstered by volunteers from all over the country, East Anglia will make the Euroweenie establishment tremble. Loosely aligned with the Johnson Government, however there is no telling where Farage's ambitions might take him next. It controls most of East Anglia, and most of Kent - especially the Channel Crossing, in order to prevent any intervention from the continent.
The Midlands Alliance
Leader: Tony Blair
A regional alliance centered around Birmingham and Nottingham, with the goal of keeping this region free from the insanity sweeping the rest of the country. An old, wisened figure of British Politics, who was not unknowing in the ways of fighting a legally questionable war, arose as the temporary leader of this Alliance until peace is restored. Boasting control over a key stretch of the M1 Road outside of Nottingham, access to Wales, and a large population center, the Midlands could find itself becoming a powerful Kingmaker if it plays it's cards well.
National Wales:
Leader: ???
Wales, like the Midlands, wanted to keep itself apart from the madness in the south and the north. An emergency Welsh government was drawn up with members from several parties - however, as shown in the referendum, much of Wales is sympathetic to the Brexit cause. Whoever can wrangle control of the Welsh Dragon will find themselves making difficult decisions down the road, made even worse by...
Revolutionary Wales:
Leader: ???
Seeing Scotland as an example, Plaid Cymru declared Wales a free and independent State, part of the EU. While only a few areas have pledged themselves to the cause, the Independence movement may see a second independent nation burst out of the UK should it win strategic victories.
Cornwall:
Leader: ???
The red-headed stepchild of Celtic nationalism (which really is saying something), radical Cornish Seperatists in the Cornish Freedom Army took control of western peninsula, going so far as to take territory from the Coalition Forces in Exeter. Is this the Cornish Dawn, or will it be yet another defeat for the proud people of Cornwall?
Newcastle Provisional Government:
Leader: Michael Gove
Having once written an article in the Times about Scotland, it was only natural that Michael Gove be put in charge of a military taskforce to reclaim control over the rebellious Scots. With an impressive modern army, Gove made it as far as Newcastle before the Labour Party took control of most of the North. With his supply lines cut off, Gove must now decide whether to continue North and finish his job, go South and take care of the socialist seperatists, or remain in Newcastle and hope everything blows over.
Is this concept a joke or are you actually this stupid?
Yes this is a joke.
How will the game be played?
It will be the standard forum game strategy affair. 1 domestic order, 2 combat orders, PMed every turn. Post ICs for fun and benefits.
X isn't realistic enough for me!
This is a tongue-in-cheek game. Please don't be weird about things.
How do I join?
The standard signup affair. Copypaste this, and put in the factions that you want to play, keeping in mind you can only have one Major power as a preference:
Major Power:
1st Minor:
2nd Minor:
Any other questions/want to tell me how stupid this is? Tell me on Coldfront. /join #PlonkGame.
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