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Are you thinking of moving into the lucrative yak business? It's only a couple of wars to the east and can provide your people with an excellent source of food, transportation, clothing, entertainment, sexual pleasure... yes sir, yaks are where it's at. Not this silly wool!
 

Charle_88

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Yaks also have wool-like hair that could possibly be used for wool-like applications. It's worth looking into.
 

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chefportnen said:
Are you thinking of moving into the lucrative yak business? It's only a couple of wars to the east and can provide your people with an excellent source of food, transportation, clothing, entertainment, sexual pleasure... yes sir, yaks are where it's at. Not this silly wool!

All of that the Shaybanid already own. Or what do think what the cavalry units consist of? Men and Horses? BAH! Men and sheep! Sheep I tell ju. ;)


I shall not go into the subject of sexual pleasure however :D :rolleyes:
 

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I can't think of anymore witty comments about wool, so I'll just say that you did a good job with the Kazakhs. Then again, they were no match for the might of Shaybanid...
 

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Shaybanid - where men are pirates and sheep are curious ;)
and the Khazaks are, well, Khazaked (what did I tell you?)

and the whole great (ball of) yarn rolls on. :)
 

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Olaus Petrus - I don't really want to but I think I shall be forced to.

KanaX - Sounds a good idea but for now they are out of reach and I shall have to remain peaceful towards them.

Chief Ragusa - Shall get up a world map soon.

Deus - Not really far along tech wise, I shall include an update on that front next.

Grundius - With my generals, my relatively large all cavalry armies and their lack of forts the war was like taking wool from a baby.

Charle_88 - It shall be my goal. But I liked it better in EUII where the game told you the largest producer.

Trondheim - These islands of stupid just keep popping up all too often.

Storey - Of course it was only my supreme skill that allowed my numerically superior armies led by generals with 6-6-6 stats to override their unfortified provinces so swiftly.

Chief Ragusa - I have been using basically the same strategy with my armies.

Kanil - Very true.

Insanity Boy - Perhaps take all the cloth and convert to the far superior wool?

Dearnen - Who to pounce on next? I think I may have to wait, my badboy is getting a little high.

germanpeon - The game doesn't really reflect reality though, it values salt higher than wool, this is clearly not correct.

nette001 - So I should be aiming for Italy?

chefportnen - Not a bad idea, yaks do kind of look like big sheep or goats.

Charle_88 - Exactly, it will be a fine investment.

Deus - Shaybanid has mighty battle sheep, you shall fear them.

chefportnen - They were just helping the sheep over the fence. There are a lot of fences in Shaybanid.

SirruShan - They were doomed from a long time ago. It was nice to finally beat them down.

Murmurandus - That sums up quite a lot of this AAR ;)

FlorisDeVijfde - Thanks very much.

EvilSanta - Thats an awesome song, yes it could well be a song about Shaybanid.

Ahura Mazda - Thanks.

IAmTheSpoon - It sure does.

merrick - The sheep are curious about the men? Now that is a novel idea, and one that might be quite a few Shaybanis' idea of a fantasy.


Phew, that was quite a lot of responses.
 

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Shaybanid - Central Asia's Finest
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Shaybanid tech, best described as adequate.

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Here's the world around us to the west. Not a pretty sight, all that Ottoman

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And to the east. Not a pretty sight, all that white.

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Now this is a pretty sight, once we get a bit more cash we're gonna have some more extra nice generals.

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Lets just say it wasn't a pretty sight for the servant who found the minister and the sheep. Bad enough to cause quite a scandal in fact.

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Hmmm, choices, choices. What to do?
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