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Deus

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Charle_88 said:
Deus Woolt? My latin is a little bit rusty, but wouldn't that be something like "God has wooly mittens"?


Nope Deus sez "Woolt". Which is "Vult" in Shaybanidese to you heathens... :rolleyes:


I see a wonderful comedy unravel in front of me, so carry on. ;)
 

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Grundius - As is every nation I do believe, but yes this will be sweet.

Olaus Petrus - As is Kazakhs ownership of much.

Chief Ragusa - Agreed, and they have plenty of that stuff.

EvilSanta - Truer words were never spoken.

Charle_88 - He does, it also means we have woolly ambitions.

merrick - They certainly haven't done much to earn sympathy.

Trondheim - Nope, they haven't managed that feat.

Snake IV - Thanks, I'm glad you didn't use your comment to try and sneakily get a birthday thread.

Dearnen - You're quite the philosopher aren't you.

KanaX - I agree.

Murmurandus - Guess it's time to quit uni then and bring visual brilliance to the world.

Deus - If by carry on you mean carry on rampaging and taking the worlds wool, then by all means I shall.
 

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Shaybanid - Central Asia's Finest
Shaybanid did say let there be fun.
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And so there was fun.

When you ally with the Mughals, Bengal and Nogai you can safely say that two you care about as allies for their strength and potential input, the other is merely a politeness thing, kind of like inviting the hot girls friend along for a dance.

But when it comes time to boogy guess who decides not to get down and dirty.
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Damned pointless allies.

But enough moaning about friends, lets get down to business before we dye our hair black and turn this into a LiveJournal entry.
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Yarrrr, this be more like it




One and a half months later




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I do believe someone has been owned. If you can't guess who I'll help you and narrow down the choices, Kazakh.

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Well, well. All we have to do is flex our muscles and look who suddenly wants to grab hold of them.

That fort was worth every cent as Kazan succeeds only in rinsing its feet.
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So lets take whats ours.
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And look half of it's wool. Not bad eh? I mean they do say to take good news with a pinch of salt so I guess that's what we're doing.
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In fact I think this calls for a new army.
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That was a quick war. Are you planning to get "Quest of the New World" and send explorers north of your current border?
 

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Those Bengals sure are arrogant. First they dishonour your alliance, and then they want to be your allies again after the war's over. I say we declare a land-pirate YARRRRRRRRRRRR on them.
 

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Send the Bengals a ball of wool, to match their thinking. You cunningly left the kazahks with Turkestan against which you have a CB. The Mughals would make excellent box shufflers.

Any chance of the global view, as known to the Uzbeks?
 

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Duke of Wellington said:


And look half of it's wool. Not bad eh? I mean they do say to take good news with a pinch of salt so I guess that's what we're doing.
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Deus Wools that from now on the enemy shall be known to all good woolgiving Shaybanid "Turkey Stan". Hence not woollike at all.

Duke how far are you techwise? Have you Invented fabric softeners for Wool already or not?
 

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Well, I guess you ended up dancing with the ugly one... ;)

Khazahk was not really a challenge, was it?
 

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Oh my god! Look at all that wool!

You should make it your final goal to have a total world monopoly on all wool production.
 

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Duke of Wellington said:
One and a half months later

:eek: Either you're real good or Kazakh is real bad. Which was it? :D

Joe
 

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Kanil said:
Oh, please. It's "Quest for New Wool". Havn't you been paying attention?

Nitpicking. I don't have flawless memory and I have been playing more Revolutions recently than EU3.
 

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"All Your Wool Are Belong To Us!"

Great job reminding the the Kazakhs who the real empire is. Your kitten has become the mighty tiger of Asia! The only question now is, "Who shall we pounce next?"
 

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Those provinces have some decent taxes. Good work!
 

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Salt adds well to spices. Add some grain provinces and some Italian cooks (to prepare the dish, not to be part of it) and soon Shaybanid Pasta (in woollen bags) with mutton will rule the world food market stalls.