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Good to see that the Land Pirates have survived my absence
 

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So... What happened to the persian kitty's rear end?
It got eaten by the Turks. I didn't know turkeys had such appetites for kittens. Stil, if turkeys can eat away at Persia, so can you!
 

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Smite the Persians!! It is the Wool of God that their heresies be swept away! Deus Woolt! Surely the Uzbek Kitten Hordes will prevail!
 

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Olaus Petrus - Not wise for the Lion to respond i should say.

EvilSanta - Cheers. I wonder if its a symptom of some psychological problem that I see cat shapes everywhere?

KanaX - An interesting theory and one I like.

Chief Ragusa - Let kittens sleep while preparing for war? I truly do like those words.

Pellucid - Better than having the kitten invade you though.

merrick - That shows thinking ahead. Here in Shaybanid we don't really approve of that. Let us boldly move forward with eyes shut and sword swinging.

Petros - A most interesting and I think effective tactic.

Ingrimm - They aren't as valuable but they are closer to home, and the right religion so makes them somewhat attractive.

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Prufrock451 - Errr, I can?

Dysken - Glad to see you back and that you have not been attacked by land pirates.

bowl of soup - Eaten by a Turkey.

SirruShan - Quite right.

Trondheim - Well kittens or lions its the same anatomy right? So lets get neutering.

Dearnen - Deus Woolt. I really like that saying, mind if I use it at some later point?
 

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Shaybanid - Central Asia's Finest
People usually have the impression that being in charge of a Central Asian power is all fun and games. Just one big blur of women and bling.

Women
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And bling
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Bling is common in Shaybanid. This example is a popular form, a symbol made from an overlapping S (indicated in green) and H (indicated in red), the first letters of Shaybanid.

But the reality is actually quite different. Its a job like any other. And its gets dull. Sometimes there just ain't much going on. No countries to invade, rebels to behead or even a good banquet to get totally trashed at.

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How thrilling

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Even this poor fellow counting the cash can hardly keep his eyes open, yawn.

If idle hands are the devils plaything then it can be said that an idle army is the the devils set of power tools.
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And this is one thing you can do with an army, back up your threats.

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This is certainly more interesting.

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And with that completed things should get a whole lot more fun soon. We're ready for war.


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Charle_88

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Deus Woolt? My latin is a little bit rusty, but wouldn't that be something like "God has wooly mittens"?
 

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Duke of Wellington said:
People usually have the impression that being in charge of a Central Asian power is all fun and games. Just one big blur of women and bling.
...And wool! Can't forget the wool.
...And kittens! In fact, forget the bling!

Good to see this active again. I would have sympathy for the Khazaks, but then again, they're Khazaks.
 

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I who trusted you to make me a birthday thread Duke, but when I check the forum I only find one for some guy named Yogi. Is this the way to threat a fellow Sep 05-er? Is it? I can never ever trust you again! Today.

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What's everyone looking at?
Oh, right. Nice update.

EDIT:Excuse this one. He's not got a good nights sleep for almost a week.
 
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Dearnen said:
To the kittens of the world, wool IS bling.

'nuff said
Wise words, once again.
 

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Duke of Wellington said:
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Murmurandus - Thanks, maybe i should consider being a graphic artist? What do you think?

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Of course, go for it... :cool: