I'd kill to have generals like yours.
I need to go out and have a good long war.
Joe
Joe
The idea of invading a kitten confuses and frightens me.Chief Ragusa said:Let sleeping kittens , sleep. Whilst preparing an invasion force, of course!
But what if they respond with a "great kitten of fire"? it woild play with those burning balls and hurl them at the fine shaybani warriors. Even if this sounds ridicilous, you can never underestimate the trickery of the Persians.Petros said:Do big cats not play with balls of wool?
Anyway, I have thought of a tactic that you can use in a war... How about using the excess of wool that you have as a lethal weapon against your opponents in the form of 'great wool-balls of fire'?
You don't necessarily need a canon, as you can just make 'em huge and roll them against your enemies in a field of battle... and it would be mightily effective if used in an ambush where escaping could only be achieved by running back to whence they came from... Can you imagine their panic?
I'd recommend using some extra-spicy wool for explosive effects!
KanaX said:But what if they respond with a "great kitten of fire"? it woild play with those burning balls and hurl them at the fine shaybani warriors. Even if this sounds ridicilous, you can never underestimate the trickery of the Persians.
You never know...Petros said:Yeah, right!
Next you're going to tell me that they have wool with magical properties that makes their rugs fly high in the air... As if anyone would believe that!![]()
...must...not...post...cat macros...Prufrock451 said:I can has invaded pleez?