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I'd kill to have generals like yours. :( I need to go out and have a good long war. :D

Joe
 

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EvilSanta - Hehe, I rather like me myself.

Soarom - Aye, if only they'd give up more.

KanaX - I'd be only too happy to oblige.

Olaus Petrus - All in good time. Aesthetics are a top priority of course.

Chief Ragusa - I don't think it's possible to lose that, at least if it is it would be a glaring bug to fix.

GrimPagan - Same shit eh? Well maybe they'll give the Persians some of the same shit they just got at another time?

Soarom - Good to see your group along, you're one of my favourite lobby groups.

billy bob - Falter? We don't know the meaning. (I guess we're still not that smart)

Murmurandus - They will be fleeing as soon as they catch sight of our nice new seasons jumpers.

Grundius - Maybe not that impressive but we'll soon get them in new clothes.

merrick - I do like to make a lasting impression.

thrashing mad - And when was I not ;)

BBBD316 - Shhhh, that weapon be most secret, nothing to see here move along.

nette001, SirruShan - Spicy wool cannons and spice. I like that suggestion.

Storey - I'd kill too. Kill plenty of Persians that is. Muahahaha.
 

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I haven't read the AAR yet, but it's a rather nice turn, to see you to play a nation with Uzbek culture?

BTW, the question mark is not a mistake.
 

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Shaybanid - Central Asia's Finest
Whew, would you look at that, -9. These heights of prestige are unknown to us. I'm getting giddy.
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Fail fail fail. It's always the same. Why keep wasting your money and save the Shaybani sign writers the constant effort of creating these elaborate billboards to hold in front of me.
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I think we'll remain quiet for a while. Just to try and work out where to go next. As always Persia will be tempting. But will they remain a kitten?
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Or next time shall they turn into a raging lion?
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On the other hand to the north Kazakh is tempting and we do have those Kazakh Bash cavalary at the ready. If only, they weren't so dull and gave us a cause for invasion.
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Since when do we allow people to demand things of us? Especially when your name is so foreign and strange you really ain't got a chance. Go to hell bourgewahwhatever you are denied.
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I say lop off the head of the cat and the rest of the animal will fall with it.
 

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That's clearly a sign of Persian agression! To war!
 

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Let sleeping kittens , sleep. Whilst preparing an invasion force, of course!

Such dizzying heights of prestige must be quite unnerving for a people that dwell on the plains.

Why should culture not change? If your empire has a majority of people froma culture different from that with which it started, should not the Empire have the option to change to that culture (or religion) or suffer from stability loss? Crushing said cultural upstarts might be an option, too. I dare say crushing would be the Horde's preferred method of suasion.
 

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Meow. Don't worry about the kitten, worry about the big green thing behind it (and I don't mean the Khazaks, who while big and green are not in the least frightening).
 

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Do big cats not play with balls of wool?

Anyway, I have thought of a tactic that you can use in a war... How about using the excess of wool that you have as a lethal weapon against your opponents in the form of 'great wool-balls of fire'?

You don't necessarily need a canon, as you can just make 'em huge and roll them against your enemies in a field of battle... and it would be mightily effective if used in an ambush where escaping could only be achieved by running back to whence they came from... Can you imagine their panic?

I'd recommend using some extra-spicy wool for explosive effects!
 

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Petros said:
Do big cats not play with balls of wool?

Anyway, I have thought of a tactic that you can use in a war... How about using the excess of wool that you have as a lethal weapon against your opponents in the form of 'great wool-balls of fire'?

You don't necessarily need a canon, as you can just make 'em huge and roll them against your enemies in a field of battle... and it would be mightily effective if used in an ambush where escaping could only be achieved by running back to whence they came from... Can you imagine their panic?

I'd recommend using some extra-spicy wool for explosive effects!
But what if they respond with a "great kitten of fire"? it woild play with those burning balls and hurl them at the fine shaybani warriors. Even if this sounds ridicilous, you can never underestimate the trickery of the Persians.
 

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But what if they respond with a "great kitten of fire"? it woild play with those burning balls and hurl them at the fine shaybani warriors. Even if this sounds ridicilous, you can never underestimate the trickery of the Persians.

Yeah, right!

Next you're going to tell me that they have wool with magical properties that makes their rugs fly high in the air... As if anyone would believe that! :p
 

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Petros said:
Yeah, right!

Next you're going to tell me that they have wool with magical properties that makes their rugs fly high in the air... As if anyone would believe that! :p
You never know...
 

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Your graphic skillz rule... :cool:

Oh, and let the dashing cavalry invade something... ;)