A letter is found, nailed to the doors of the Congreso
Dear Chile,
I have heard your cries for socialism, I have witnessed the startling decline of the free market, and I have ultimately decided that I can do only so much politically to promote a meritocracy. Until now I have harbored dreams of returning to the Congreso and leading the nation into a new era of economic freedom but I see now that my hopes were misguided.
Therefore, I ask the current Socialista administration to grant me amnesty for my limited work in the Frente Nacional during its authoritarian reign. I would bribe you if I thought you'd accept... but since I don't think you will, I will make this deal with you instead:
If you absolve me of all crimes, I will hand over 25% of my assets to the government. Keep in mind that my assets include vast stores of gold and factories. Sure, you could just take 100% of my family's net worth (all of my wealth is technically owned by my eldest son) but would that be fair? I wish only to retire peacefully, cooperate with the government, and maybe even (probably not) become a philanthropist.
---Caitan Crazzio... 's letter---