VOTE WALRUS PARTY: OUR BARK AND OUR BITE ARE BOTH PRETTY DARN GOOD
Mission Statement: The Walrus Party is dedicated to protecting the rights of all walruses (walrii) (walrusians) everywhere, and stands firmly for the walrus' place in politics.
Practical Platform:
- (a) Eutopia is desperately in need of a Walrus Bill of Rights to protect this oppresed minority. It is also in need of greater representation for the Walrus community, and an end to the many years of prejudice against Walrusians' alternative way of living.
(b) Incentives and subsidies for clam-farmers to protect the future of our most beloved food.
(c) Banning of tusk-hunting and legalization of the Walrus Bark as official cheer of the Eutopian Olympic Team.
(d) Creation of an investigation committee to determine the feasibility of an invasion of Malta
(e) More to come
Presidential Candidate: Donald Sinclair
Although not technically a Walrus, Donald Sinclair has proved his worth over the years as a fierce defender of the Walrus Community. His excellent credibility with humans and superb charisma are evident in all his public appearances, as are his immense knowledge and deep understanding of the problems of Walruses. You can count on Donald Sinclair to enact all the Walrus Party's vital legislation, as well as lowering taxes for aquatic creatures, balancing the budget, eliminating poverty and pollution, and stopping terrorism. He is also widely known as the first intellectual to create a case for the invasion of Malta, which he may outline at one of his campaign stops.
Thank you for joining the Walrus Party Campaign for a Better Eutopia and be sure to VOTE FOR THE PARTY YOU CAN TUSK!
[OOC: Please note you cannot vote for this party or Donald Sinclair. This is just an opportunity for us to make the election a little more interesting...which it direly needed... Some of the mods will be posting here and you can stop by a campaign rally, too, if you like. Free clams