Berenguerr looks around to see if anybody wants to speak in favour of the bill. Seeing nobody about to open their mouths, he begins to speak.
"Mr Speaker, if we must debate this bill now, you should be aware that the debate will drag on for some time, since in this gathering there is a massive groundswell of opposition to this unnecessary, unsafe and unconscionable piece of legislation, but Per Zhokhyen's advocacy of it can't just be related to his desire to protect his television, so he or, if he does not feel able to come in here and say why this bill has the barest shred of merit, his willing drones are sure to try and keep up the fight. With that in mind, I suggest that when a bill to aid New Bengal is good enough to receive a second we should immediately adjourn from this debate and deal with an issue that will save lives rather than unnecessarily curtailing them.
Until I hear your decision, however, I shall give a brief precis of my opinion of this bill. To be frank, it's a travesty. There are far too few checks in this bill. No warning needs to be given and there is no obligation to use reasonable force.
Reasonable force, in case the PoL members I argued with in the Town Hall are unaware, means exactly that. It means that when there is a threat to your person or that of another, you can take appropriate measures to defend yourself, up to and including lethal force if necessary. It's hard to see why that would be unacceptable.
With this bill, on the other hand, shooting a fleeing man in the back or a seven-year old trespassing on a neighbour's lawn would be perfectly acceptable.
Perhaps even worse, we see how little the Minister of the Interior cares about human life. Any theft of the value of $300 or above can be dealt with by use of lethal force without liability. Quite apart from the fact that this grotesquely badly worded bill doesn't specify whether the value is to be calculated from the original retail price or the item's current value, it essentially resurrects the wergild, for the abominably low price of $300. This law isn't just medieval in its uncaring psychosis, but a bill in the direct tradition of Draco.
If the man on the street proposed this kind of thing, there'd be good grounds for institutionalising them. Considering our previous presidential history, perhaps Per Zhokhyen would like to prove that he is at present of sound mind by removing this abortion of a bill before he abdicates himself from all dignity."