And the lies abound
Now not only is the Scuttlebutt trying to enter the serious news arena, its decided to take us on and throw away all interest in providing humour for its readers. Sadly enough, humour is a dieing interest in the 21st century.
While we could reprint their entire issue in this issue and reply to it directly, I think we all have had enough "Fake News" for one evening.
While they dont believe its poorly planned to take a joke newspaper and try to press a real story, we do. If they honestly care for people and want to help out then dont print a story one week Claiming aliens fixed the constitution and another trying to help people out.
While they are trying to claim status of savior of the little girl, they totaly ignored poor Vilms family as well as many many other tragides. If they care so much about helping out unfortanent people, then why only focus on ONE such story EVER? Seems fairly obvious they have a hidden agenda. That agenda is to affect a Senatorial campaign well underway. While they think that the ESA and P4P efforts currently are just figments of our imagination, possibly a plot by the Scuttlebutts alien constitution friends, we dont. They also feel that printing multiple times on 1 basic story is all one huge print. So apperently to them, every issue printed about an election, is really just one RREEAALLYY long issue? Seem a bit strange to you out there? It does to us also, but hey if you supported the Walrus party, you know best right?
While we dont Support the actions of Mr. Kenny, the actions of the Scuttlebutt we have a serious problem with. Not only can they bring up little substance beyond claiming I once again have no skills and am just spending daddys fortune, a silly claim considering the rising status of Moonbucks coffee, but they are also trying to attach us to Mr. Kenny. He is his own person and I would think the people out there would know full well by know we have no love for the P4P itself, anymore then other parties, by our strong anti-P4P issues during the previous election. Sadly they have a very short memory at the Scuttlebutt.
They also say again they are ONLY concerned with the little girl and are not trying to affect a politicians life. Well what about when our ambassador to the US died? Didnt they care about his family? I suppose not sense that wouldnt score them more points. People dont care if you try to help a politicians family out but a little girl? No there is a story to print! Obviously the Scuttlebutt cares so much for people, they only help when there is a chance to hurt someone else. Again, they had enough recognition to go on a real news source but choose not to. I am 100% sure they could have gotten an issue printed and supported by a real newspaper or magazine or on a tv show but they didnt, and that right there shows both bias and a secret motive. They could have tried to bring the issue before us and we would have addressed it side by side with them, but they choose not to. While we cant print every story, we could have helped there but they never asked anyone for help. And instead now people are confused as to why a once fake news company is involved in the political arena.
Senate Campaign under way!
The P4P and ESA have started their senatorial campaigns, focusing early efforts on Jacobia. Due to the Big UP assembly lead, and their promise not to run another term this is likely to have long lasting affects on the nation IF they stick by the word and give up the ship when the current presidential term is over.
Letter!
Nice work on your recent editorial. We at the Eutopian Worker were about to run something similar but you beat us to it.
The Scuttlebutt was not the right medium for that tirade. When I first read it I thought, "Is this a joke? It's pretty sick."
Then I realized it was supposed to be real.
The Scuttlebutt is a good newspaper for what it does---parody and sarcasm. It should not be used for muck racking and shoddy journalism.
Josephus L. Sergei
Editor, Eutopian Worker
_____________________
We thank the Eutopian Worker for its support and helping prove our point that a fake news outlet, is NOT the right place to try and help people out and will cause much confusion.
Now not only is the Scuttlebutt trying to enter the serious news arena, its decided to take us on and throw away all interest in providing humour for its readers. Sadly enough, humour is a dieing interest in the 21st century.
While we could reprint their entire issue in this issue and reply to it directly, I think we all have had enough "Fake News" for one evening.
While they dont believe its poorly planned to take a joke newspaper and try to press a real story, we do. If they honestly care for people and want to help out then dont print a story one week Claiming aliens fixed the constitution and another trying to help people out.
While they are trying to claim status of savior of the little girl, they totaly ignored poor Vilms family as well as many many other tragides. If they care so much about helping out unfortanent people, then why only focus on ONE such story EVER? Seems fairly obvious they have a hidden agenda. That agenda is to affect a Senatorial campaign well underway. While they think that the ESA and P4P efforts currently are just figments of our imagination, possibly a plot by the Scuttlebutts alien constitution friends, we dont. They also feel that printing multiple times on 1 basic story is all one huge print. So apperently to them, every issue printed about an election, is really just one RREEAALLYY long issue? Seem a bit strange to you out there? It does to us also, but hey if you supported the Walrus party, you know best right?
While we dont Support the actions of Mr. Kenny, the actions of the Scuttlebutt we have a serious problem with. Not only can they bring up little substance beyond claiming I once again have no skills and am just spending daddys fortune, a silly claim considering the rising status of Moonbucks coffee, but they are also trying to attach us to Mr. Kenny. He is his own person and I would think the people out there would know full well by know we have no love for the P4P itself, anymore then other parties, by our strong anti-P4P issues during the previous election. Sadly they have a very short memory at the Scuttlebutt.
They also say again they are ONLY concerned with the little girl and are not trying to affect a politicians life. Well what about when our ambassador to the US died? Didnt they care about his family? I suppose not sense that wouldnt score them more points. People dont care if you try to help a politicians family out but a little girl? No there is a story to print! Obviously the Scuttlebutt cares so much for people, they only help when there is a chance to hurt someone else. Again, they had enough recognition to go on a real news source but choose not to. I am 100% sure they could have gotten an issue printed and supported by a real newspaper or magazine or on a tv show but they didnt, and that right there shows both bias and a secret motive. They could have tried to bring the issue before us and we would have addressed it side by side with them, but they choose not to. While we cant print every story, we could have helped there but they never asked anyone for help. And instead now people are confused as to why a once fake news company is involved in the political arena.
Senate Campaign under way!
The P4P and ESA have started their senatorial campaigns, focusing early efforts on Jacobia. Due to the Big UP assembly lead, and their promise not to run another term this is likely to have long lasting affects on the nation IF they stick by the word and give up the ship when the current presidential term is over.
Letter!
Nice work on your recent editorial. We at the Eutopian Worker were about to run something similar but you beat us to it.
The Scuttlebutt was not the right medium for that tirade. When I first read it I thought, "Is this a joke? It's pretty sick."
Then I realized it was supposed to be real.
The Scuttlebutt is a good newspaper for what it does---parody and sarcasm. It should not be used for muck racking and shoddy journalism.
Josephus L. Sergei
Editor, Eutopian Worker
_____________________
We thank the Eutopian Worker for its support and helping prove our point that a fake news outlet, is NOT the right place to try and help people out and will cause much confusion.