“Major, it did not work. The Rebels’ security is as impenetrable with the new 1.02 Rule of Engagement protocol as it was under version 1.01.”
“Blast! Captain, are you sure we can’t learn something new?”
“No sir. We still have no clue as to why the people are revolting. They won’t tell us. I admit that you would expect them to be screaming that they want more food or furniture or such, spreading leaflets, newspapers or popups to that effect, but that has not happened. They don’t seem to want us to know what’s wrong! If only we did, we might be able to fix things. Instead, it is the bayonet.”
“Harumph! Unacceptable Captain! Unacceptable! I demand results.”
“Well sir, there is this…”
“No good, Captain. These two sheets are the same drivel we already had, and we had to dig blasted deep to find them. One details a list of government and environmental items followed by plus and minus fractions…totally undocumented, indecipherable and incomprehensible. A red herring at best. The other page list food and comfort items with some numbers accompanying them. Once again, totally undocumented, indecipherable and incomprehensible. If only the idiots would just tell us “I want fruit. I want furniture. I want my MTV.” Then perhaps we could do something.”
“Yes sir. This is insane. Secret Rebels who hide their very reasons for discontent! Unprecedented in human history! Truly a strange Paradox.”
“Well Captain, all we can do is pray the whoever is behind this frustrating Paradox will see fit to enlighten the Rebels as to how to express themselves to us or at least give us a secret decoder ring for the little plusses, minuses and goods numbers.”
“Blast! Captain, are you sure we can’t learn something new?”
“No sir. We still have no clue as to why the people are revolting. They won’t tell us. I admit that you would expect them to be screaming that they want more food or furniture or such, spreading leaflets, newspapers or popups to that effect, but that has not happened. They don’t seem to want us to know what’s wrong! If only we did, we might be able to fix things. Instead, it is the bayonet.”
“Harumph! Unacceptable Captain! Unacceptable! I demand results.”
“Well sir, there is this…”
“No good, Captain. These two sheets are the same drivel we already had, and we had to dig blasted deep to find them. One details a list of government and environmental items followed by plus and minus fractions…totally undocumented, indecipherable and incomprehensible. A red herring at best. The other page list food and comfort items with some numbers accompanying them. Once again, totally undocumented, indecipherable and incomprehensible. If only the idiots would just tell us “I want fruit. I want furniture. I want my MTV.” Then perhaps we could do something.”
“Yes sir. This is insane. Secret Rebels who hide their very reasons for discontent! Unprecedented in human history! Truly a strange Paradox.”
“Well Captain, all we can do is pray the whoever is behind this frustrating Paradox will see fit to enlighten the Rebels as to how to express themselves to us or at least give us a secret decoder ring for the little plusses, minuses and goods numbers.”