Secret Bears: My prediction

[hagagaga]

The Grand Republic of Jan Mayen has exhausted its patience and can no longer bear to tolerate the expanding nations of northern Europe. Because of this unbearable encroachment upon their sovereignty, they have decided to launch an invasion of one of the load-bearing realms, which usually bear the brunt of an invasion. If HRE or another powerful realm like that falls, none of their neighbors will be able to bear the onslaught. It will be more dangerous than anything that the Aztecs or the Mongols can bring to bear.

Please bear with me on this...

 

[Furion Matsuya]

Bear can not defeat spears!

 

[hagagaga]

And that's why they're not going to invade a realm of Scottish culture, with that retinue bringing so many pikemen to bear.

 

[Furion Matsuya]

And that's why they're not going to invade a realm of Scottish culture, with that retinue bringing so many pikemen to bear.

Bears should be scared of Americans with spears!

 

[Knotz]

The bears are gonna be so secret you can't even find them in game.

 

[Sergeant Flutter]

This is so exciting, I can bearly stand it.

 

[SigurdStormhand]

I'm sure you'll bear up.

 

[Kliwarrior]

This waiting is unbearable.
(to discover the truths, I'll have to check the code with my bear hands)

 

[magnusvejby]

Please bear with me on this...

I really can't BEAR all these word puns.

...

:---)

 

[Rags17]

(waves hand)

"These are not the bears you are looking for . . ."

 

[shiro the bushi]

the bear puns are really grizzly, and im suprised about all the POLARizing views on this subject.

 

[Mrlorne]

Make the Bear great again!

 

[Legionary Guard]

It's a good thing I'm armed for bear in preparation for these unbearable puns; unprepared, it would've been more than I could bear. I can bearly comprehend the bare (or, bear) villainy required to craft such grizzly puns.

 

[Skullever]

Here in America, this is EXACTLY what the right to bear arms is for.

 

[--M--]

After laughing so hard on your puns, I need a cold bear. Off to the fridge.

 

[CVDE]

I Bearly understand whats going on lol?

 

[Kliwarrior]

 

[Haldan]

01_BEAR_PUN

 

[Don_giorgio]

I say that "Secret Bears" is the codename for the upcoming Crusader Kings III