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Please, Herr Secretary, one shot from the upstairs window is all it will take.

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I've been reading this AAR since I first joined. I can understand what drug adicts go through when they can't get a dose. :(
 

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Interesting update CP, so I take it those silly nations declared a BB war on you… well it should be interesting to see if you can even reach them, still I think they need to be punished for this act ;)

Great update, looking forward to more
 
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Yep, England had a lot of colonies in NA, each of which added 1 BB point to my reputation.

Nubia can't hurt me, Persia might do some damage, but will hurt my Dutch ally more than me, as they have more interest in that part of the world than i have.
 
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When the Nubian and Persian ambassadors had left the building,
the secretary Jacob Cats allowed himself a smile.
"Nubia can't do us much harm" he assured.
He was interrupted by a knock on the door. A butler announced "Jeremias van Vliet".
A man in his mid forties entered. The secretary introduced him to those present.

The he addressed the captain van Vliet:
"Jeremias, the realms of Nubia and Persia have just declared war on Scotland and us.
You have been appointed commander of a large convoy for our East-Indies.
You have stayed in the East-Indies before.
Your main task will be to protect our Indian and East-Indian posessions against the Nubians and Persians.
The Nubians can't do us much harm, but the Persians are well-organized, filthy rich and possess fire arms.
You will have the services of our most honoured admiral, Michiel de Ruijter, who will command a large fleet of men-of-war to protect your convoy.
It goes without saying that our colonies will have to provide him and his fleet with all the supplies he needs."

Jeremias van Vliet nodded and said he understood that Jacob Cats had already arranged everything that was needed.
He asked some critical questions and got satisfactory answers.
"I understand that you can't work wonders. I know very well that over a hundred ships got wrecked by the storm this January at Texel, and
that our shipyards are still working day and night to catch up with the damage. We'll row with what we have. In two weeks time, we will be able to sail from Texel."

Amalia turned the conversation into other directions.
"You are a merchant, an organizer, more than a captain, a conqueror or an explorer." she started.
"No doubt you intend to expand our trade when you arrive at Bantam?"
The mans face lighted up. "Most certainly!"
When encouraged, he told about his ambitions to send out ships for the unknown "Terra Australis",
which theoreticians said should exist in the south.
"Also, he continued, there have been some contacts with the large empire of the Chinese to the North of our East-Indies."
"Just the Chinese?" Amalia asked.
"There are to smaller realms." Van Vliet answered. The kingdom of Korea has shut itself of from trade.
They don't trade with us or anyone else from Europe.
And there is the island empire of Japan, who also refuse to trade with the west."

Betsy retook control of Amalia when hearing about Japan.
She remembered how during her previous history lessons she had been Japanese.
It had been a lovely time, and she had taken a liking to those people.

"Would it yield large profits if we could trade with the Japanese?" she asked.
"And if we were the only ones with whom they trade?"
"Occasionally we can lay our hands on some Japanese stuff in China" Van Vliet reflected.
"It is not very valuable, but a monopoly would of course be worth something."
"In that case, send a young ambitious merchant who is willing to learn the Japanese language to our house.
The Japanese are very sensitive about honour and independence,
but they might be willing to talk about an island off their coast for the purpose of trade. And I can provide him with a basic knowledge of japanese conduct, manners and values."

Prince Frederik turned to his wife:
"How on earth did you ever learn that exotic language?"
Betsy/Amalia smiled: "I have many secrets, my dear, and I learned a lot of things in my youth.
But I always use them to the advantage of our beloved Netherlands and of you."
The prince frowned: "You still havent answered my question, dear?"
Amalia smiled a seductive smile:
"Don't you think a lady with some secrets is much more attractive than one without?"
The other men in the room laughed and Frederik let the matter rest.
 

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Interesting update, very nice to see that you are going to protect your Empire, should also be interesting to see if you can open China and Japan for your traders, that would probably give you a lot of nice profit :)
 
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James had exhausted the list of topics he could bring up to converse with Cheryl, and couldnt come up with anything new. Their relation had slowly improved over time. Together they seemed to drift aimlessly through space.

Out of boredom Cheryl broke the silence:
"It doesnt look like we're moving any longer."
"Yes, we have been going slower and slower for days."
Cheryl continued:
"What do we do when we stay here for ever?"
"I dont know. Why are we just hanging around? Why have we been going slower and slower?"
"It looks like there is a technical glitch, I guess."
James disagreed:
"I dont believe it. I think it's that crown we are having here."
Cheryl laughed:
"Or its your weight that slowing us down. You've gained considerably as a king."
James managed to pull a grinn: "When the food is good, who can say no? Oh, I forgot, you had to suffice yourself with the English kitchen. Poor girl...."
"Hey, we agreed that I would make jokes and YOU would be the victim!" she objected.
"Agreement? Suffering from fantasies? Need a doctor?" James inquired.
But none of them meant it seriously and they both knew it.
"At least I like this joking better than the worn out flattering remarks most boys manage" Cheryl confessed.
"Friendship?" James suggested.
"Just friendship?" Cheryl inquired with a naughty smile. "Is that all you want?"
James wondered if he would overplay his hand, than decided to take a gamble:
"I wouldnt say no to a kiss"
Cheryl drifted closer, her lips closed and pointed towards him. James moved his lips to hers.
 

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Love is in the air… Nice update, I am looking forward to reading what will happen next :)
 
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This cliffhanger was on purpose, I admit.
And your remark about trade: The netherlands was moving a relative large fleet around Japan, so I wondered what they were up to. Anyway, when Japan closed to the west, they allowed the Dutch to keep a small island and for two centuries the Dutch were the only people they traded with. With the Dutch as my allies, and them being drawen more and more into the game, I thought it nice to give an "alternative history" explanantion on how the Dutch got that monopoly. :rolleyes:
 
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James lips were stopped by Cheryls index finger.

Cheryl smiled teasingly.
"You dont think I am gonna kiss any boy, do you?"
James returned the smile. Her eyes looked bright, and het understood that she was just teasing him.
"After all these time together, you cannt seriously mean that I am "any boy", do you?"
Cheryl teased: "No, not any boy, just a fat boy"."
James nearly exploded, then regained control: "If one moment you ask if I want more than friendship,
and renounce your feelings the next, I dont want your kisses. Find yourself another toy to play with."

"Sorry, I was too hard on you." This time she moved her lips forward.
Their lips touched. James felt delighted. His tongue moved forward and she opened her lips.

Her knee hit his crotch hard. The pain paralized James. He grabbed his groin with both hands,
and Cheryl hit his face hard with her bare foot.

She kicked him away, and James felt himself drifting away fast.
He had lost hold of the crown, and realized he was falling back to earth fast.
 

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So Cheryl was only tricking him, wanted the crown did she. Damn woman… nice little update here CP, I am looking forward to read more :D
 
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When James opened his eyes, he was back in Edinburgh.
He was laying in his royal bed, and had just woken up.

It was hard to realize that the dream was over.
The girl of his love had betrayed him; he knew he had been tricked.
The whole world looked gloomy.
He stayed in bed, and scolded away the two servants who dared to call on him.

The palace doctor came in to see him and to James chagrin the guy didnt obey his orders.
He was even immune to the threat of being relieved of his post.
He examined James body, looked at his eyes, seemed to find nothing to worry about, and said:
"Nothing wrong with your body, His Royal Highness perhaps is worrying about something?"
James threw his pillow at him. The doctor bowed to avoid it, and slid to the door.
Before closing it he asked:
"Should I sent for a bottle of good whiskey or for a lovely wench?"
James turned his back on him.

He knew he was lovesick, or was he? Or was he just wounded in his manly ego?

It took him till the end of the afternoon to summon op the energy to get out of bed.
 

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So James is love-sick and feels betrayed. Well this might lead to revenge so in time James might make Cheryl pay. Looking forward to read more :)
 
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Hi Lord E,

you seem to be the most faithful reader of the story :D
 
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The next day James felt a little bit more energetic.
Of course there were lots of trifles to sort out, and lots of Very Important Stuff that required his royal attention, but a rise of the price of herring, a new disease of which the Scottish sheep were suffering, the introduction letters of the new Polish amabassador, and a petition of mercy of an english schoolboy whose mother had been sentenced to jail, were not things that really interested him.

Of course there was the war in France, and that at least was a topic that held his attention.
It was a good sign that not a single French army had yet landed on the British islands. The war was nearly entirely fought on French territory.
There had been a French invasion attempt, true, but the Dutch fleet had dealt with it. Reports were such that the few surviving French ships would be happy to limp back to a French port.

Would he set out for France? Would he take personal command of the Scottish army in the field? The idea was tempting, he admitted. But shouldnt he put personal interest aside and look up Betsy? After all, something was seriously wrong, and Betsy was his only ally. What had Betsy said about the importance? He was sure she had cried something before he left with Cheryl.
He should look up Betsy, he felt, to consult with her. Perhaps together they could devise a plan of action.

He felt sure that Betsy would be willing to receive him. But in this age she was Amalia, the wife of the Frederick Hendrik, stadtholder of Holland, his only ally. She had already been on a secret trip with him through London, scandalizing her marriage. If he looked her up publicly he would scandalize her even more. Even the close bonds between Holland and Scotland would suffer a severe setback, as his visit would be seen as an amorous visit to a married woman.

How could he solve that dilemma?
 
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CitizenPaul said:
Hi Lord E,

you seem to be the most faithful reader of the story :D
Yeah it would seem so :)

Nice update there, James sure have some troubles to take care off. I think taking personal command of the army would be smart, but if the needs to see Betsy I think he needs to keep it secret or else things might take a wrong turn.
Looking forward to more :)
 

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There are quite a few question in your latest update; I'm afraid I can't fathom answers to any of them... Suppose that means I'll just have to wait for you to enlighten us! :)
 

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CitizenPaul said:
Hi Lord E,

you seem to be the most faithful reader of the story :D
I'm also still here. :) I just don't comment anywhere as much as I probably should :eek:o
 
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James was brooding for two days about the problem without finding a solution.
It was clear that he couldnt send a messenger to Amalia saying: "Hi, how are you? Can we meet somewhere?"

In the end he decided to reverse the problem. Women, he decided, were much more inventive in arranging such things than men.

He would pay a visit to the capital of his ally, and see what Amalia/Betsy would come up with to have a chat with him.
Perhaps he could ease it for her by organizing a party at The Hague. Yes, that was an idea. He even went so far as to instruct some of his attendees to organize a party.

That sunday he went to church, as was expected of the king in a reformed country. The preacher read the story about David and Bathsebah. In his sermon he stressed Davids lack of commitment towards the war. How David prefered pleasure and idleness to Gods service. How David always had been in the field with his soldiers. How Davids stay in Jerusalem led to Davids sin with Bathseba.
James wondered. What was that preacher aiming at? This couldnt be a coincidence?

After the service he decided to call the preacher.
"What were you trying to tell me? And this time in plain language please." James opened the conversation.
The preacher looked thoughtfully at James:
"You heard my sermon" the man replied thoughtfully.
"I did. If I hadnt, I wouldnt have invited you. Dont avoid my question."
The man waited a while before answering.
James recognised the the preachers tactic to provoke more information from James. He had been well trained during the lessons in communication at school, and he knew men could use silence to his advantage. He decided to tackle the man with his own weapons and remained silent, looking at the preachers face.
After a minute the preacher decided it was better to answer.
"There are rumours."
"Tell me, which rumours?"
"That you are about to fall to the same sin as David did."
"According to your sermon, David sinned in several ways. Which of them do the rumours mention?"
"All of them."
"Do the people feel that I aught to go to France, with our troops?"
"Yes, but that is not their main gossip."
James felt tired at drawing everything out of this man. Clearly, this man was not a Nathan.
"So they talk about the sin David committed with Bathseba. Any specific woman named?
Don't be afraid to speak, David didnt kill the prohet Nathan and I will not harm you."
The preacher nodded.
"Yes, the people whisper that you are going to The Hague to see Amalia van Solms, wife of Prince Frederick Hendrik."
James thought. How far could he trust this man?
Obviously he couldnt talk about what went on at his own planet, and this man wouldnt buy any fairy tales.
"I see. Indeed I would like to speak to her,
I consider her a dear friend, but I am certainly not in love with her and I can give you my word of honor
that during our expedition in London nothing amorous passed between her.
Our expedition concerned the former Queen of England, who alas escaped us.
And the topic I would like to discuss with her is also a state affair, not a personal matter."
"To avoid damage to her reputation as well as yours, could you handle it by mail?"
"Wouldnt people gossip as much if it leaks out that we have a secret correspondence?
I value her repuation as a great and virtues lady, and I will do a lot to protect her reputation."
"If it is absolutely necessary to speak to her, try to meet only in public. And stay in The Hague as short as possible.
Do I understand that your visit to The Hague is primarely meant to see her? I can advise you to at least create a good pretext."
"Do you have a suggestion?"
"Not for the pretext to go to The Hague.
But I do know Amalia attends the services of my renowned brother in faith, Hugo Beyerus.
If you attend the same service, you might meet in public after the service."

Not a bad idea, James thought.
 

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That priest seems like a clever man, and it would be smart of James to meet her in public and doing it during a service seems very smart. Nice update :)
 

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Lord E said:
That priest seems like a clever man, and it would be smart of James to meet her in public and doing it during a service seems very smart. Nice update :)
Salvor Hardin said:
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
For CP, when in doubt, fall back on the Foundation series. :p

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