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Just noticed the last post didn't go through totally, fixed.

Will play a bit tonight, I think, and try to have a post up sometime tomorrow. Or this week.
 

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Or Tonight

In September, 1528, the Golden Horde sent a messenger to Ryazan. Unfortunately, due a translation error, the missive meaning to invite the Ryazan leaders to a hockey match, ended up saying, "You are a bunch of idiots." Ryazan immediately declared war.

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The armies stormed across the borders, easily defeating even superior numbers of Golden Horders, superior technology and a land/serf focus creating an unstoppable force. Saratow fell in September 1529.

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Soon Ufa, Kazan, and Samara followed suit. By mid 1530, Ryazan had felt confident to offer peace for the provinces of Ufa and Saratow, the two Orthodox Christian and Russian provinces, which would come to fit right in with Ryazan's culture and religion.

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However, the Golden Horde turned them down out of hand. Ryazan pressed on and sieged the capital, defeating the last bastions of the Golden Horde defense. By the end of 1530, the Horde cowardly offered Saratow, Ufa, and Kazan. Ryazan graciously accepted.

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Ryazan then, instead of formally accepting Kazan as part of their country, created a vassal state of Kazan to rule over the muslim population. Ryazan's leaders knew it would not do well to have a muslim proince in their nation, due to the muslim slider being all the way to the left, if you know what I mean.

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Europe as of 1534 was shaping up, with power bases formed in the east by Ryazan/Poland and Lithuania, in Central Europe by Austria, the big white blog, and to the west, France was forming up nicely as Spain and Aragon's military alliance kept Iberia from being completely wartorn. The Ottoman Empire, however, was completely bottled in by the tough competition in the Balkans.

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Stranger still was the major alliance structures in the east, where Hungary and Georgia, both 3 province minor countries, held sway over Poland and Ryazan, and Lithuania, respectively.

Vladimir: I need Poland, but how to get rid of Hungary without getting rid of Poland? And Poland barely tolerates us. They're mostly in it because of Hungary. There must be a way!

Ivan: Why don't we just call upon Poland and not call upon Hungary next war?

Vladimir: That's impossible!

Ivan: Really? That's kind of... strange. You'd think we could just send a messenger to Poland, and not to Hungary.

Vladimir: Hungary would catch wind of it and make some stupid peace again. Then we'd really be out in the snow.

Ivan: Well, we could always just fight for ourselves.

Vladimir: Are you mad?!

Ivan: Well, I'm not too pleased about it but I wouldn't say I'm angry.
 

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Tzar of all the Soviets
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Cunning trick with Kazan.

That way it's all their own fault if things go wrong.
 

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Jythier said:
due to the muslim slider being all the way to the left, if you know what I mean.

You learn a new euphemism every day.:p

This AAR (and the game behind it) is off to a very good start. Are you planning on becoming Russia when the opportunity presents itself?
 

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I love the Vanilla Paradox province names. Have to think a couple of minutes as to what they're supposed to be :D

Vladimir changes Ivans very frequently....and gunning for the sexy war widows is a royal past-time since at least King David, so it's all good.

I didn't know you could change maps with EU2 until I read the Dreams of a Baltic State AAR. What mods would make me a REAL EU2 player?

Just seems like everyone always wanted to make the game harder and I didn't.

Cunning trick with Kazan.

That way it's all their own fault if things go wrong.

And things ALWAYS go wrong with Kazan. Unfortunately, relations are falling, as we all knew they must. Around +186 or so now. I have -200 relations with Moscowy too.

You learn a new euphemism every day.:p

This AAR (and the game behind it) is off to a very good start. Are you planning on becoming Russia when the opportunity presents itself?

I just looked up the trigger, and it seems I have to own Moscow in order to become Russia. I guess that means it's time to take on Moscow twice?

I'd love to Diploannex them but they're not in my alliance, and we have -200 relations...

I still need to get Kola from Sweden and Tula from Lithuania, too, to get the complete Ryazan Core Experience. Tambow, Saratow, and Ufa are really just added bonuses, but as they're Russian Orthodox I've always considered them a part of Ryazan.
 

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Your life will be better when you don't! :p

If i had a core on Muscuwy, i'd annex 'em any day. Ivan or no Ivan.

Ah, vowels. Which ones are right? Moscowy? Muscuwy?

Regardless of the spelling, it will be mine!

But, how does one live without cheese on everything??
 

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In 1538, the vassalization of Moscowy was cancelled, and war began. Ryazan quickly decimated the armies of Moscowy, and ended up with a new province to call their own in 1539, Tver, which had been annexed by Moscowy after the 78 Years War.

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Another fact from 1538, very little known, is that Hungary did win a war versus Austria which had been declared by Poland, and brought three provinces back into it's domain, Presburg, Banat, and Croatia.

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However, the reason it is little known is that, as everyone knows, Hungary was annexed by Austria in 1540.

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Vladimir: Well, that's one way to get Hungary out of our alliance.

Ivan: Well done!

Vladimir: Yes, it was all due to my concerted efforts that this has happened, and not some random death event.

Ivan: Suuure.

The time was ripe again, and it was not too late for Tula. Ryazan armies stormed through Lithuania, as they are known to do, with infantry besieging Welikia, Vorones, Tula, and Bogutjar with cavalry storming past to Kursk, Smolensk, and Bolgorod, and Poland sieging Prussia. Fronted with cavalry, the rear sieges, which were all uncontested, proceeded easily. Lithuania would soon find themselves losing a two-front war, with no chance of recovery. Apparently, they had spent all their census tax earnings on women's clothing and not infantry.

Some troops did arise in the next year of war, but they were easily dispacted by combined Poland-Ryazan forces.

With Prusssia controlled by Poland, and a half-dozen provinces controlled by Ryazan, a peace treaty was signed, granting Prussia to Poland and Tula to Ryazan. Despite the greed of Vladimir, who also wanted Bogutjar, Ivan vetoed this portion of the treaty, giving two reasons - one, it would be difficult to get Prussia and Bogutjar, and two, he could not pronounce Bogutjar. As Vladimir was unable to pronounce it either, therefore not able to add it to the peace agreement being dictated, it was left out all together from negotiations.

The war ended July 1542, just eight years before July 1550.

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In April 1544, the war with Georgia ended. After a long siege of Azov by Poland and a short siege of Georgia by Ryazan, Ryazan made a treaty with Georgia for Azov to Poland. Strangely enough, the war with Georgia was to have been fought just by troops from the Lithuanian war, just like the previous Hungarian wars. However, it was found that Ryazan armies could get around the Lithuanian borders through Ufa into Lugansk and down into Azov and the rest of Georgia. This passage carried the armies of Ryazan over and back, leaving Ivan without any additional wives.

While away from Ryazan on war-duty, Kazan was overrun by the Golden Horde, and annexed.

This meant war. Also, Moscowy's continued existence was a blight on the face of Ryazan, which also meant war. Ryazan declared war on both Moscowy and the Golden Horde, with no alliance support.

Moscowy was sieged originally, and Kazan. Ufa was sieged by the Golden Horde. This siege proved hard to break, requiring cavalry. Moscowy's armies also were a match for Ryazan's, which led to the conscription of more troops. Eventually Moscow was sieged, the siege on Ufa lifted.

Moscowy Front:
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Golden Horde Front:
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The war continued with Golden Horde as the siege in Moscow went on, battling against the Uzbek Kaganate, Sibir and the Golden Horde. Samara was sieged by Ryazan, and then Kazan fell. As the war continued, revolts began popping up in Karelia, Kazan, and even Nizhgorod. It was time to end it. Ryazan accepted peace for mere ducats, leaving the revolting Kazan to the Golden Horde, and went to clean up Nizhgorod.

With the annexation of Moscow complete, Ryazan's reputation was tarnished.

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Ryazan was no longer just Ryazan anymore. Ryazan had become something more. Something bigger. Something Russian.

By October 1546, The magnificent behemoth of Russia had formed.

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Anyway, congratulations on you new Russian-ness, and remember: It all belongs to Mother Russia. :nods:

We have dealt with separatists bef- Ooops, sorry, getting carried away.

Now that we're all Russian and vodka-drinking and such, let's get to what Kafelnikov there is doing over in Samara.
 

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Tzar of all the Soviets
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1. Byzantine accessorizing is cool
2. It's Bo-gu-char. One of the more insignificant places on the Steppe, actually.
3. It would be funny if you got into a Dynastic Union with Poland :p
 

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Someone's got to be in charge of all these Orhodox Christians. Why not Ryazan/Russia?

Now we're getting into my weakness, which is, now there are historic leaders which I don't know how to use effectively and probably won't keep track of for an AAR. I should have left it on the floor! Oh well.

I just wanted to claims, man, the claims. It all belongs to Mother Ryazan.

What's a Dynastic Union? I only know of Alliances, Royal Marriages and Vassalization...

And Bogey is very important to my long term strategy of Bogey ownership.

So with the EU2 province names being so out fo whack, I'm not really learning geography very well, am I? Except for general locations of countries...

I learned England was an island from this game. I wondered why nobody ever bothered to tell me that in school. And then I told some other people, and they were shocked. "You're joking!" ... "No, England is an island. Just north of France." It was then I learned that some Americans don't care about Europe, and fit the stereotypes perfectly.

So I figure, the war with Sweden needs to come pretty soon, and then we'll see where the new cores pop up (because I don't know) and annilhilate everyone who gets in my way. I'm Russia now. I will own everything. Very unlikely I will release another vassal!
 

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Vladimir: Ivan, have you ever thought of a last name?

Ivan: Well, what about Grozny?

Vladimir: Couldn't be much worse. Perfect!

Ivan: And I need a IV in there. Ivan IV Grozny.

Vladimir: Perfect!

Kasimovskiy: Reporting for duty Sire!

Vladimir & Ivan: Uh, who are you?

Kasimovskiy: Kasimovskiy, leader of the army, sir!

Ivan: Oh thank goodness I don't have to go out there.

Pyotr Shuiski: Reporting for duty, Sire!

Vladimir, Ivan & Kasimovskiy: Uh, who are you?

Shuiski: Pyotr Shuiski, leader of the army!

Kasimovskiy: No! I am leader of the Army. You can be leader of the Army National Guard.

Shuiski: Drat! Okay, fine, Army National Guard. At least I only have to work one weekend a month, two weeks a year.

Ivan: Look, I assign who leads what around here.

Vladimir: Actually...

Ivan: Quiet you. You will both be leader of your own Army divisions. Vladimir is leader of the army.

Vladimir: Okay, first order, get the heck out of Samara and back into Russian territory! We're not even at war with the Golden Horde anymore!

Shuiski: Yes sir! I will lead the mission out of Samara.

Kasimovskiy: No, I will lead the mission out of Samara!

Vladimir & Ivan: (Facepalm)

Ivan: We should get out of Samara too.

Vladimir: We're not IN Samara.

Ivan: Then how are we talking to them??

Vladimir: New research indicates that common mice are quite good as messengers...
 

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Vladimir: New research indicates that common mice are quite good as messengers...

You must be tech-rushing government.
 

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My gosh, an update!

Shortly after declaring themselves Russians...

Vladimir: Hey, look, a Byzantine Mantle. I think I'll pick it up.

People came out to the army in droves. 40,000 people volunteered, half cavalry, half infantry. Add that to the men coming back from Samara of 16,000 and the men that had been called to fight with Moscow and the Golden Horde, and quite a number were on hand.

It was obviously time for another war, even if another time of peace was what was truly needed. In August 1547, Poland declared war on Austria, with Russia jumping ineffectually in. In November 1547, Russia declared war upon Sweden and the Teutonic Order in order to fight effectually with someone. Sieges were initiated in Kola and Savolaks in Sweden, while the Teutons came to Pskov to fight. By March of 1548, the Teutons were thrown back to wherever they came from. They continued to attempt reentry, but were denied.

In June 1548, Austria got peace with Poland, with Ruthenia going to Austria. However, the war with Austria and Brandenburg continued for Russia.

In August 1548, the Teutonic Order offered Russia 200 ducats to go away. It was accepted, and the war with Sweden continued.

Tavastland began to be sieged, and a Russia flotilla of 20 galleys went out to blockade, meeting a hostile Swedish fleet of 5 warships, which were successfully driven away. One of the Swedish pilots was captured, and the true rutter of this pilot was found, unlocking areas the Swedes knew that we did not.

By the end of December, Kola and Savolaks had each fallen, and by February of 1549, Kola was signed over to Russia, the last of the original core provinces.

However, Kursk and Wilikia now loomed in the future as new core provinces, Lithuanians having been found to have slowly been shifting the border east by building new towns over the border to establish Lithuanian dominance of regions not rightfully theirs.

On July 9, 1549, Poland sued for peace with Brandenburg and paid them 6 ducats in indemnities to end the war. Now Russia was on her own against both Brandenburg and Austria, neither of whom sent any ships her way, until now.

In October 1549, military access was asked from Poland and granted to Russia. Just one month later, Brandenburg landed armies in Ingermanland which were easily pushed back. The admiral immediately set out to push the Brandenburg navy out of Russian National waters. After dispatching those boats, the Russian navy found the passage to Prussia clear from enemy and took it, landing 15,000 men in Prussia.

In July 1550, a siege was initiated in Küstrin. Then in September, Poland declared war on the Golden Horde.

But in January 1550, Russia had received new leaders with strange names, like Vorotinski and Sheremetev. Weird.

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Regardless, these leaders were really good at their job, mostly killing other armies. So, armed with these new leaders, Russia went to war with the Golden Horde, sacking Kazan and Volgograd.

In October, the peasants of Tambow were revolting. Well, they always are, but this time they rebelled as well. It was easily put down, but the stench remained.

In November 1550, Brandenburg and Austria both separately accepted a white peace from Russia, and the troops returned to Russia via boat.

The war progressed nicely from there, with the one setback of the Golden Horde sieging the province of Ufa for a time, but they were removed before doing much damage. This was also a war in which Poland helped, sieging Kouban. When Kouban fell, Golden Horde offered peace of Kouban to Poland, Kazan to Russia, and 13 ducats each. Russia accepted on both of their accounts, ending the war and putting Russia and Poland both at peace again, their combined arms once again unstoppable.
 

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Tzar of all the Soviets
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No matter how put down the peasants are, they still smell awful.

Nice gamership there. Like the military access. Also, congratulations to the mighty Russian navy.
 

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I'm really enjoying this fighting of wars for one or two provinces, or for allies to get provinces. It's very different than how I usually play, where I take as much as possible in each war and only for me. I was surprised the Golden Horde gave in so easily, I wonder if Poland took over a province when I wasn't paying attention? I hope they wanted Kouban...

Now if I can just keep Kazan from rebelling... they're the wrong culture and the wrong religion. Maybe I'll release them again? It's kind of a fun back and forth, get Kazan, vassal, annexed, war, get Kazan back, vassal...
 

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For the record, the number of military leaders the Russians get is too many for me to care.

On October 3, 1553, Poland declared war with Austria again. Moldavia again dishonored the alliance. Russia again agreed to go to war, with Brandenburg joining on Austria's side. It

seemed like the same old thing all over again. In April 1554, Moldavia rejoined the alliance, joining the war.

On September 1, 1554, Poland paid Austria off to get them out of the war. Unfortunately, they did this without coordinating with Moldavia or Russia. So the war was split again, with Moldavia and Russia at war with Austria, and Russia and Modavia at war with Brandenburg, and Poland at war with Brandenburg. Russia troops landed in Polish Hinterpommern, and moved west to Vorpommern, sieging it, with the fleet blockading.

The split actually prolonged the war, as Russia made good progress against Brandenburg, taking Vorpommern by August 1555, then began ferrying more troops to Brandenburg.

In January 1556, Poland accepted peace with Brandenburg for Kustrin and 24 ducats. Baden, Freisland, and Bavaria quickly declared war on Austria/Brandenburg.

Meanwhile, in Moldavia, things were going much worse. Austria had taken the capital, but Modavian forces were taking Wallacia. Russia forces quickly moved in to recapture Moldova.

In September 1556, peace talks were concluded with Brandenburg, and they paid out 13 ducats for peace. This was mostly due to the lack of a land connection with Brandenburg making it quite unseemly to take any land from them, by either Russia or Moldavia.

The war with Austria continued. A siege commenced in May 1557 of Silesia. In March 1558, the siege of Moldova concluded, with Moldova regaining control of the city. The siegers simply moved on to Ruthenia. Meanwhile, in the north, a siege began in Erz. Moravia also was sieged at this time, but was quickly broken by Austrian forces.

In December 1558, the Silesian siege was broken by Austrian forces, as well. A siege of Maros began, but only for show. The war was over, with Austria paying 94 ducats for Moldavia and Russia to split. But more importantly, Russia had proven herself over a long distance, and as an ally to Moldavia. Unfortunately, the treaty was not able to gain any territory for Moldavia. While the siege in Wallacia was successful, it was again sieged by Austrian peasants, and retaken for Austria before the end of the war. The date was February 7, 1559.

Of course, six months later, Poland had to declare war with the Golden Horde, as Russia quickly attempted to ferry her troops back to Russia. While Poland did border the Horde, Poland was split in half by Lithuania, and so could not be traversed to reach the Horde.

Did Russia's forces make it back in time to save Russia from the certain doom forecasted by the Golden Horde? Did Moldavia finally honor our alliance? Will Poland abdicate another war? Will Lithuania finally be carved up and split between Russia and Poland, leaving nothing?

We shall find out in the next installment of... Ryazanax!