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The Astrakhan and Sibir Wars, 1512-1517

In my place as advisor to the Tsar, I had gotten a chance to know General Glinksi, and was of decidedly mixed opinion. He was obviously unmatched in terms of war, and understood the realm of battle better than any I had ever met before. But he was rash and impatient, and he was a constant bug in the ear of Tsar Vassilli, demanding war as soon as possible. I feared his impetuousness would lead to disaster once war was finally declared.

I had, apparently, misunderestimated him. When war was declared, he had the large infantry groups in Kubijtow and Samara rush down into Volgogard and Uralsk for a quick assault, but he remained with the main force in Bogutjar and waited for the rushing Astrakhan hordes to attack him. They did, and he brushed them away like a horse with flies. Only once the armies of Astrakhan had disbanded did he proceed to make the dangerous river crossing into Donetsk. Meanwhile, the eastern provinces of Astrakhan were quickly taken, and the troops moved to take Lugansk and Astrakhan proper. Once Glinksi finished with the assault on Donetsk, he pushed east, linking up with the seige upon Lugansk, forced the issue into an assault and victory, then met up with his troops fresh from victory at Astrakhan. On March 15th of 1513, Astrakhan was annexed, and Glinksi celebrated as a new hero of Russia.

However, our victory over Astrakhan brought us new headaches. We had discovered a new country, a polyglot of Pagans and Muslims calling itself Sibir, which threatened us from the east. It was decided that Sibir would be our next target, and we expected little resistance from Europe on that- to them, the 'Sibir' were as strange and fanciful a myth as the 'Aztecs' and the 'Incas' that Spain seemed to be waging war against.

The other problem was that Astrakhan was a mostly Muslim city, and we were faced with a nasty choice- to either give up our hatred of the Muslims and accept them as equal citizens, or to push the issue through decrees and laws against their practices, and force them to convert to the True Faith. It was generally agreed that no Muslim would ever truly be a friend of ours, and therefore Tsar Vassilli happily signed a proclamation delcaring every Thursday to be Bacon Day, and that all good Russian should have an mid-day feast of bacon to show their support of the Tsar.

On May 7th of 1513, the Turks (with Wallachia, Georgia, Cyrenacia, Tripoli, and Crimea) once again delcared war upon the Mameluks (and Persia). It seemed auspicious at the time- with those groups occupied, our war with Sibir would be easy- but it would eventually throw quite a crimp into our plans...

1514 and 1515 were spent frantically raising troops in hopes of declaring war upon Sibir before Georgia and Crimea's armies had returned. Their war against the Mameluks was going far, far too well for our comfort- on August 8th of 1514, the Mameluks paid off Tripoli to stop the fight; on October 22nd, Persia signed a peace with Crimea and turned rulership of Judea over to them; on November 26th, the Mameluks gave a white peace to Crimea and gave 106 ducats to Georgia for peace.

Finally, on the eve of 1516 our armies were ready, and we declared war upon Sibir. Glinski once again let the enemy come to him, first, and completely eliminated a 10,000 strong cavalry force the Sibir had raised. Then Glinski counter attacked, and split his army into a northern and southern wing and began sieging Sibir territory. It was a quick fight- the early win against the Sibir army seemed to have knocked all of the fight out of them.

However, in December of that year, the Muslims of Astrakhan finally decided that they had had enough, and revolted against our rule. Some of the more spineless of our ministers insisted that we withdraw from Sibir to take care of this rebellion, but we decided in the end to leave it lie- the extremist Muslims who had won the city were taking such drastic actions against the Orthodox citizens that even regular Muslims were horrified- and causing them to start supporting us.

In February of 1517, the last Sibir city fell, and we immediately drew the army back to kick the rebels out of Astrakhan, which they finally did in mid-July. A group of missionaries were sent out to the pagan capital of Sibir in order to convert the natives- something that went *quite* well.

And so we settled in for what we felt would be a long era of peace (excepting the torture tactics used against the Muslims in Astrakhan). We would convert the natives of Sibir, possibly explore the strange lands nearby, and begin colonizing the areas to the east.

Little did we know that other plans had been made for our empire...
 

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The First Border War, 1519-1520

1518 and the first part of 1519 passed peacefully. We sent missionaries to the rest of the former Sibir empire, and converted the natives to Orthodox Christianity. A small army (4000 infantry) was raised in Kurgan and sent to Ichim to make way for our expansion there. Polite inquiries were made to Pskov regarding their possibly joining our alliance, but we were rebuffed. On a personal note, Yuri- who was now the baliff of Moscow- married my daughter Nikita. As part of the arrangement for the marriage, Yuri took the family name of Konradov, and so I was assured that my name would not die out with my passing.

Then, on August 7th of 1519, our friend and ally Hungary declared war upon Poland-Lithuania. We were horrified- we had not expected to have to go to war with Poland so soon, and worried that we were not yet ready. But our other allies- Denmark, Moldavia, and Bohemia- were quick to join, and we realized that were we to stay out, our hope of encircling the Poles with enemies would never come to fruition. And so we joined Hungary, hoping we were not calling our doom.

In fact, our plan ended up working brilliantly. Poland's first impulse was to throw its troops to the south against Hungary (the 'leader' of this alliance) and Moldovia (the weakest member of the alliance), and thus we met no real resistance on our front. Our armies marched forward and quickly began sieging the Polish lines, and their castles fell quickly to our guns. Our hope was to spread through the north and eventually gain provinces that would make it easier to later take Courland from them, but the forts in the north proved a tougher fight than those in the middle.

Then, on the 18th of December, the jackals of Crimea declared war upon us and Turkey joined in. Suddenly, we were at great risk again- only Glinski was in the area, with the troops he had been using to keep Astrakhan quiet. He was pulled quickly into the fight, and our army sieging Donotesk was pulled back to move into Crimea proper.

On February 7th of 1520, disaster struck us again. Tsar Vassilli had decided to tour the front lines in order to bolster morale of the troops; while at the seige of Kursk, he was struck by an errant bullet and died within two days. The boyars quickly assembled a new Council, but this may the last of Ivan's line- Vassilli has no children, and his daughter is yet to produce a male heir.

The boyars then decided that two wars at once was more than Russia could really fight. As Moldavia had already surrendered and been annexed by Poland, it was agreed that a peace would be offered to them before their returning armies began causing us damage. The Poles agreed to cede Kursk and Belgorod to us. I have heard that the best treaties are those in which neither side is happy with the result- this was certainly the case here. The Poles were livid at having to give lands up to us; we were disappointed that the lands we were getting would not bring us closer to taking Courland from the Poles. Still, it freed up our army, and we moved with all haste to the south to overrun Crimea.

In the end, perhaps we need not have worried- Glinski had done quite well in knocking down the Crimean defenses, and soon we had Crimea, Azov, Kalmuk, and Kouban under our control. But as we moved to attack Kersh, we saw large Turkish armies beginning to unload from transport ships. We quickly sent an envoy to the Crimeans, and agreed to the peace terms they had offered us before. And so on October 19th, Azov, Kalmuk, and Kouban were added to the Russian Empire. Quickly, missionaries were sent to Azov to convert the province to Orthodox.

Unfortunately, it was at this peace negotiation that we realized what a poor situation we were in vis-a-vis Crimea. So long as they controlled Judea, there was no way we could fully annex them- unless we found a way to take Judea as well. But with Turkey controlling the Black Sea and all of the lands between us and Judea, it seemed that sending someone off to free the Holy Land would be near suicidal.


A Long Peace, Part I 1521-1527

And so we again turned our focus to the internal affairs of the empire. Troops were raised to replace those lost in the war. The Muslims in the south of our empire, emboldened by the increase in their numbers, would rise up against us again and again, but careful action and the occasional massacre paved the way for our missionaries, and by 1527 we had managed to show all of our Empire the true light of Christendom. Oh, true, Ingermanland and the northern colonies saw Christendom through the Protestant lens, and Saratow saw it through the Catholic lens (a result of some strange cult slipping in and causing great conversion, I'm afraid), but no longer did the Muslims have any real note in our population.

Meanwhile, we managed to convert the large quantites of natives in Ichim to Orthodox, and even gained them as a full province of our Empire.

We still paid *some* attention to outside affairs; we arranged Royal Marriages with Bohemia, Denmark, and Hungary, though Hungary refused ours- we fear they hold a grudge for making a seperate peace with Poland, as Hungary itself did not resolve the war until a white peace was settled in March of 1525. But we also managed to finally entice Pskov into our alliance, and so we feel we have made more ground than we have lost.

Of an interesting note, as well- shortly after we signed our peace with Poland, some southern provinces of Poland fully seceeded and declared themselves the independent state of Ukraine. We chose not to make ourselves too close to them, for fear of sparking the contest with Poland off right away again, and because the Ukraine seems to have as little like for us as they do for Poland. But still- perhaps they shall be the next to join our anti-Polish alliance.

Likewise, we watched with trepidation as Turkey yet again went to war against the Mameluks, though this time Georgia went on the Mameluk side, as did Portugal of all places. But even those new allies couldn't stop the Turk- before it ended in 1527, Turkey had taken 125 ducats and Armenia from Persia and 25 ducats, Aleppo, and Lebanon from the Mameluks. I dare say nothing seems to be able to stop the Turks at this point...
 

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A Long Peace, Part II 1527-1535

Fearing that the Turks would soon roll over our own empire, we resolved to strengthen ourselves. There was little else to do with the money being received save to continue to enforce our monopoly over the Novgorod market, and so we invested heavily in rebuilding our armies.

Our hope was this- that a fortuitous circumstance would give us the opportunity to make war with either the Poles, or a (hopefully distracted and weakened) Turkey.

But a completely different opportunity- and threat- would quickly present itself. Protestantism was spreading across northern Europe like a wildfire- or, more cynically, a plague- and various northern countries were breaking their Catholic marriages and alliances in order to embrace the new version of Christianity. A few of our coastal provinces took up the craze, but they gave us little problem, for our vendetta was against the Muslims, not fellow Christians (no matter how misguided).

But it was from thus that in 1531 that all of our plans were turned upside down. In December, Spain fell into a Civil War, and while the 'Grand Defender of Rome' was thus pre-occupied, several states saw their chance to act- Sweden being one of them. Her vassalge to Denmark was cast off, and suddenly our northern border was hostile and without defense. Even worse, the monarch of Hungary passed away, and by obscure traces of strange lineages, the King of Austria made full claim to the Hungarian throne, and thus was Austria nearly doubled in size while we lost one of our best allies against the Pole.

Our previous anti-Polish plan had been running into problems in any case- Ukraine despised us, and no matter how many plaintive and flattering letter Duke Gorotov wrote, they were unbudged. With the loss of our plans to surround Poland, we turned instead to securing our northern border. We had long claimed a part of Finland as our own, a claim the Swedes ignored. But it would give us reason to strike against this small state, and with the assistance of Denmark, we could likely crush it before it grew too powerful.


The Second Border War, 1535-1536


In 1535, we felt our preparations were enough, and we declared war against the Swedes. The Danes happily joined in, hoping to reclaim some of what they had considered their own.

But before we could even begin the campaign against the Swedish forces, Crimea declared war upon us, the rats. But this time, the Turks would be of no help to them- there was no land connection between Turkey and Crimea once Georgia had fallen out of the alliance. Our southern forces were quickly brought to bear against them, and their armies were little match for us.

In the north, things proceeded well- the Swedish armies focused mostly upon the Danish attacks in their south, while we were mostly free to seige them in Finland.

By April of 1536, Crimea was begging for respite. Again, with their control of Judea, we could not fully bring them into our kingdom- but we could demand Kaffa, Kerch, and their entire treasury (which turned out to be 40 ducats). Now Crimea was little more than the state of Crimea itself, with a small holding in Judea. How we would deal with it later, we were uncertain, but for now, it was quiet.

I am not sure whether our action in Crimea may have sparked something, but shortly after we arranged a peace, the entirety of the Moslem world went to war. In May, Persia (with its allies Mameluks, Georgia, and Portugal) declared war upon Iraq (and its allies Algiers, Poland-Lithuania, and Spain); then in December Turkey (with its allies Crimea, Cyrencia, Wallacia, The Hedjaz, and Tripoli) declared war upon the Mameluks (and their allies Persia and Georgia). Quite frankly, I think it was best that Russia was not involved in *that* nasty little set of affairs.

In December of 1536, we had taken enough Swedish forts that they begged us for peace. Their offer- Karelia and Nyland- was not exactly what we had wanted, but the winter was hitting our troops hard- Glinksi himself had died of pneumonia earlier in the month, and that made us worry for our chances of future success against the stalwart Swedes. We quickly accepted their offer, and were glad to have the matter done with. We had our victory, and better lands from which to make a future attack.


The Ascensions, 1537-1546

In Russia, we turned back to rebuilding our country- reoutfitting the army, strengthening our trade, and forcing a conversion of the Muslim states we had acquired. But all around us, wars raged that defined three powers as the great ones to be reckoned with.

In 1538, England surrendered 186 ducats and Bristol to France, and a French resurgence seemed nigh... only to be over taken by Spain, who a few months later received 170 ducats, Algarve, and Oporto from Portugal, nearly uniting Iberia and guaranteeing that Portugal would be no threat to the Spanish colonies overseas. Thoughts that the previous Civil War would have knocked them out of the running were quickly dispelled.

But more frightening- at least, from our more eastern perspective- was the rise of the Turkish alliance. By the time their wars were over, Cyencia would have taken Alexandria and Cataracts from the Mameluks; Algiers and Turkey would divide Georgia between them; and Turkey would furthermore take Samaria from the Mameluks and Tabriz from Persia. When it was over, three of the four strongest Muslim states would be even stronger- and closely allied to each other.



As for myself- my time is coming to an end. I have been in service to the Tsar and the Council for nearly six decades now, and my mind and bones are so very weary. Following the Swedish war, I was inducted into the Council of Regents in thanks for my services, and so I was finally able to have a direct say in the running of this great Empire. But now Ivan IV nears his 18th birthday, and I near my 80th. I think that now is the time to retire, to let the younger blood take the reins of the government in full. I shall tend to my house, and spend my time at the Fine Arts Academy which I helped to establish, and I shall enjoy my last few years in peace and quiet.

Yours,
Nikotin Ivanovitch Konradov
 

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Reform and Expansion, 1547-1570

Greetings. My name is Duke Nikotin Yuriovitch Konradov, and my family's lineage of brilliant advice and service to the Tsars and the Council earned me a place as the foremost advisor to the new Tsar Ivan IV in 1547.

Ivan's first priority as a monarch was to continue the work of Ivan III and Vassilli in strengthening his own position- something which I quite supported at the time, but later events make me now wonder whether such a plan was indeed beneficial. In any case, for the first twenty years of Ivan's reign, the foremost focus of our treasury was in building up a centralized bureaucracy. By the end of the Grand Reform, nearly every state in the Russias was served by a baliff and a governor, and thus our state's tax incomes grew like wildfire.

His second priority was the settling of the empty lands we had found to the east, around Sibir. We had a small influx of colonists each year, looking for lands to claim for their personal wealth and the glory of the state, and as we had successfully converted all of the heathens, we decided to attempt to build a city in Karanga. We did not realize how quickly this would capture the minds of the people of Russia- as soon as the city was finished, a brave man named Uponski personally raised 3000 men to go map the unknown lands to the east. We were thrilled to have someone willing to take on this gloriful task for Russia- especially since he was providing the costs from his own pocket.

In 1559, Uponski sent a message back stating that he had found gold in a place called Angara, and suddenly the Great Rush was on. Colonists flooded in to the city, looking for a chance to go east. A man named Stroganov offered to assist Uponski in explorations, but we preferred to send him south and explore the lands under Alga... he did a fine job, but was overwhelmed by a native attack in Kara Kum. If we ever find his body, it shall be buried with great honors.

In 1564, Uponski reported that he had found even *more* gold in a place called Buriat, and a new rush was one- three new explorers came to our kingdom, Hetman, Mosalski, and Simbirsk (OOC- Russia gets three Conquistadors from 1560 to 1564; I also got two "Colonial Dynamism!" random events). Hetman was sent to finish the explorations to the south, Mosalski to join up with Uponski in the east, and Simbirsk to help our influx of colonists find good places to settle. Mosalski would report when he arrived that Uponski had passed away, though one wonders if perhaps two headstrong men looking for fame might have come to a duel in terms of commanding the expedition. In any case, Uponski was given a formal funeral as a hero of Russia. Mosalski himself would be killed in an uprising while exploring the eastern coast, and Hetman's exploration to the south was once again overwhelmed by the natives.

Our efforts to settle these new lands and to institute a better governing of the old ones took a serious drain upon our treasury, and each year we had but a scant 50 or so ducats to focus upon rebuilding and reforming the army. But Ivan felt that strength came more through training than numbers, and twice he pushed the army into a reformation of training in an attempt to make them as modern as possible (OOC- two "Reformation of the Army" Random Events)- something that was met with some resistance, as some of the more conservative veterans left in droves (OOC- Desertions Random Event). Still, our army remained strong, and with brilliant training and great leadership (Field Judge Kourbski and General Vorontinski seemed ready and able to handle anything), we were confident our of future success.

We made no specific terms as to who our next target would be- rather, we kept our strength up on all fronts and waited for opportunity to present itself. Certainly, this era was full of wars- some of the Spanish holdings near Germany rebelled, calling themselves "The Netherlands" after a long war against the Spanish, and we quickly added them to our alliance. Not that we thought they would be useful, but more because our alliance was running our of members- both Bohemia and Denmark eventually decided that their fortunes would be better served with others, and soon it was just us and Pskov. And Pskov didn't look real happy, either.

Turkey twice delcared war upon the Mameluks, the first time gaining 32 ducats; the second, gaining the Mameluks themselves and Hamad, Azerbajian and Kurdistan from Turkey. Scotland declared war upon England, and walked away with Lancashire and Yorkshire for its troubles.

But in 1571, the Hanse with its allies Hannover, Brandenburg, Thuringen, Savoy, and England would delcare was upon Poland-Lithuania, Genoa, Spain, Naples, and Iraq. Ivan The Terrible decided that then was the time to strike upon Poland, and I could not agree more.

Oh- as for Ivan's sobriquet: for twenty years, Ivan was a good and gracious Tsar, seeing first and foremost to the needs and wants of the country- truly, the paragon of a monarch. But as he grew older, he grew darker, and was given to fits of depression and bouts of rage. For a full four months in '68, he went into a blustering bout that terrorized the castle. Most of the Council met secretly, well away from the castle, and ran the country while Ivan was indisposed, but the rumors of Ivan's sanity and conduct quickly spread across the country. When Ivan's young son passed away- a sickness, I *assure* you- the peasants jumped at the chance to blame it upon Ivan's madness, and even talked about how Ivan himself had killed the boy. Terrible things, rumors.

But, I digress.


The Division of Poland, 1571-1573

The war was an amazingly quick affair. Poland had turned her armies to the west to face the German threat, and we were able to walk in and begin beseiging with little resistance. Kourbski and Vorontinski proved themselves quite brilliant at knocking down forts and blasting through the resistance in an assault. We had declared war in May, and by late November we had taken seven provinces out of Polish hands. We withdrew our armies to our own lands for the winter, and attempted to get the Poles to negotiate. It took a great deal of effort- we had every right to demand half of the territory we had taken, but the Poles refused to even *think* of giving up three provinces, and eventually we had to 'settle' for Welikia, Tula, and 84 ducats in indemnities. Our plan had worked well, and we were making great headway upon our goal of taking Courland for ourselves- the next war would likely do it.

While our part in the war ended in January of 1572 (and quite timely, as well, for a wave of Obscurantism would cross the Empire and we would face numerous revolts in Tula and the southern provinces before it was over), the Germans continued the fight, and Poland was hit quite hard. Brandenburg would claim Western Prussia as its own, and Thuringen would take Krakow. The might of the Polish Empire was destroyed- now it was an empty shell. Or perhaps better described as an onion- foul within, but everyone wanted to peel a layer off of it. Bah- I am no good with analogies.


The Madness of King Ivan, 1573-1583, including the Ukraine War, 1580

As our kingdom was ascending, Ivan was declining. The Council soon attempted to meet behind his back and rule without his interference, but it was hard work- especially given how well Ivan controlled the purse strings of Russia. I truly regretted having helped him strengthen the monarchy through the bureaucracy- what dire straits we were left in with a madman at the reins!

We attempted to continue our policy of colonization and rebuilding the army from the last war, but Ivan insisted upon implementing his own strange policies of reforms and changes- many of them involving random tortures or, even worse, goats. The traders began to avoid our country, and the peasantry was shocked and hurt by Ivan's bizzarre practices of using live targets for infantry drills. At the funeral for the great Masrhall Kourbski (who passed away in 1575), Ivan made a public pronouncement of his personal conversion to Obscurantism, and thankfully I was close enough to wrestle him to the ground and pound him into unconciousness before word got out and inflamed the peasants further. After that, Ivan began caring little about personal hygiene and instead focused his time upon who he could hit with a loogie, and- needless to say- the traders began leaving our country in even larger droves.

Fortunately, the country was strong enough to survive such abuse- even to prosper while such went on. Our army was soon back at a good strength; we finally cleared the natives out of Kara Kum; and our explorers had found Kamchata and the strange nation of China out in the east. Our attention turned, then, to the south and to trying to give Turkey a loss. Our essential conundrum with Crimea had been solved for us when Crimea declared itself a part of the Turkish kingdom in '76. That, combined with Turkish control of what had once been Persian states on our border, gave us a place with which we could strike at them. Now, we just needed the opportunity.

On September 13th of 1579, Persia declared war upon the Turks, and we saw our chance. The Turks would pre-occupied now with a war on two fronts (as they had declared war upon Venice and Austria in January), and thus our job would be easier. On the first of March, 1580, we declared war upon Ukraine, now a member of the Turkish alliance. The boyars were incensed at us making war upon an Orthodox neighbor (-1 stability), but we defended it by pointing out that Krementjug was still Muslim and the Ukrainians had done nothing about it, and besides, they were allied to Muslims, which is as bad as being a Muslim. When that didn't work, we said that Ivan had made us do it.

The plan did not work as expected, though; Turkey refused to come to Ukraine's aid. So we merely marched into Ukraine and claimed it as our own. It was a quick fight, though Vorontski died in the fighting (well, not really. He had a heart attack and passed away on the eve before the first assault; fearing the troops' morale would break, his subordinates kept mum and tied the stiffening corpse to his horse. In the morning, they marched Vorontski's horse out to the front, and slapped the horse to get it to run towards the lines. The rest of the army saw the General leading his troops, and were much heartened and followed in the assault. Some even commented upon the General's strength- it had taken three or four shots from enemy arquebusses before he finally fell from his horse). On September 28th, we annexed Ukraine. We found to our delight that a Vodka refinery had been built in Ukraine proper; had we realized this, perhaps we would have attacked the country earlier...

The rest of Ivan's reign went- thankfully- peacefully. Even the religious matters went well for us- Tambow finally gave up its strange desire for Catholicism (Random Event), and Krementjug was subjugated until it, too, turned Orthodox. Turkey seemed on the downswing, paying 250 ducats and giving Bulgaria to Austria in exchange for peace, then giving 44 more to Venice, though they would make some of that back when Persia gave them 156.

In 1584, Ivan IV passed away, his health having been in serious decline for a year. The Council breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the turmoil of mad kings was finally behind us.

Little did we know what turmoil from incompetent kings was ahead of us...
 

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"Bacon Day" -- ROTFL -- Winner of the "Innovations in Religious Intolerance" Award.

[Vorontski's] subordinates kept mum and tied the stiffening corpse to his horse. . . In the morning, they marched Vorontski's horse out to the front, and slapped the horse to get it to run towards the lines. -- Again, ROTFL.
 

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The Reign of Feodor I, 1584-1598

The first year of Feodor's reign went well enough, given that it was mostly taken up by parties celebrating the new Tsar's ascension. Not to mention a general feeling of relief from the boyars that Ivan would no longer terrorize their ranks.

But such relief was short-lived. Feodor saw the celebration of his reign as belief in himself, not thankfullness that Ivan had passed away, and Feodor fell into a narcissism that nearly broke us. Affairs of government were ignored as Feodor began renaming every town he could find in his own honor; the maintenance of roads were abandoned as funds were instead diverted to placing signs renaming the roads in honor of Feodor; eventually, merchants began abandoning the Russian trade because it was too damned difficult to remember whether one could buy good furs at Feodorville or Feodorburg, and whether one traveled between those towns on Feodor Lane or Feodor Road, for choosing the wrong one might lead you accidentally to Feodortown instead. (OOC: yet another Poor Policies- -1 Stability, Lose 1/2 Investement in Trade and Infrastructure)

Eventually, we were able to circumvent these idiotic pronouncements by simply ignoring them, and instead a man named Potemkin was hired to schedule the Tsar's travels- and Potemkin would travel ahead, changing all of the signs to read honorifics in Feodor's name.


Other than that early outburst, however, little of interest occured in Russia during Feodor's reign. We watched as the other nations of Europe continued to squabble among themselves and trade property- Turkey would steal Moldavia from Poland, Wallachia from Austria, Illyrium from Venice, and Cataract from Cyrencia. France would take Artois and Luxembourg from Spain, which would be hit by a Civil War in '94 and find Granada establishing independence from Spanish rule.

For our own part, we renewed our alliance with Pskov and the Netherlands, build a nice wine refinery in Keffa, and the great explorer Yermak finally cleared the natives out of Kara Kum. In colonization, Feodor constantly fretted that Spain or Portugal might discover the far reaches of Siberia before our colonists could finally settle there, and so it was decided to try and establish Trading Posts all around the perimiter as a blockade to the interior. It was more likely to succeed than Ivan's plan to colonize the area by expanding eastward, and it was less expensive as well- quite the boon as inflation was taking a major bite out of our spending ability.

1596 was the only year that really saw any major discussion within the Russian capital- though most of it was rumormongering and slander. It seemed that Count Cuckolski had come home early from a court meeting and found his wife in flagrante delicto with the Ambassador from Portugal. Needless to say, a major scandal erupted from that, and the Tsar asked his advisors whether such would be reason to declare war upon Portugal. Portugal was, after all, allied to the Turks, and we might finally be able to force a war upon them and curb their expansion. We agreed that while we *did* have cause for war, we still had a treaty of marriage with Portugal, and the rest of Europe would not look kindly upon our actions. Not to mention that the last time we had declared war upon a Turkish ally in the hopes of dragging them into a war- Ukraine- the Turks had casually tossed their ally aside without a thought. With that in mind, the Tsar decided not to press the issue, and instead had the Portugese ambassador sent home with only minor bruises and cuts.

I shall now leave this memoir for my grandson to continue- my time with the Tsar has been long, and having survived the madness of two monarchs, I am *most* looking forward to some peace and quiet at home. May God be with ye, and with Russia.

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The Third Border War, 1600-1607

Greetings to you; my name is Mikhail Ivanovitch Konradov, grandson of Nikotin Yuriovitch Konradov. I took over the management of the family estates and my grandfather's position upon the Council in 1598- my grandfather was wise enough to realize that Feodor's health was declining and that I would need a few years of experience to understand the working of the court before Feodor passed on and a new Tsar took over- thus placing me in the position to assist the new Tsar in the understandings of the Court.

In late 1597, Feodor did finally pass on, and was mourned by a large number of his countrymen. The loudest weeper was Potemkin, who had just lost a very cushy government job. The reins of the government then fell to General Boris Godenov, the brother-in-law of Feodor I.

Having heard my grandfather's stories of Ivan and Feodor, I considered myself blessed by serving Tsar Boris- he was intelligent, witty, and well-versed in the affairs of the military through his many years of service in the army. Godenov took the opportunity to dismiss many of the more indolent commanders of the armies of Russia, and promote instead friends of his who had proved their worth in the Polish and Ukraine wars- Field Judge Dimitri seemed competent enough, if not particularly brilliant; but his subordinates Chiusky and Shopin seemed the height of military genius. Godenov also called Yermak back from his outpost to the east- he had very special plans for Yermak, apparently.

We had been at peace with all of our neighbors for twenty years. We had been loath to make aggression for three reasons- our armies were weaker than we wished, our command structure was abysmal, and our previous expansion had likely inflamed passions against us. But now we had rebuilt our armies, established brilliant leaders in command, and felt that the actions of France and Turkey would likely have wiped fears of Russia from the minds of most. France itself was tied up with another war with England (one which would finally destroy the power of the Angevin Kings, giving Calais to France and Wales and Midland to Scotland). With the final success of ringing Siberia with trading posts, we could devote our full treasury to raising replacement troops. And so we resolved to strike while the iron was hot.

On March 1st of 1600, we declared war upon Poland. Our trading center in Novgorod had grow large and wealthy with trade from the east, but we did not have nearly enough merchants to exploit it. The hope was to finally take Courland for ourselves, securing the financial goal of having another Center of Trade, and gaining the military objective of bordering both of the remaining Teuton states for future annexation.

As we expected, Poland had kept its army to the south, fearing German and Turkish aggression more than Russian. The few border guards that had been established were quickly swept aside, and seige was laid to the outlying states. However, trouble was brewing- while Pskov gladly joined in on the war, The Netherlands refused.

But to our surprise, the war would spread. Poland would gain an unlikely ally in Persia, who declared war upon us on the 22nd of June. Well, that was fine- we were quite prepared.

The war with Poland went quite well- by the time they had gathered their army into a suitable force to attack us, we had taken Courland and enough other states to demand three provinces. But Poland was unwilling to hold to such an agreement, unwilling to let Courland go cheaply while their army still survived. Quickly, before the winter set in before Poland could counter-attack, we lowered our sights, and on December 26th of 1600 Poland ceded Polotsk, Kurland, and 23 ducats to us. We were thrilled with the victory, and the churches pealed their bells so hard that the victory soon became known as The Second Christmas.

Unfortunately, we were not yet done. The Persians had sent a small team to grab our colony of Algaz and burn our trading post in Kara Kum; I suppose they thought that with those actions they could sit back and wait for us to humbly offer them a peace. They were very misinformed.

For Tsar Boris The Warrior (as some were beginning to call him) had sent the great explorer Yermak to Astrakhan and to pick up a part of the garrison there. With a force of 12,000 men, Yermak slipped across the deserts between Astrakhan and Algaz with a speed and cunning that would give Hannibal himself pause. The summer of 1601 saw Yermak brush aside the Persian troops, recapture Algaz, and begin the seige of Elbruz. We felt that quick victory would be ours.

But then came the deluge. On November 18th, Denmark declared war upon us- with no common border, and no fleet able to bring the war to Denmark, we could do little but sit back and wait for them to attack us. On December 1st, Sweden cast its lot in against us as well. Then, to our horror, Pskov refused to join us in our defense.

We waited out the winter, not wishing to rush our troops into death by starvation and disease; the Swedes saw no such problems, and attacked our border garrisons constantly. We pushed them back again and again, but each time we took losses that made the next victory harder to achieve, and we feared being overwhelmed before the spring thaw.

But soon the spring came, and we peeled the commands of Chiusky and Shopin away from the Polish front. We began our own offensive upon the Swedish lands in Finnland, and under such brilliant leadership, the Swedish forts fell quickly. But at a great cost- tens of thousands of good Russians were killed in the assaults, and Chiusky would be killed in the assault on Tavastland, while Shopin would eventually die of wounds received at the battle of Osterbotten. But come October, we were able to force the Swedes to the table and demand Tavastland and Osterbotten to be turned over to us. Perhaps we could have fought on and gained more, but the winter was coming, and we were not sure we would have then men necessary to even hold our gains following four more months of rough forage.

This left us with Denmark- who we could not budge from their demands of our treasury- and Persia- who Yermak was successfully driving from their forts. We felt we could wait our Denmark and gain a White Peace, and that victory with Persia would come soon enough. It did- in June of 1603 Yermak reported that the Persians were willing to settle for a peace in exchange for giving us Elbruz, Khorkan, and 16 ducats. We happily accepted, and sent missionaries to these new lands to show them the Truths of our religion. Now our colonies in Algaz and Kara Kum were safe from future Persian agression. We sent Yermak back to Elbruz, and continued to try and wait out the Danes.

But the rest of the world was not done with us yet. On October 14th, Algiers declared war upon us- and brought in their ally, Turkey. Fear reigned in the halls of the Palace for the next few days- we had thought of Turkey as a dangerous opponent with us at full strength; now that we were weakened by so many wars, could we possibly hold? But we had no choice, save to give up the now Orthodox lands to the south into Muslim hands. And so we pulled what troops we could from the Polish border and sent them to reinforce the troops already stationed in the south.

The victories against the Turk came by trickery more than by strength. They sent a huge army- at 70,000 men it was twice the size of any group we had in the area- up to seige Azow, and we let it pass with no resistance. Instead, we rushed to assault Crimea and Sochi. Once those cities fell, we waited. Flush from their own victory in Azow, the Turks proceeded to move north- probably with the design to eventually take our capital. But we rushed in behind them and took Azow before they could make any progress- and thus, cut off their supply line. Our own armies, now banded together and equal to the Turks in size, pressed the assault forward into Georgia, and from there to Azerbadjan. We would be harrassed by small groupings of Turks, but easily brush them aside; when the main Turkish group finally returned back to attack us, it was weak and demoralized, and quickly destroyed.

Meanwhile, Turkey committed the strategic mistake of signing a peace with the Persians. While in theory this would have freed up troops from the Persian front to come attack us, there were very few troops left on the Persian front. But by taking Persis as part of the peace, Turkey now had a common border with our new holdings. And so Yermak ventured out and put a seige upon Persis.

Alas, our good Tsar Boris- known now to history as Boris The Warrior- would not live to see the success of his plans. His promotion of brilliant generals (for truly, without Chuisky and Shopin the Swedish War would have gone entirely the other direction) and his brilliant use of Yermak guaranteed our success in this awful war. But even as he took the throne, he was old and in an ill health, and on the morning of November 4th, 1604, he passed away. His son, Dmitri, would take the throne, and he resolved to finish these wars so that we could return to peace- already we faced rebellions in Kurland and Tula due to war weariness, and the merchants seemed to avoid the country until peace could be restored (OOC: Merchant Unhappiness. For those counting, that's 2 Merchant Unhappiness, 1 Artisans Unhappiness, and 2 Poor Policies in the last twenty-five years).

To that end, when the Danish envoy came again demanding the contents of our treasury, we quickly agreed. He, with a mixture of surprise and joy upon his face, unrolled a peace treaty, which we hurriedly signed. He was then led directly to the royal coffers, and the contents were poured out into his outstretched hands- all four ducats. Stunned, he began babbling about 'eastern gold' and 'the treasury', so goodly Tsar Dmitri rummaged through his pockets and gave the envoy another 2 ducats for his troubles. The Danes fumed, but we had our peace.

In May, the Turks managed to group their armies- possibly having pulled reinforcements in from the west- and seemed ready to knock our armies out of their seiges of Armenia and Tabruz. Therefore, we agreed to a peace with Turkey as well, and received Crimea and Georgia in the deal. That left Algiers, and their province of Sochi.

Unfortunately, constant discussion with Algiers gained little. We had only one desire- to take Sochi as our own- and they had only one desire- to keep hold of Sochi. Tsar Dmitri was insistent that Sochi would be ours, and so we hunkered down for the wave of rebellions across our new acquisitions as war weariness continued to grow.

But in January of '06, Dmitri passed away from pneumonia, and his second cousin Vassilli Chousky became Tsar. Vassilli saw the damage the continued war was wreaking, and so decided to fight for a smaller peace, perhaps only gaining some money. On May 18th, the Algerians finally agreed to give us 206 ducats in exchange for ending the war.

We rejoiced at the time, but later we would term it the Eight Days Peace. For the wars had lasted so long that our Peace Treaty with Poland had expired, and Poland declared war upon us in the hopes of taking lands back from our battered armies. Once again, paranoia struck the capital as we rushed our tattered brigades from the Swedish and Turkish borders, hoping we would reach the Polish border before too much damage was wrought. The money from the Algerian settlement was immediately thrown into raising new infantry groups.

But if our armies were battered, the Poles were not much better off. The Poles still focused upon cavalry as the mainstay of their army, and our desperate circumstances actually handed us the victory. For while we had lost a great number of infantry and cavalry in the previous five years, we had rarely lost a gun. And so, in gathering the remnants of our armies together, our armies were extremely artillery-heavy. And the cavalry charges against us were quickly massacred by massed gunfire.

The tide quickly turned in our favor- our armies cut through the Polish forces like butter, and soon we were once again beseiging the Poles in their homeland. Eventually, the Poles would pull all of their western garrison together in a huge army and march it to Kurland in the hopes of reclaiming that important city, and then it became a race as to how many cities we could take before that army finally got close to breaking through the Kurland defenses.

On February 11th, 1607, we finally agreed to sign a (new) peace treaty with the Poles. Kurland was maybe a month away from breaking, but the Poles had lost a great deal of territory in exchange and their army had suffered horribly through the winter. They agreed to give us Belarus and Bessarabia in exchange for a peace, and we were happy to accept. The church bells rang in Moscow again, and this time, peace was a reality.
 

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A Report Upon The State of Russia, As Requested by Tsar Vassilli

Dated the Year of Our Lord 1609


Your Highness. Given the state of affairs when you first took office, there was little time and attention paid to discussing the matters of grand strategy. And what little discussion of strategy we did have has likely been rendered moot by the changes these last wars have brought.

Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to explain the current Russian situation, and offer my opinons on the matter.

Diplomatically:

We have no friends. There is no way around this. Our previous allies, Pskov and Denmark, abandoned us when the times grew dark for Russia. There are a few states that stay neutral to us, but nearly all despise us with a passion.

To the north northwest, there is Sweden. They are a strong country, given to great warriors and fine weapons. But we have a terrain advantage over them- we have split their country into their mainland, the coastal province of Finnmark, and the interior Savolaks. While some of your advisors might feel this stretches our own border, keep in mind that Savolaks cannot be supported by Sweden without them taking one of our own provinces. Should war come again, we should be able to quickly take Savolaks, and probably Finnmark, and from there force a treaty. With control over Kola and Osterbruk, we also have a wall we can set to bottle up the Swedes- we should focus upon fortifying the areas as soon as possble.


To the northwest are the Teutons and Pskov. Pskov was once an ally, but I fear shall not be again. We should watch to see whom these two ally with, and hope to make a quick conquest of them at a future point.

To the west and southwest is Poland. Once, the name of their empire struck fear into the hearts of the Tsars- now, they are a hollow shell. We have beaten them twice in six years, and need not fear them again. The question is whether to *use* them or not- we could either continue to war against the Poles and thus increase our lands, or we could try and entice them through gifts and loans into becoming our friend- maybe even our vassal- and using them as a buffer between ourselves and the growing Austria to the south. But if we do such, we lose all chance to free the Orthodox Slavs from Austrian and Turkish rule.

To the south are the holdings of Algeria and the Turk. There is a great deal to be gained from future actions against them- many of their subjects in the area are Orthodox, and there is a great gold mine in Armenia that would be a boon to our economy. But we only barely won against them in the last war, and we have no issue with which to fight them on save for naked greed.

Likewise, we have the Persians- they are destroyed, and likely will not rise again to threaten us. But if we could make further war against them, the hope would be to take the port of Hormouz and thus gain a warm water port with access to the Far East...

In the east, there is China, which seems at this point uninterested in the affairs of other nations. But that may change, and we must stay alert.

Colonization:

We have finished Feodor's grand plan of demarking our area with Trading Posts- the "Paper Curtain", as I like to call it. For while in peace it hides the interior from view or explotation, in war it would easily be poked through. The question is how best to proceed from here- we could either continue pushing east from our established holdings, or we could attempt to build up colonies on the coast for which to hold troops and build navies. The former is the less expensive, but the latter would allow us some semblance of defense against the Chinese or other powers should they turn aggressive.

Internally:

The mismanagement by Ivan IV and Feodor continues to haunt us. Where once we led the world in our development of infrastructure and trade, we now have fallen to a middling level comapred to the other great powers. Our army is even worse off, the guns and weapons it has being far behind that of France, and especially of Austria. The question then comes of what to do next. We could continue our current path, and hope that the gap does not widen too far. We could focus upon military matters in expectation of future wars. Or, we could focus upon infrastructure in the hopes that we could find a way to defeat the rising inflation (currently around 15%) that eats away at our treasury.

Militarily:

Our army is in a shambles following the last series of wars, and it will take a great deal of money and time to rebuild. We should focus more upon the building of guns, which means that this new armament venture will cost even more than previous ones; we should plan on staying in the background for at least the next twenty years, if possible. We have no real leadership left to speak of, either; Shopin and Chiumsky were killed in the war, Godonov left to be made Tsar, and Yermak has recently died of a fever.


Economically:

According to our reports, we are the wealthiest country in all of the world. But there are many things that demand our money- research, rebuilding the army, sending out colonists- and we cannot as of yet afford them all. Possibly, once the awful inflation rate is dealt with, we can better accomplish more goals at once- but right now, we need to choose a single goal and focus upon it.


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To Mikhail Konradov

Excellent report. On taking office I now charge you with seeing to it that all the suggestions put forward are completed within the next few weeks. I want trading posts or colonies along the full Siberian corridor. I also want you to find out about the lands to the north and south of this thin strip of land since it makes the map look silly.

I want you to get better acquainted with the little pixies that I see on the charts who live in the coastal provinces to the east and to create a great army of the little creatures to conquer China.

Concerning inflation I want you to reduce this to -99% and then buy all the hats in India (I don't really like the stuff from China). Then put all the money back into treasury until inflation is at -90% before selling them all back to India for 10 times the price. With the profits from this venture I then want you to build a great navy with which we can conquer the lost lands of Yuamumbalooga. Don't try to tell me it doesn't exist because the pixies have told me that you've been hiding it for your own selfish goals.

Victory Points on success 12, on failure -2000.

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It's an ugly site, I can't figure out how to make the caption font bigger, the pictures are kind of grainy, and in general, it just sucks. Not to mention banner ads and pop-up ads.

But now you can see my screenshots. (Okay, I'll try to actually learn HTML. It's about time I did, anyways.)

So go to http://corrado.20m.com/photo.html for grainy, annoying screen shots. 'Cause I know that's what you want!


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The Time Of Troubles, 1510-1513

In early 1509, His Greatness the Tsar Vassilli charged me with a survey of the realm and a listing of the challenges that would face Russia over the next few decades. My report was well received, and Tsar Vassilli claimed that the information therein allowed him to come up with a grand plan, a brilliant stroke of genius that would secure the future of Russia. He would not directly speak of it, stating that he would wait until the next meeting of the Council, and make a grand explanation there. The few hints I received seemed to indicate it had something to do with the fur trade with India, and possibly pixies.


In October of 1509, the Council met, and awaited the grand plan of Tsar Vassilli. Vassilli's action was prompt, swift, and indeed assured us that the country would survive for the next century. He died.

Of course, at the time, we reacted to this passing of events with great horror. Vassilli had no children, and therefore no direct heir. His siblings had long since passed away, and suddenly the right as to who would be the next heir was in question. There was no surviving relative closer than a fourth cousin, and once one got to that extent of relation, nearly *anyone* could claim the crown. And several did.


The Council of Regents attempted to rule as best they could, as they had after the death of Tsar Vassilli III. But back then, there was still the chance of a male heir being produced, as Vassilli's daughter was still young. But now, there was no such possibility- no close relation of Vassilli Chousky yet survived. Now it would be up to the Council to choose who would be the next true Tsar.

For two years, little was accomplished in any way. The Council was seriously divided- many of the more powerful boyars negotiated secretly to support various pretenders, while a large part of the boyars rejoiced at the idea of never having a Tsar again, and never having to suffer as they had until Ivan The Terrible or Feodor The Vain. The monies brought into the treasury were left untouched, as no two members of the council could agree on how to spend it. Our government was paralyzed.

I give great thanks to our Lord that the situation did not end up getting worse. The constant politicing and jockeying for position of the boyars and the pretenders could have led to outright civil war, much as France and Spain had seen in recent years. But the peasants stayed mostly quiet, save for the occasional uprising in Kurland and Crimea. Perhaps this was due to some placidity or contentment on the part of the masses, as they were better off than they had ever been before. Or, perhaps, it is because the Council reacted swiftly to prior revolts in Kurland and Crimea with an iron first, smashing the rebels and forcibly relocating them to be prison labor at our colonies in Siberia. Certainly, our plans to break the backs of the Muslim majority in Crimea went well, and I expect our brutality kept the more agressive impulses of the boyars in check.

In addition, we suffered no wars during the period- having just defeated Turkey, Poland, and Sweden in a row, I expect none of them saw any gains from a war upon us, even in our weakened state. As a matter of fact, Turkey saw better fit to attack Austria- a poor bargain that would lose them Serbia and Moldovia- while Poland found herself at war with the Teutons as France and Spain clashed again.


It was decided in the late part of 1611 that the Council could no longer truly rule. Before, the Council had ruled in a type of gentleman's agreement of compromise- they knew full well that their control would not last, and therefore it was best to have things done right away rather than debate and discuss and in the end lose any chance of such; therefore, common ground was quickly found, or at least a horse-trade of proposals and ideas. But with no end in sight to Council rule, the more anti-monarchical element (which had also gained in strength following Ivan and Feodor) saw no interest in re-establishing a central rule, and the others in the council saw no reason to moderate views or make a compromise so long as one could just wait. Therefore, nothing was done. And with war raging all about us, and the more recent conquests attempting to throw us out, doing nothing was not an option for long.


It was therefore my idea to gather the more influential boyars together for a convention to discuss a solution. For months, the boyars debated and discussed the various ideas, from continued rule by the Council to a return to a monarchy to strange ideas such as a democratic council along the Venetian lines or a disbandment of the boyars with a replacement by an absolute ruler (I believe that last one had been entered as a sarcastic jest).

Eventually, it was decided that we would move to a model somewhat akin to the early Roman Empire. The higher-ranked boyars would be given seats upon a Council- named the Duma- which would select the next Tsar. The Duma would have some powers to limit the strength of the monarch, and more importantly, would have the power to replace the Tsar if necessary- something that would have been *very* handy to use against Ivan and Feodor. But such an action would take an overwhelming majority of the Duma to accomplish- this to prevent a constant changing of monarchs at the whims of the more devious boyars. And the monarchy would pass down through a line as it had before, giving a sense of continuity and strength to the Russian Tsar.

Most were willing to accept this idea. A few were not- but they were dealt with. Perhaps those of us who wished this document were a bit blunt and rough in gaining our say, but this was a time of crisis for Russia, and having to order a few executions to make our point seemed a small price to pay to keep Russia secure.

In December of 1612, the Duma officially met for the first time. Their immediate task was the selection of a new monarch. Someone who had proved himself a master of the affairs of government. Someone who had spent time traveling the country and reporting on the situations abroad for the Tsar. Someone who had proven themselves able to accomplish their goals. Someone who was willing to dig deep into their own pockets to pay off the boyars as necessary.


It was with great pride and honor that I accepted the position of Tsar of All The Russia on December 8th, 1612. Under my leadership, we would rebuild Russia and undo the damage done by the previous Mad Kings.

Our glory was assured.
Tsar Mikhail III Konradov
 

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An interesting development. What are your plans regarding expansion? Will you just continue your current policies, or will you try for a annexation on Poland soon, they seem rather weak, after all.
 

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Chengar- Well, I haven't futzed with the setting for the game, so none of the original 'major powers' are annexable. Thus, Poland will alway exist, even if as a single province. As for future expansion, read on, MacDuff...
 

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Memoirs of Tsar Mikhail III: The Grand Peace, 1613 to 1640

At the time I took over the Russian state, it was in mediocre shape. Our size was both a boon and a bane- while we were generating more money in taxes than any other country, we had a larger area to spend money on development. While we had more troops than any other country, our lengthy borders meant that our huge army was in fact spread thin and would easily be overrun by a focused invasion.

My belief at the time was that we could ignore development of the army for a while. Our recent show of strength during the Border Wars had taught our neighbors to fear us, and they trembled in the sheer numbers of troops we possessed, even if the troops in our Persian holdings had no hope of reinforcing the Swedish borders, or vice versa. The hope was that our neighbors would be more than happy to fight amongst themselves, and that even were a war to come, we could likely hold our own.

Instead, all of our wealth was thrown into the development of the country. Our greatest minds were put in total dedication to figuring out better ways to improve our infrastructure, in the hopes of reducing our burden of inflation. In addition, the money that had been unspent during the Time of Troubles was immediately placed into improving the government of our states, hiring baliffs and chief judges for every Russian province. Some of the boyars grumbled at the strengthing of the monarchy in this way, but the concessions made during the setting up of the Dumas kept them quiet.

Our second major effort was in the colonization of the east. Our biggest problem in terms of wealth was the money coming in to Novgorod. While we made a fair portion of it, most of it went to traders from other countries, a situation we did not like at all. Our hope, then, was that by improving the road structure in our country and by increasing the amount of goods brought in from the East, we could establish a second trading center. Preferably, in an area where we had complete control.

Our twin goals were realized by 1619. We had finished all possible upgrades in our provinces, and a new Center of Trade was opened in Enkan. We quickly developed a monopoly over Enkan, and it would be twenty years before a single trader from another nation showed up to try and compete. With complete control over Enkan, the amount of money rolling into our coffers was astounding.

Thus it was discussed what to do with the increased wealth. Some of the boyars clamored for a rebuilding of our army, claiming that the peace we were seeing could not last forever. I disagreed- we were quite safe. The state of Baden had declared its independence from France, and the rutheless manner in which the French crushed the new state had enraged most of the west, and France found itself fighting the English, Iriquois and Navarra alliance on one side, while being hit by the Papl States, Tuscany, and Venetian alliance on the other. We had fallen out of notice, and it was unlikely that we would be again threatened.

Therefore, I chose to direct our money into further investements. In 1620, we enacted two major plans. The first was the setting up of Governorships for our provinces, so as to better manage our affairs. Within two years, the most important provinces were given such a leader, and we found to our delight that their actions managed to remove the inflation from our country. The second part was an initiative to build Naval Manufactories across our country, both to increase our wealth and to increase our naval capacity. It was expensive, but by 1633 we had set up such plants in Belarus, Volgoda, and Keffa. We also redirected our efforts in other areas- our great minds were turned to bettering our tools of war (for we were still behind all save Poland and Turkey) and our colonists were sent to build a few cities on the border with China, so as to better prepare for a future war.

Of course, these plans were not met with universal happiness- some of the boyars seriously resented my actions, fearing that their own powers were being eroded (which was true, and an unspoken goal of mine). In resistance, Duke Grosny called for my removal; when the Duma could not produce enough votes to replace me (partially due to my popularity; partially due to having given patronage and bribes to the more influential boyars), Grosny made a call to arms to the peasants of Russia, clamoring for an army to assemble and overthrow me (OOC- Random Event, Unhappiness among Peasantry, +5 Revolt Risk).

The response was overwhelming- Grosny was shunned by the other boyars, and the few peasants that showed up to his estates did so specifically to pelt him with rotten fruit. Not a single uprising came about during that year, not even in the province of Kurland which had long sought its independence. Such was the popularity of my rule with the commoners.

As we finished work upon the Naval Manufacturies, we finally turned our eyes to the surrounding lands to see what could be done to further our strength. France still reigned supreme in the West, having thrown off the Papal alliance, and having taken Ulster from England. Poland was having a great deal of trouble- while it had annexed the Teutonic Order in '15 (giving Memel to Spain in return for Spain assistance), it was having a load of trouble with Prussia. Poland had waltzed in and annexed it in '13, only to be thrown out ten years later, then tried to fight a war with Prussia but ended up having to cede Pripet to them. Meanwhile, Poland played back-and-forth with Turkey, taking Cataract in one war and losing Bujak in another. Turkey itself was riding high, having taken Ragusa and Istria from Venice, and Austria had taken Sudeten and Moravia from Bohemia.

We stayed completely out of any alliances, for fear of being dragged into a war we were not ready for. We arranged a few Royal Marraiges, but that was about all. But in 1637, we were given a grand opportunity. Austria was looking for someone to keep pressure upon Poland and Turkey while in continued to war against Bohemia, and thus Austria requested that we join their alliance.

The debate in the palace raged for weeks. We had finally begun rebuilding our armies, and we felt ourselves ready for action in the north... but the southern border was still undermanned and ill-equipped. Given how martial Austria had been over the past decade, there was a great fear that we would quickly be drawn into a war, and were that war to be with Turkey, we would be lucky to keep a defense up. On the other hand, though, Austria had become one of the strongest states of Europe, and its armies struck fear into the hearts of its neighbors- the quality and superiority of Austrian guns was unquestioned. Were we to deny this offer, we might turn them against us; were we to accept, it could be the beginning of a long friendship.

I have always prided myself upon being able to look at the long-term situation when dealing in matters of state, and it was as such that I accepted Austria's request for an alliance. Perhaps we would take some short-term losses in the south; but that was only a perhaps, and in the meantime we would neutralize a country we had long feared would be a significant threat to us.

The alliance, it turned out, only lasted a few months before Brandenburg pulled out and it all fell apart. Unfortunately, before we could gain a new alliance with Austria, they fell to the sweet talk of the Poles, and they and Brandenburg both joined that alliance. We feared at the time that our destruction was nigh, for with such backing Poland would certainly attempt to push against us. But God was, as always, with us. Poland saw Prussia as the first country to be dealt with, and thus declared war on them in late '39. Then in October, the Hanseatic League declared war on Poland's ally Genoa, and Poland's alliance fell to shambles- only Poland joined Genoa in the war against Hanse. This time, we were ready, and we quickly offered an alliance to Austria. They happily accepted.


Memoirs of Tsar Mikhail III: 1541-1543, The Fall of Poland

Our worries about the belligerence of Austria proved themselves in June of 1642 when Austria declared war upon Bohemia- and their ally, Poland. However, by that time we were quite prepared for a war on our western flank (though, again, still not quite for one in the south). Our armies- each section having 90 guns for the quick taking of Polish forts- marched on to battle and quickly knocked the Poles aside. Our only real loss came in the north, and even then it was not really a loss of a battle so much as a loss of opportunity- the Swedes were at war with Poland as a part of their alliance with the Hanseatic League, and they managed to gain the high ground in Livonia before we could. Otherwise, the war was over nearly immediately, and it was only our greed in the hopes of gaining a large part of the Polish treasury that kept us from making a peace until January of 1643. We gained 65 ducats, Smolensk, and Polatva for our troubles. At the end of May, Austria would take Galicia, and at the beginning of the next year Sweden would gain Livonia.
 

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Memoirs of Alexis I: The Remains of Peace, 1645-1649

My father passed away before the way with Bohemia was 'officially' over; but as Bohemia was unconnected to us in any way, we had little interest in marching our armies through Austria to control lands that would be near impossible to defend. So we simply waited, and laughed at the Bohemian envoys that would show up every once in a while demanding payment. On February 1st of 1645- the first year of my reign- Bohemia offically agreed to a simple white peace as neither side had seen each other's armies in three years. A month later, Austria would gain 67 ducats from them to end the war, and peace was upon us again.

But it would not be a long peace, if I had any say in it. My father had grown up in the Palace, listening to his father and grandfather discus politics and intrigue- and therefore, he was quite happy to be in the Palace, dealing in politics and intrigue and the internal affairs of the nation. But he was a wise man, and knew that in time the need for men of marital knowledge would be paramount; once Russia's internal affairs were in final order, the time to strike would be upon us. Therefore, after receiving my education at the Palace, I was sent to join General Shein as his assistant. For twenty years, I stayed with the army, learning hold best to lead men and how to snatch victory from the chaos of battle. I was commended for honor for my actions at the seige of Smolensk, where the infantry charge I led finally drove the Poles from their forts and into the death of retreat.

When my father passed away, I made it clear that I had no interest in returning to the Palace to be away from my men; rather, I would rule from the field, and damn to any queasy boyar who could not stand to be close to the gunpowder and smoke. My court would be at my headquarters in Elbruz. I had grand plans in the south.

Needless to say, almost as soon as I had taken my title, the Duma attempted to wrest it from me, claiming that no good Tsar would ever leave the palace. But the vote was overwhelmingly defeated- some said that it would look bad while still trying to negotiate a peace with Bohemia, but most were simply terrified that I'd just lead my army to Moscow and shoot the lot of them. Quite frankly, I would have.

I soon proved myself to the boyars, however; even while in Elbruz I was able to set in motion the plans that would create a Stock Exchange in Moscow, to better gain profits from our trading ventures and to offer the government funds in its time of need. After that, most of the boyars were only too happy to let me lead from afar; most of them suddenly found themselves spending all of their days investing in stocks and attempting to make a profit.

And so I was allowed to turn to other affairs, namely, waiting for the right opportunity. We continued to build our army, we worked to colonize the reaches of Siberia, and we kept up a dialogue with Austria and Prussia, the two powers that seemed the most likely future threat to Russia.

In 1650, our waiting paid off. France once again went through one of her own times of troubles, allowing Savoy to declare its independence, then being castigated by the world once it crushed the independence movement. Soon France found Portugal, the Hanseatic League, Sweden, Cyrenacia, Granada, Mysore, Spain, Naples, Lorraine, England, Scotland and Genoa all at war with it simultaneously. France came out on top quite easily- taking Meath from England, Franche-Compte from Spain, and Wales from Scotland. But that was not what mattered to us- what mattered to us were France's allies. Or, more specifically, the lack of them. For France had a grand alliance with Poland, Bohemia, and Pskov; only Poland stood by France through her wars. Pskov and Bohemia demurred, and were kicked out of the alliance.

It must have been horrible to be in the Pskov court on the date of April 10th, 1650; for no sooner had France officially drummed it out of the alliance than we sent a declaration of war upon them.

The Eighty Days War, 1650

It was a very simple plan, and so long as our generals could carry it out, we were fine. We had left Welikia and Tula free of armies, in the hopes that Pskov would send its own army out in search of free pillage; we were quite gratified when news came that the Pskov army had moved south. We sent our armies in from Ingermanland and Estonia, and quickly laid seige to the capital. Pskov attempted to seige Welikia, but quite frankly, we had better guns and more of them. On July 1st, the capital fell, and the nobles still inside quickly agreed to join the Russian Empire. When news reached their army, their leaders immediately volunteered their services to our side. With a few careful appointments and arranged marriages, soon Pskov was as much a part of our country as Volgoda.

I had not left Ebruz during the war; I did not deem it necessary, and preferred to be ready to strike when opportunity presented itself. Which it did not. Now, I have many virtues. But patience is not one of them. After three more years of waiting, I decided to strike even if the iron was cold- damn the boyars who wrung their hands over our lack of reasons. We were ensuring the strength and survival of Russia, and that was reason enough for me.

The Persian War, 1654-1656

On January 15th of 1654, we declared war upon Persia. My army was divided into two main sections, which I felt was enough to cover the terrain down to the southern Persian coast. The resistance we met was incredibly light; occasionally, a small Persian milita would show up and be swatted away like a fly. Our biggest problem was not even the forts the Persians had erected, for all those save the ones around Tehran were modest at best. No, what was worst to us good Russians was the blinding, oppressive heat we faced. Nearly half of our armies were lost to us through poor forage, exhaustion, or fever. But we perservered. And we continually drew forth new troops from the Persians we had converted to Orthodoxy many years before- they were more than happy to show their brothers the true light of Christianity.

For nearly two years, we sweated and sweltered our way across the Persian deserts. Our only enemy was the heat- the Persians were happy to simply sit in their forts and shout taunts at us. But we got the last laugh. On November 12th, the last Persian city fell. What remained of the leaders of Persia came to us, asking to know what price we would set for leaving. We told them no price.

We were there to stay.

The old Muslim Persian order would be destroyed. We would bring Christianity- and support of Russia- to this region. We would reduce the city of Tehran if need be- Islam would be dead to this world.

That attitude of ours lasted for about three years. In the end, we had to abandon our course. In my grandfather's time, a unit of soldiers could be counted on to fall out of order and to loot and pillage; massacres of heathens was an easy thing to let happen. But in these more modern times, my soldiers were ill at ease with such whole-sale slaughter. Mostly, they wanted to stay indoors and away from the god-awful heat. After three years, we had barely made a dent in the populations of our conquests, and while we had converted some of the sparser areas to the north, the large cities of the south remained as strong- and as Muslim- as ever.

Therefore, it was decided to relent. We would allow the Muslims the peace to worship as they saw fit- it return, they would recognize us as their rulers. It was an uneasy agreement, but so far neither side has yet to go back upon it. Thus, Persia- and the southern sea ports, and the access to India- became part of the Russian Empire.

In the meantime, an event of horrible repercussions occured. France and England had, once again, come to blows; nothing that we particualarly cared about, nor nothing that didn't seem to happen once every decade. But upon this new war, England was allied to Prussia, and France allied to Poland- and they both decided to fight each other with great force. When a peace was signed in mid-July, 1660, Prussia took Lithuania and Podolia from Poland, and suddenly the Poles were split in two. For us, this was a rude awakening- both a reminder of the strength of the Prussian armies, as well as a call to grab what we could from Poland while we still had a border.


The Third Border Wars, 1660-1662

On the 6th, we declared war upon Poland ourselves. The eastern section of Poland was easy to take, as no troops remained (and none could get there without crossing through Prussian territory)- a few small detachements of troops and guns was all that was necessary to gain control. But getting Poland to agree to give them up- that would be tougher. I sent Khovanski- one of my better subordinates- to Ukraine to gather together an army for the seige on western Poland. We could access their lands through our ally Austria's territory, which gave us a great benefit- the ability to strike at Poland while letting Austria take the brunt of the counterattack. By August, the army was assembled, and General Khovanski was sent to lay waste to Eastern Poland- with an insistence that he take the capital as a final show of force.

The war seemed to be proceeding well, when news came from the capital. After the boyars raised a bit of a ruckus following our declaration of war upon Persia, I had agreed to sate them by helping fund their investements in the new Stock Exchange- an activity to which they seemed to flock to almost as quickly as to vodka. In Janurary of '61, then, a messenger arrived to let me know that our investitures in the Stock Exchange had gained us over 4000 ducats, and how did I wish them spent? (OOC- Raised the Stability investement to the max, then forgot to turn it back down after Stability was at +3, and thus spent four years with all investement going directly to my pocket. Oops.)

Well. Such money needed to be put to good use, and I knew what would assist the Empire best- we had for too many years relied upon the purchase of weapons from Austria and Prussia in order to outfit our army. Now was the time to create such factories in our own lands, so that we would not need to rely upon our neighbors to keep our armies in top shape. I directed one of my advisors to oversee the construction of such factories in Kazan, Uralsk, Donetsk, and Polotsk.

By 1661, things seemed to be going well- the factories were under construction, our army had reached Polish territory and begun a seige, and things were calm at the capital. But, as you might have guessed, our enemies decided to shake things up for us a bit. And so on June 17th, Turkey declared war upon us.

For all the fears my father had had of the Turkish armies, the war was anticlimactic. Perhaps the Turks sent their great legions after Austria, but for us, the war was a simple affair. Few Turkish troops appeared, and what few did were knocked back by our armies to allow us to conitnue our seiges. This was the advantage of having spent years in preparation- our armies were full strength and well equipped, while the Turks were exhausted from years of fighting their neighbors. On April 14th, news arrived that Khovanski had taken the Polish capital; two months later, the Turks were willing to give us what we wanted.

And, oh, what we had gained! From Turkey, we gained Sochi, Armenia, and 125 ducats; thus, we removed all Muslim rule from the north part of the Black Sea, and gained the gold mines of Armenia for our own wealth. From Poland, we took Mozyr and Chernigov, thus removing all Polish rule from Russian lands, and giving us a nice (that is, easily defensible) river border with the lands of Prussia. In addition, we were able to take Polish maps, which showed these 'new worlds' that we had so often heard the Spaniars and Portugese babbling about. A general outline of the entirely of Africa, the rest of the Chinese empire, the position of the "nippons" that we had heard of... these would be put to immediate use.


Russia's largest problem is, as my father detailed, its size. This is especially true when it comes to the navy- we had four seperate coastlines (the Baltic, the Black Sea, the Persian Gulf, and the Pacific), and the chance of a navy being able to get from one to the other was- well, before these maps were gained, it was impossible. But now, we could put plans into motion so that we could send our fleets from one to the other.

We saw four lands that we as yet unclaimed- Leone and Namaqua in Africa, Cochin in India, and Da Lat in Asia. These would not be the easiest lands to take, but were we able to, we could send our fleets from one to the next and be able to encircle the globe without fear of having only half of the navy arrive at port. Our goal would be to set up a trading post, and then expand it into a colony.

Our work to do such ended up taking most of my time, along with rebuilding the southern armies for our next campaign. Affairs at the palace kept falling farther and farther from my mind, and so finally I agreed to let Jukov- the leader of the Dumas- run a great deal of the day-to-day affairs of the empire while I focused upon the rest. He was a brilliant man, and with him as my assistant, the Empire was never better run (OOC- "Brilliant Minister" Special Event, all skills raised to 10!)

For twelve years, my focus was upon gaining Russia a colonial empire. By 1673, we had managed to turn Leone into a Colony of goodly size, turned Cochin into a colony and even taken a few neighboring areas as Trading Posts, and made colonies in Dai Lat and Namaqua.

But as we did so, I became more and more incensed by the presence of the Portugese in Indus. Their little colony was all that I could see between linking up our holdings in Persia and our new colonies in India. But how best to snatch it from them?

Eventually, the answer came to me- they were allied with Sweden. We were in a strong position vis a vis Sweden, and should Portugal be willing to join in defense of their ally, we could easily overwhelm the tiny garrison they had left in Indus; add that to taking a few provinces from Sweden, and we could likely take Indus as part of our peace with the Swedish alliance.

So plans were put into motion. Our northern troops were strengthened; we continued our writing campaign with Austria and Prussia; the latter to make a friend, the former to keep one.

Our plans were almost thrown into disarray in August of '72; Austria declared war upon France for some unknown reason. Austria, of course, asked us to join the alliance. But France held the colonies to the south of ours in India, and we had no way to defend ourself from French attack. The trading posts burned, the colony stolen- vision of disaster danced in our heads. And so we backed down. Austria was troubled, but still willing to join us again in an alliance immediately after. So at least some disaster was averted.

The Fourth Border Wars, 1673-1677

On January 2nd of 1673, we declared war upon Sweden. Our armies stayed in place to the north; we would let the Swedes march through the winters to throw themselves upon us. In the south, though, we quickly moved against Sweden's ally Portugal.

We made short work of the Portugese, but the Swedes nearly had us. Outnumbered and outgunned, they still showed incredible bravery. Their leaders knew tactics we had never thought of, and even when we outnumbered them 10 to 1 we considered ourselves lucky to win.

Then, on Feburary 7th, Turkey once again raised its hand against us with a declaration of war. Our troops were still somewhat battered from the last war; it was hoped we have given better than we had got.

Then we received a larger shock when a large army of Indians showed up and attacked us in Indus- they called themselves the 'Mysore', from what I later gathered. Our troops were lucky to hold them off, and what few resources we could spare from the war against Turkey were rushed to defend our captured territory in Indus. But worse was to come- the Mysore swept south, and captured Cochin and burned our trading posts around it- the very vision of disaster which had kept us from fighting the French! Then, to make matters worse, a small band of Turks grabbed Namaqua, meaning we would have to make further gains against the Turks in order to even things out.

By mid '74, things had gotten a bit more under control. We had lost Cochin, but held Indus, and no further progress could really be made. The Turks once again never sent armies against us in force, and we were able to take what provinces we needed for a peace; we gained Persis, Azerbadjan, and 125 ducats. Now our holdings in the south are even easier to defend, and the next Turkish war will likely see us begin fighting for the Balkans.

Now, as the year 1675 begins, we plan to throw everything we have against the Swedes. Their armies are small, but they pack a great deal of punch. We have managed to take Savolaks and Livonia; but our losses in India- combined with a Swedish unit getting into our rear and rampaging through Oneda- has emboldened the Swedes and they refuse to admit defeat. But our armies are stronger, and we shall take our due if it takes the next decade.



Memoirs of Feodor III: The Fourth Border War, 1673-1677

In the summer of 1675, the Empire nearly split asunder. We had driven the Swedes from Nyland and pushed heavily into their homeland when my father, Tsar Alexi I, suffered a stroke. He was completely incapacitated- while I and the rest of my family believed he still could understand what was going on around him and what was being said to him, he had no real ability to respond or communicate with anyone. Our great leader was gone.

Jukhov, leader of the Duma, used this opportunity to finish his own scheming. He called the Duma together and insisted that Alexi be removed as Tsar due to his inability to govern. For his replacement, Jukhov humbly suggested himself as the only one of enough government experience to truly reign. Given the current war with the Swedes, he claimed that letting me, the rightful heir, take over would be tantamount to handing victory to the tenacious northerners.

For two weeks, the debates raged, the bribes flew, and intrigues were placed and revealed. While our troops continued to fight for the glory of Tsar Alexi, their leader and fellow soldier, I found myself fighting for my life; maybe more than just politically, for Jukhov himself would be found poisoned in his bedchamber. Many were quick to blame me for that; I felt it improper to point out that there were at least three Duma members being cuckolded by Jukhov and two more being blackmailed by him.

In early June, the Duma finally relented and selected me to take the title of Tsar for myself. After Jukhov's death, the intriguers and schemers had fallen into smaller factions, and each was easily placated with small bribes of patronage when it became clear that they could not truly win the office on their own. And so I took up the reigns of government to finish off the war my father had begun, and to win the glory he had sought. (OOC: Political Crisis, -3 Stability)

My role in that part, however, was mostly perfunctory. The troops were already in motion by the time I was given command, and there was little to be done save to hope they succeeded. They did not completely- the seige on the Swede's capital was abandoned after too many losses- but enough was gained that we could force the Swedes to the table. For our troubles, we took Savolaks and Port Indus- for I saw what my father wished to accomplish in India, and thought it a plan worth keeping.

But our rejoicing would quickly end, for on September 18th- a mere 11 days after signing the peace with Sweden- Denmark would declare war upon us. We were in a lousy spot- the only armies available against the Danes were the same ones so broken by the fighting with Sweden. But we had no other choice- we drew what troops we could from the Prussian border, and paid fine bonuses to anyone willing to volunteer. Somehow, we scavenged together an army that was able to hit the Danes in Norway and drive them back. First Finnmark fell, and we offered a white peace to the Danes to have the matter done with. But their blood was up, and they would not yet make a deal. Fearing that what we had gained would soon be lost, we held our ground and rushed reinforcements to the area. The Danes counterattacked, but their armies were nothing compared to the Swedes, and our troops easily held them off. In early 1677, we finally had gathered enough together to push forward on the attack, and soon the Danes were losing all of their hold on Norway. They responded by blockading our ports in the Baltic and attempting the occasional landing in Estonia, but they were driven back with ease.

On May 19th, they relented, and agreed to hand us Finmark and Narvia for their temerity in declaring war upon us.

Thus ended the war; now was the time for peace. We would rebuild our armies and continue the developement of our Indian and African colonies. Then, when war would strike again, we would be ready to make great gains...
 

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Russia seems to be expanding rather rapidly, well done. Next time, one would suggest that you turn off the majors, so you can annex Poland. It sounds like France might end up being a threat, they are certainly expanding in spite of signicant efforts to stop them.
 

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Chengar- Thanks! As for annexing Poland- maybe next time, but in this game there was no real possibility. Every time I started to do well against Poland, I'd have Sweden and/or Turkey (or both!) declare war upon me, and I couldn't devote the resources to holding those two off *and* doing a full conquest of Poland. By the time Poland was small enough to be easily annexed, it was divided in twain by Prussia, and I have no interest in having a holding of two land-locked provinces seperated from my main empire.

As for France- yep, they're the big dog and bad boy of this game. But I've got plans for some of their colonial holdings, and I don't think they'll be too happy with me in a little while... :D