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Situation: GC, v. 1.9. Difficulty: Very Hard. Aggressiveness: Aggressive.


It was in December of the Year of Our Lord 1491 that Tsar Ivan III called his advisors together- including myself, Nikotin Ivanovitch Konradov.

We had made fair progress in removing the Mongols from our territory and making ourselves independent. But that was not enough for Ivan the Good- he wished to return Moscow to the true glory it had held before the Golden Hordes had descended upon our lands. There was talk amongst the boyars of a final return to the glory days; some even talked of uniting all of the true Christians under the Russian banner and freeing them from the Islamic domination in the east and the Catholic domination in the west.

In retrospect, such talk was foolishness, but we were young and fueled by our victories over the Mongols. We had a brilliant Tsar in Ivan, and wonderful leader in Striga-Oblenski, and the feeling that our destiny was nigh... it was hard not to become over-confident.

Which is exactly why Ivan had asked us to convene. Shut away from the more exuberant boyars, we could accurately and calmly decide what the best next course of action would be.

Our first major concern was with Poland-Lithuania. The Poles had set themselves up as the protectors against the Horde, and as such managed to drive the Horde out of many Russian lands. However, rather than returning those lands to us, the Poles decided to keep them for themselves. Our new independence- especially when compounded by the gains we expected to make- would set us up as a major threat to the Poles, and we expected that a war would come eventually. But we knew that we were not yet ready to face the massive cavalry and highly drilled troops of the Poles, and so we decided it would be best to instead work diplomatically against them rather than militarily. There were a great many Germanic states that saw the Poles as a threat- by aligning with them, perhaps we could surround the Poles and keep them at bay. Or, at the very least, focus their attention to the west rather than the east.

Second were the Turks. The Ottoman Empire held no borders with us- nor did we expect them to for a while- but as the self-styled protectors of the Islamic states, we knew that our eventual actions against the Khanates to the east would raise their ire. We would have to ensure that we held no direct border with the Ottomans until such a time as we thought we could hold them at bay. Which was certainly not right then.

Then discussion fell towards the smaller nations that surrounded us, and which we should liberate first. To the east were the Khanates of Kazan and the remnants of the Golden Horde; the lands they held were rich in materials and in Russians looking to be freed. But to the west were the Teutons, who, like the Poles, had set themselves up as the rulers of Russians in the guise of protectors. While Ingermanland was a much smaller prize than all of the Khanates, the access to a port would give us a better stand in controlling the northern markets.

The debate over which to move against first lasted a week. Both the Khanates and the Teutons were currently unaligned; but we expected that the Teutons would shortly find friends in Germany- quite probably with the Poles- and thus if we did not attack the Teutons first, we might not gain the chance later. But weighed against this was the fact that the Teutons' lands were broken up, and there was no way we could move fully against them until we had allies with navies- which would mean further delay, giving the Teutons a chance to find the allies it needed.

It is with no small amount of pride that I state that it was a plan of my design that caught the eyes- and the minds- of my fellows, and so delighted them that when we presented our plans to Ivan and Striga-Oblenski, it was with one voice. Ivan paid little attention, prefering to focus upon the rebuilding of Moscow, but gave us full bore to proceed...
 

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1492-1493: The First Khanate Wars

We immediately proceeded with the re-organization of the army. 10,000 new infantry regulars were raised in Moscow for Lt. General Striga-Obolenski's command, and troops were shuffled back and forth until Striga had a full force of 80,000 (70/10/0) in Moscow. This was nearly all of our infantry, but only the smallest part of our cavalry- but we expected little use of horsemen in the coming fight, and had no interest in watching such noble- and expensive- troops starve to death on the Kazan steppes.

On March 27th, we declared war upon Kazan. Striga-Obolenski understood our plan quite well, and immediately set it in to motion... by doing absolutely nothing. The Russian armies trained a little, drilled a little, but mostly just rested. It was a brilliant show.

To good a show, I'm afraid to say. Tsar Ivan had, as I said, not paid much attention to the details of our plan and saw our inactivity as treason. My titles and lands were stripped from me, and I spent three days in the dungeon before my fellow boyars managed to convince the Tsar that we *wanted* the army to stand still for the time being.

Thankfully, the Tsar had dared not to move against Striga-Obolenski for fear of destroying the army's morale, and S-O (as I shall now refer to him, to keep my hand from cramping up) continued with the plan unfettered.

For Kazan had fallen completely into our trap. Seeing that our armies were too scared to advance into Kazan (and probably hearing of the 'internal turmoil' that was my arrest), they went on the attack and trhew their armies forward against the undefended Vladimir. Ivan fretted no end about the thought of Kazan hordes running through our backyard, but they were really little threat- Vladimir was well fortified, and the Kazan army too short on infantry to mount an effective assault.

S-O, on the other hand, had *plenty* of infantry for assaults. And now the main part of the Kazan defense was one hundred miles and one major river crossing away from their homelands.

Once S-O knew the Kazan were committed to a northern attack, he acted- thank the Lord- with an amazing speed and strength of purpose. By the 19th of April, he had arrived in Ryazan and tossed aside the small defensive force; by the 23rd, the fortress was a shambled wreck from his overwhelming assault. The army was then split, and S-O took 30,000 infantry to Tambow, while his subordinate Colonel Lapunov took 40,000 infantry and 10,000 cavalry to Lipetsk.

By the 8th of June, both Lipetsk and Tambow were taken by assault, and S-O proceeded to Kazan proper while Lapunov rushed to Vorones. Speed was critical now, for the Kazan army had gained word of our exploits. They had dropped the seige on Vladmir and were desperately rushing back to their homeland. On the 17th, they arrived in Ryazan and placed it under seige.

On July 3rd, Lapunov secured the surrender of Vorones; this left the entirety of the war up to General Striga-Obolenski. He arrived in Kazan on the 5th, and then it became a race. If the Kazan army could reclaim Ryazan before S-O took Kazan, we would likely have to face the Kazani army in a battle it was my fervent hope to avoid. However, God, Striga-Oblenski, and massive amounts of infantry were on our side- our assault crushed the Kazan capital on the 13th, and on the 14th Kazan capitulated and surrendered to us.

Our plan had worked well. For not only were all of the provinces of Kazan now ours, but the Kazani army had surrendered to us, too. Made up mostly of Russian Orthodox soldiers with a few Muslim Khanate leaders, they were *more* than happy to cast off those Muslim officers and accept a few of their fellow Russians as leaders.

In the end, Laputov had- roughly rounded- about 27,000 infantry and 7,000 cavalry left, while S-O had about 23,000 infantry. Our losses, therefore, had been about 30,000 infantry and 3,000 cavalry- most lost to desertion and disease. But we gained 13,000 infantry and 18,000 cavalry under Colonel Vorontsov, meaning we had taken only a few net numerical losses... and saved ourselves a great deal of money in future cavalry hiring.

I was quite satisfied with myself. My plan had been quite the success, and Tsar Ivan had apologized for his previous 'confusion'. And most of the people of Moscow were thrilled by our successful liberation of their brothers and sisters in Kazan. Some of the boyars called for the return of the army for a hero's welcome to Moscow, but Ivan (thankfully) vetoed that; there was still plenty of work to be done in the east, and no point losing men by marching them back and forth over the steppes needlessly. So, instead, we had a grand public wedding between Count Vassili Andropov and Lady Greta, niece to the King of Bohemia. Greta confessed to me an amazement of how happy her union seemed to make our people... I merely smiled and kept quiet. No need to bust her bubble.

The rest of the year was quiet; we shuffled our armies a bit to prepare for the coming war with the Golden Horde, and we graciously accepted an offer from Moldavia to have Ivan's cousin Natasha marry one of their Dukes. News came, much belatedly, that Spain had finished their 'reconquista' by annexing Granada. We enjoyed the thought that soon our own 'reconquista' would be achieved.


1493 saw 90 gold in the Tsar's coffers; the money was immediately placed into sending merchants to the world. We had a strong place in the Novgorod market (as should be expected); our next choice of expansion was into Ishafan. It was a good market- not as good as Venice, of course, but better than Genoa- and while expensive to get to, had a *much* smaller group attempting to gain control of it than the huge, chaotic Venetian market. This would be our major trading plan- focus upon the mediocre markets that no one else cared about. Our returns might not *seem* so high in comparision, but we would have less expenses. And 90 gold was truly not enough money to ensure control over the major markets.

We also managed to implement our first step in our plans to create an anti-Polish alliance. Denmark was quite pleased to join us in an alliance, and we were thrilled to have their help. Now the border with Sweden was secure, and we could count on the Danes to keep the Batlic Sea clear of our enemies.

In February, we recieved horrible news- though not the worst we would get that year. Turkey had settled a peace with the Mameluks- and for its troubles, Turkey gained Judea, Nuyssaybin, and 39 gold. Our enemy to the south grows stronger. Never a good thing for us.

Our plans against the Golden Horde were unfortunately slowed down by a complete lack of courage on the part of the Russian nobility. Oh, certainly, the last time we had sent them an ultimatim, the diplomat so charged had been returned to Moscow in several small barrels. Still, there should have been *someone* brave enough to take such a risk for the glory of the state. Unfortunately, it was not until late May that we finally managed to convince Count Vladmir to send his imbicele brother-in-law to the Golden Horde court with a declaration of war pinned to his shirt.

The war on the Golden Horde was a staid affair, with none of the flashy manuever of our war with Kazan. The armies of the Horde were weak, but dangerous given the large river that split their country. Therefore, S-O split his force into three parts. 24,000 infantry under his direct command would proceed to attack Samara. 12,000 infantry and 3,000 cavalry under Charmilles would proceed to secure and eastern crossing in Kujbyschew, and 17,000 cavalry would be sent to Bogutjar to secure the western crossing. S-O assaulted and won Samara, then proceeded westward to link up and proceed with the assaults. Charmilles took the brunt of the fight as the main Horde force (2/8) attacked him, but he was able to fight them off and keep the crossing secure.

I do not have many details of this war, I am afraid. Partially, it is because it was a very standard, very boring war- we crushed their armies, then assaulted their cities one by one, until we had the whole of the country by late August and officially annexed them on September 1st. But mostly, it is because I spent that summer running for my life....
 
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Corrado: This is great stuff. I like how you explain your stratagies, I like the narrative flavor. Don't listen to Coeur de Lion: He is a pinched ungrateful shrew and there is nothing wrong with conquering the world in time for tea. ;)
 

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Sgt. Bloomfield- Thanks very much! I always enjoy discussing grand (and not-so-grand) strategy for games I play, and annoy the hell out of my room-mates with such. :)

As for conquering the world... *unlikely* at this point. P-L and Persia still have some kick-ass armies and a hair trigger. But we'll see how it develops... should opportunity fall in my lap, I plan to take advantage of it...
 
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doin good I hope that u can annex the uzbeks in time
to be able to convert em hehe.
My strategies usuallly revolve around pure purging
of the other faiths. When I take Astrakhan or Crimea
I set the religios tolerances for muslims to nil
and let them revolt all they want ensuring that
I could eventually convert them back to what they
should be hehe...
 

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Ha! The classic New Thread/Post Reply switch! ;) Well down for a youngster. Take some advice from an oldtimer. Rename the thread "Please ignore this" (or something) then edit your post to read. "I hit the wrong button. Please ignore this and don't post to this thread." Now, sit back, relax and watch the post count go up. It's fun, trust me. :D

Here's five quid that says you can get 50 replies before Warspite is sober enough to shut the thread down. :D
 

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Well, as he seems to be talking about the Russians, and I'm the only person on the first page with a Russain AAR, I'll assume he's talking about me and reply accordingly.

At the very least, this will get my post count up! ;)

I *completely* agree with you, eluminate. Russia has three choices in terms of religion: Muslim-friendly, Christian-friendly, or tolerate 'em all.

The problem with Muslim friendly is that it's paradoxical: you're patching up things with the Muslim governments you plan on conquering anyways. Sure, you can run Crimea and Astrakhan with no real problems, but you're pissing off the Christian nations to your west... and the Christian nations are more likely to attack you and cause you problems.

Tolerate 'am all has the advantage of being *generally* able to avoid rebellion, but they'll still pop up every once in a while.

So I prefer to keep Christian (Catholic, Protestant, Reformed) at moderate levels, and drop Muslim to the minimum. I'll only piss off the countries I want to attack anyways, and Muslim Crimea is still easier to reduce and convert than, say, Tula.

'Course, once Ukraine gets hit with a "Conversion to Islam" Random Event, watch my strategy change *real* quick....
 
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Originally posted by Sgt. Bloomfield
Corrado: This is great stuff. I like how you explain your stratagies, I like the narrative flavor. Don't listen to Coeur de Lion: He is a pinched ungrateful shrew and there is nothing wrong with conquering the world in time for tea. ;)

:D:D:D

Ignore the lunatic Bloomfield. He'll come along and form a rebellion in that lovely gold province of Samara just to keep it for himself.

As for Couer de Lion. Wonderful chap. Funny, humorous and more as well. What's more I've found him a great source of useful advice on the game.

Right. Must dash off and practice my heavy sabre routine stuff before dawn:D:D:D:D

p.s. Dawn is a lovely girl too but knows sod all about EU so we talk about other things like wine and embroidery
 

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Lionheart- hmmm. But he tells me to ignore everything *you* say. I wonder why? :D

Oh, and a quick poll for those following this AAR. I'm playing the GC, not the IGC, so the "Time of Troubles" for Russia tends to just be a really pathetic (1/1/1) monarch- there may be some bad Random Events tied to it, but I haven't really noticed that. So- will it be acceptable to merely go through the ToT as Russia as the GC plays it and be accepting (after all, it's an alternate history, so perhaps Russia is more stable and less given to such horrible internal turmoil), or am I going to get people decrying me as a cheat for not editing the save file and knocking my Stability down to -3 and DoWing Sweden and Poland-Lithuania as a 'better' representation? :eek:

In any case- on with the memoirs....
 

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A Small Peace, 1494-1495

It was in late July of '93 that a Spanish envoy came to the Tsar's castle. He was full of great spirit, and requested a chance to make an announcement before the court. We were somewhat bored with sitting around and waiting for Striga-Oboleski's dispatches, and so we allowed him his say.

With a great flourish, he unrolled a vellum scroll and read the announcement that Spain, with its great allies Milan, Naples, Lorraine, The Palintat, and Poland-Lithuania, had declared war upon France, and her weasley allies of Helvetia, The Papal States, Navarra, and Savoy. Most of the court was quite bemused by this- especially the idea of Poland trying to send troops off to fight France- and quickly the boyars (and, I must admit, the Tsar himself) began making bets upon who would stand and who would fall by the time the war was ended.

I, on the other hand, was a bit perplexed. And while the rest of the court had their attention upon Viscount Glinki setting odds on the Papal States being crushed, I pulled the Spanish envoy aside and queried him on how Spain had managed to pull Poland-Lithuania into their alliance.

"'Twas a mutual deal," he replied, "they would offer us extra troops for our war with France, and we would loan them some ships for their war with the Teutonic Knights."

A bit flabbergasted, I asked him to repeat himself, and he expressed amusement that we here in Russia had not yet heard of Poland's declaration of war upon the Teutonic Order.

I was a dead man.

I quietly and expiditiously excused myself from the court and fled to my home. Quickly I gathered what I would need for an extended stay in the country, asked my manservant Yuri to look after the house and my wife, and rode a horse as quickly out of the city as possible.

Once Tsar Ivan found out that Poland was to take the Teutons, he would be livid. Poland would then have blocked us off from any ports that might bring in extra trade and settlers. Our current involvement in the war with the Horde meant that we could not easily turn our forces around for the attack- assuming that our forces were even enough to take on the Teutonic castles. And *I* had been the one who insisted upon attacking the Khanates first- thus, I would be the scapegoat.

For months I traveled as a vagabond, selling my baubles here or there in order to raise money for a room to stay in or for food. I was impoverished and alone- but at least I was alive, and not in that foul, dank dungeon that so many boyars ended up in.

But soon, that would come to an end- in November, I was at the small town of Mordlov, eating my supper at a local inn, when who should walk in but the Tsar, surrounded by guards. I believed my time was up, that I had finally been tracked down, and decided to surrender. I stood up and hailed Tsar Ivan.

His reaction was not what I had expected- he broke into a broad smile, and embraced me. I was petrified, unknowing what was in store. Ivan stated that he was surprised to see me back so soon. My fear was overcome by confusion, and I asked him what he meant. He leaned in and whispered that Yuri had told him all about my secret plan. I nodded- it seemed like the thing to do. Ivan talked about my brilliance and courage, how I had slipped into the Teutonic lands and offered my services as a diplomat to help end the war. I nodded, a bit more vigorously. Ivan raved about how, by getting the Poles to sign a peace treaty with the Teutons, I had not only left open the way for Russian expansion, I had ensured that it would be open for five years- the length of the peace treaty. I nodded my head more vigourously, and made a note to myself to find out what I was paying Yuri, and to double it. Ivan begged me to join him for dinner, and to accompany him back to Moscow, where I would be heralded for my actions. I agreed to the dinner, but suggested that perhaps we should keep the affair private- were Poland to realize the part we had played in the peace, they would surely take offense and perhaps declare war upon us. Ivan started and quickly agreed. We discussed politics well into the night.


The years 1494 and 1495 passed quickly and peacefully. Our twin goals were to isolate Poland-Lithuania, and to prepare for the coming war with the Teutons. In the former, we enticed Hungary, Moldavia and Bohemia to join our growing alliance; in the latter, we placed a great emphasis on developing a better catapult. We also watched with some amusement- and some worry- the results of the war out west. France and Spain ended up making a white peace in April of '95, but before it was over, a great deal of money would pass back and forth between the smaller states, and the Papal States would give up Romagna to Naples. In the news most unsettling to me, Milan made a quick peace with Savoy, the Papal States, and Navarra so that it could annex Helvetia- but after such, its troops were broken and spent, and France had no problem annexing Milan in turn. I considered this a great warning to expansionist Russia; were we to grow too far too fast, we would exhaust ourselves and leave ourselves open to easy pickings by the twin vultures Poland and Turkey.

Oh, and as for Yuri- while I doubled his pay, I could not double everything he was apparently getting from me, for my wife was far too old to provide me with a second daughter. I was livid, and soundly chided both he and my young Nikita- for if *I* could find out about this commoner fooling with my daughter, so could any of my political enemies! I demanded a better form of discretion.

One might question my allowing the scoundrel to live- certainly other fathers would have been quick to turn a Yuri out upon his ear. But a man as intelligent, quick-witted, and devious as Yuri had turned out to be? Oh, no- a scoundrel like that I wanted *in* the family, and *certainly* not an enemy. Perhaps now Yuri was too low of station and poor of coin to marry my daughter- but I had plans for him. Big plans.
 

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The War with Teuton, 1496-98
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The Long Peace, Part I 1498-1503

In February of 1496, we had finished the design of a new type of catapult- a 'canon', it was called. Firing metal balls with a great deal more force and accuracy than our catapults, it was just the thing we needed to assault the mighty fortresses of the Teutons. We took a small loan from the bank in order to raise 4 regiments of cannon in Novgorod.

On September 1st, we were ready. The cannon had arrived, and Striga-Obolenski had done a fine job of training his units to get used to these things firing during the battle- a good thing, for the loud explosions they made generally spooked the horses, and we feared a barrage of fire at the enemy might cause our *own* cavalry to retreat. Pleased with our preparations, Ivan made an official declaration of war against the Teutons, and sent an envoy to request the assistance of our allies.

To our surprise, the Teutons also called upon Courland to join the war on their side. The other boyars were ecstatic- by taking Courland, we could reach *all* of the Teuton lands, and perhaps add a full four new provinces to our command- including the great Center of Trade at Courland! For my part, I was apprehensive... the example of Milan was still large in my mind, and I wondered whether we would not find more misery than gain in such a course...

The winter went by with no real action on our part. We had no interest in losing men- and especially cannons- to the weather by trying to forage in other lands. We would wait for the spring to make our attack. The Teutons, however, saw no problem in braving the weather, and S-O's army in Novgorod was hit several times by small Teuton forces- all of whom were turned back with little loss.

While the winter raged, the Tsar's advisors were called yet again to discuss the post-war plans. We were making good money- 127 ducats at the start of 1497- and the question was how best to use it. The more militant boyars called for a raising of more troops- by conquering other lands, we could increase our tax base and push our economy past our neighbors'. The other boyars suggested adding to the infrastructure of our country through the production of a refinery in Novgorod- the sale of good vodka would give the treasury a nice boost, and possibly draw more trade our way should the rest of Europe get a taste for Russian liquor.

I kept out of most of the discussion, for I had my own ideas. The military solution was horrible- again, thoughts of countless wars with an overwhelming number of neighbors filled my head with fears of the Russians becoming vassals yet again. The idea of a refinery was *interesting*, but the amount of money spent for the amount of money gains seemed too high. There was a better solution, one which I knew the boyars would *never* discuss.

So I slipped out of the conference at the earliest opportunity, and made my way to see the Tsar. I explained to him my plan- using our surplus moneys to create a new bureaucracy devoted to collecting the taxes and keeping the peace. A civil service devoted completely to the Tsar alone- and thus, taxes would no longer go from the peasants to the boyars to the Tsar (and being 'lost' or underreported along the way), but rather directly to the Tsar. The boyars would whine and complain, for their power would be lessened- but who should be the more powerful, the Tsar or the boyars? The Tsar thought my plan was brillinat, and asked me to come up with a list of people to head up such a service in Moscow and Novgorod. I had a small list already made, on the top of which was a certain manservant of great skills...

In March, dreadful news reached the palace- the alliance between Courland and the Teutons had given Poland a sneaky way to return to the war, and on the 8th Poland had declared war on Courland, and by extension, the Teutons. Suddenly, it was a race to see who could gain what from the Teutons first. But we were at the distinct disadvantage- the winter weather was still horrible in the north, and S-O did not forsee being able to progress until April at the earliest. I worried about S-O: the daring man whose speed had gained us Kazan now seemed to have turned conservative and cautious.

On May 1st, S-O finally arrived in Ingermanland, and began the siege. Soon, a breach in the walls had occured, and S-O order the assault- one which ended quickly and with little losses, according to his reports. These new cannon were perfect for getting holes in enemy forts and for routing small armies. If only they were not so expensive...

S-O was told to move quickly to Estonia, but before he began he was too late- news reached the palace that on the 19th of May Courland had officially surrendered to Poland, and had been annexed. The more militant wing of the boyars were incensed, for now we had lost the chance to take all of the Teuton's lands and Courland, but I was quite happy- now there would need to be no debate over whether to push for it all or not.

On July 5th, S-O arrived in Estonia and began the seige. The first assault was thrown off, but the second assault succeeded, and Estonia surrendered on the 7th of October. S-O proceeded southwards to Livonia.

On Novmeber 2nd, we received word from our ally Denmark that they had signed a seperate peace with the Teutons, and gained 49 ducats for their troubles. We were of mixed opinions- while we wanted that money for ourself, the fact that Denmark made gains as our ally would likely keep them in the fold for later wars. On the 8th, word arrived that S-O was in Livonia and seiging the Teuton's main stronghold.

On the 26th of January came bittersweet news to the capitol. Striga-Obolenski had personally led the second assault upon the Livonian fortress in the hopes of keeping his troops' morale up, and while the battle was won, the general was killed during the fighting. The churches were immediately order to peal their bells in honor of this man, and he would be given a resting place of great honor and dignity. Some talked about starting a wall around the capitol and interring the bodies of heroes there, a plan I see great merit within.

With their capitol in ruins, the Teutons were more than happy to give us whatever we wanted, which was Estonia, Ingermanland, and whatever money they had (which turned out to be a paltry 4 ducats).

For my efforts in the wars of expansion, Tsar Ivan bestowed greater lands upon me, and named me a Viscount. The title was nice, but perfunctory; I had his ear, and that was all I truly needed.

For a while, then, Russia had peace. We placed new baliffs to extend our tax base and increase the Tsar's power; we offered Royal Marriages to most of Europe and had most of them accepted; and we paid off the loan we had taken for the guns. We also watched as Poland and its allies (Spain, Naples, Lorraine, Palintat, Cologne, Hannover) fought a war with Turkey (Wallachia, Georgia, Cyrencia, Tripoli), which in 1502 ended with Turkey giving Bujak to Poland. Perhaps we should have jumped upon Poland then... but that would have strengthened the Turk, and we had much internal work to do.


Then, in late 1502, Tsar Ivan III the Good passed away from a sudden illness. We were shocked by the sudden loss of our great Tsar- especially with Vassily so far away from being able to take over. The more powerful boyars- which, unfortunately, did not include myself- stepped in to make themselves the regency council, to take Ivan's place until his successor was ready. I worried that dark days would soon be ahead for my country...
 

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Originally posted by Lionheart


:D:D:D

Ignore the lunatic Bloomfield. He'll come along and form a rebellion in that lovely gold province of Samara just to keep it for himself.

As for Couer de Lion. Wonderful chap. Funny, humorous and more as well. What's more I've found him a great source of useful advice on the game.

Right. Must dash off and practice my heavy sabre routine stuff before dawn:D:D:D:D

p.s. Dawn is a lovely girl too but knows sod all about EU so we talk about other things like wine and embroidery

Dont listen to anyone. Except me.

Just conquer the world right away. :D
 

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The Long Peace, Part II 1503-1512

The Regency Council quickly suspended the idea of implementing tax collectors throughout the realm, feeling such an action would continue to erode their power. Thankfully, they did not dismiss those that had already been hired- their native greed refused to allow them to get rid of a practice that was bringing money into the royal coffers (and, I suspect, their own pockets as a result).

The new design for action was diplomacy, which seemed strange given the lack of new diplomats we were receiving; but given our poor relations with all but our immediate allies, I can understand some of the purpose. The focus became Pskov, the small country to our west, and over the next two years a full five letters were sent to the King of Pskov, resulting in a small dialogue that really went nowhere (OOC: Relations went from -28 to +11 over five letters).

Thankfully, in 1505 young Vassilli III was old enough to take the reins of government, and even more thankfully the Regency Council decided to step back without much fuss. Vassilli immediately undertook a number of reforms, all designed to reduce the power of the boyars and to increase his own: new tax collectors would be sent to every part of our realm; the corpulent and incompetent Gdjask (who was rich and had bribed the Council well to gain his seat) would be forced out as the head of the military and replaced by General Glinksi, a strong leader who showed great skill and bravery in the war with the Teutons; reforms in argiculture production would turn into a near revolution of production (random event, Agricultural Revolution, Oct 1506) and I would be brought back into the royal fold as a close advisor, and my titles and lands would increase. Which, I feel, was definitely a smart move on the part of Tsar Vassilli.

For the first sixteen years of Vassilli's reign, then, we focused upon rebuilding the economy and rebuilding the army. Wars sprung out all around us, but we stayed focused upon our internal problems. In December of '06, France would declare war upon England, and shortly thereafter Scotland and Portugal would as well; before it was over, England would have forced Scotland to pay 250 ducats in reparations, but would lose Cornwall, Leinster, and Connaught to France. In November of 1507, Persia and the Mameluks would declare war upon Iraq, with Iraq eventually ending the war by paying 81 ducats to Persia.


By 1512, we were ready. A great army had been built in the south of our realm, and Glinksi was at the head of it, waiting for the word to invade Astrakhan. On our west border, we had a medium force, hopefully strong enough to take on Poland should they decide to take arms against us.

And so, on the 1st of January, Tsar Vassilli declared war upon the Muslim Astrakhan, in the hopes of freeing the last of the Orthodox Russians still under Muslim rule....