Onto His Royal Majesty Ladislaus von Wittelsbach-Luxemburg, by the Grace of God King of Bohemia and Hungary, Margrave of Moravia, Duke of Styria, Duke of Lusatia, Duke of Silesia, Prince-Elector of the Holy Roman Empire, Grandmaster of the Knights of the Cross of the Red Star, Arch-Cupbearer of the Empire, Arch-Hunter of the Empire.
By Christ’s wounds, man, it seems you are really yearning to sleep with Our cousin. Or, oh, maybe you would call it love? All right, let it be, but then why on earth should We help you in getting what We were denied? Why on earth should We grant you Our forgiveness, this way clearing your way toward Our cousin’s bed while your men killed someone We loved?
And, man, you take Us a fool. You are speaking about Heinrich and Canossa, saying you would do the same for Us --- now We may be a fool, but We do know that Emperor Heinrich later broke each and every promises he made to the Vicar of Christ, later even making His Holiness flee the Eternal City. Heinrich was insincere. Now We cannot decide, either you wanted to let Us know that your awowing of misdeeds would be insincere (that We already know), either you wanted to ridicule Us, or maybe you yourself were the fool? We cannot decide.
Furthermore, you seem to misss the point. Your vice against Us was warring against Our husband, killing him. By Christ, your agents dared to say even that he, Anton, was the criminal! Yet again: We regard you either untalented, unfit to rule, as you were unable to constrain your direct vassal to obedience; in the other, more likely case, We regard you Our enemy, because you ordered your vassal to kill Our husband. Either way, you are the one most guilty in murdering Anton von Savoy, and this we cannot forgive you. There were three men able to prevent my husband’s death and Our following misery: one was too naive, one was not interested, the third was you.
But either way: We are tired of this all. We are tired of you, of the miseries We lived through and cannot forget, We are tired of your ceaseless molestation, your lies, your barely-hidden mockery. And now We do not even want anything. Neither reparations, neither justice. We are tired. We were sorely tried and now We are broken. You may be proud of yourself.
This upcoming marriage does not have Our blessing - not that it would make any difference, as We can do nothing but curse the day when you will be able to call Us your in-law sister, and your victim your in-law brother. Sometimes We fancy We will kill ourselves on that day.
But do whatever you wish. Do whatever pleases you. Endure the assuredly hard punishments your uncle and Our dying, naive, benevolent father imposed on you. Do whatever you wish, mock Us, ridicule Us, go on. There is no justice on the Earth. And We have no business with you.
Written by her own hand in Nürnberg,
Anna Gryphon