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robots eh? what country? :)
 

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The Gonzo said:
Not another one!

AAAAAAAGH

haha yeah...there have been quite a lot of those Germany AARs :p
 

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Try something like Mega-Tibet. Everyone wants to see Robots obeying the every whim of teh Dhali Llama. :cool:
 

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The First Robot

January 18th 1936, village near Sheffield
"Reproduction Module?" asked Dr Anthony
"Plugged in!" shouted back Dr Joseph
"Voice Cell?" asked Dr Joseph again
"Inserted!" answered Dr Anthony
"Artificial Intelligence Chip?"
"Yes, it's in."
"Then it's finished!" called Dr Joseph.
Robot 1 was a metallic humanoid which was to be the first robot. With a mighty flare, It came to life.
"We've done it!" whispered Joseph. "We've done it!" he repeated and a mad grin came to his face.
"Bring me a rifle" ordered Anthony to the Robot.
"You cannot order me!" bawled the Robot in its voice.
A sweat broke. The Robot would not obey it's orders. Suddenly, the Robot went to get the rifle anyway. That was strange thought Joseph. The Robot returned a minute later with the rifle in it's hands.
"Destroy Homo Sapiens!" it bawled. Then a shot rang out and Dr Joseph fell to the ground, blood pouring out of his head.

"Holy-" started Anthony. He turned for the door and ran. The Robot activated it's booster pack and ran after Anthony at 40mph. However, By now Anthony was in his car and had begun to drive away
"Stop!" called Robot 1. It fired a bullet which smashed the window frame of the car. Suddenly, the Reproduction Module kicked in and another Robot spawned from Robot 1.

Oh no thought Anthony, The Reproduction module is working. Of course, Robot 2 was unarmed, but that could soon be changed if the Robots got hold of a weapons storage. Robot 2 was also equipped with Voice Cell and Reproduction Module and all the other equipment Robot 1 had.

Another bullet flew near the car. Anthony pulled out his revolver. He knew he couldnt drive on anymore, because the robots were only getting nearer and nearer so he had to try and take out at least one of the Robots.

Anthony fired first and managed to smash part of the neck so that Robot 1 could no longer look down. Then Robot 1 delivered it's revenge and a bullet flew through Anthony's head as he fell to the ground. Robot 2 snatched Anthony's revolver and fired a last shot into the back of his skull. Anthony was dead alright.
"Target Eliminated!" shouted Robot 2 and saluted Robot 1
 
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World domination and enslavement? ;)
 

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An Attack on the Warehouse​

Night of January 18th 1936, Weapons Warehouse outside Sheffield.

Sergeant Barry looked out of the window. 4 Humanoid Figures were walking near the road. Two were armed and the other two were not. It was at this point that Barry noticed something strange about the figures. They were made completely out of metal.
"What do you want?" asked Barry nervously.
"Hand over your weapons!" ordered Robot 2

Barry's reply was to fire a shot at Robot 3, which almost hit it's optical sights. If it had of hit it, It would have rendered it blind. A man rushed to the window
"What the hell is going on?!" he shouted
Barry pointed. Robot 2 fired a shot near them.
"They are walking towards the door! Get downstairs!" ordered Barry.

The man ran downstairs and alerted the other 4 who were in the Warehouse. The Robots had now rammed the door down and rushed in. A ricochet of bullets followed and Barry threw a grenade down the stairs. He then rushed down with his Sub-machine gun and fired. Then he saw that all his comrades had been killed. Barry ran back upstairs, waiting his incoming death. But nothing happened.
"I cannot go up stairs!" said Robot 4 in it's metally voice.
And they were right. Barry was safe. Or he thought he was. Then Robot 3 came up with an idea

Robot 3 activated his Booster pack and aimed upwards. It was just strong enough to get him up the stairs. Barry knew he needed to think fast. He jumped out of the window. It was a nasty fall, and he broke his leg. He attempted to crawl, but Robot 4 threw a grenade out of the window and Barry couldnt get away in time. Now he was dead, the robots were well armed and no-one could warn Sheffield or Britain as a matter of fact, of the terror that was about to come.
 

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Wow great updates, looks like we'll be seeing an early robot wars. As the humans will soon be fighting to survive. *Just my opinion :p*
 

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well...this sure isnt good...lets hope they dont develop skynet or something...:p
 

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A Cabinet Meeting

January 19th 1936, London
Stanley Baldwin, Prime Minister of Britain, addressed his cabinet on a most pressing issue:

"As you have already heard, 4 men made completely out of metal have taken a weapons storage outside Sheffield. When we sent a small group of soldiers in to retake the warehouse, we found that all the weapons had been taken and that all the garrison were dead. One soldier seems to have jumped out of the window and then had a hand grenade chucked at him. Of course, this means the metal men have escaped and could be anywhere now. Two of our scientists who were meant to be working on bombers seem to have been shot by the robot. We think they were the ones that made it, but we cant be sure."
Stanley Baldwin grabbed his glass of water, slowly gulped it down and then sat down and waited for a response. Hugh Dowding got it.

"Sir, I suggest we bomb out the little devils until they're the scraps of metal they once were. If we do that, It's unlikely we will lose any more men."
Bernard Montgomery stood up.
"No we need tanks!" he said.

Stanley Baldwin said he would try and fill in both proposals.
 

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nnoooo not tanks! the robots will just capture them and they will be known as the bot korp :)
 

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Kill all Homo Sapiens!Robots are coming.Why does this aar remind me of Terminator?Hopefully this is better than that.Start looks promising.