Crusader Kings 2 - The Road of Queens
Chapter Five Hundred-Forty-Three : The First Imperial Council Meeting
Indian Cookies For The Councilors
Chapter Five Hundred-Forty-Three : The First Imperial Council Meeting
Indian Cookies For The Councilors
We open this chapter on the 10th of January, of the year 898 AD, in the Council's Meeting Chamber. The Basileus Niphon had already taken his seat across from the entryway. The Lord Meow-Meow sat on the table on his right. Both looked serious and calm.
Somebody from the kitchens had already placed a plate of Indian cookies in the middle of the round table. They looked very yummy but the Basileus had left them alone. And had made sure that the cat had not tried to eat any of the cookies also. He wanted everything to look neat and in order when his Councilors arrived.
The Council's Meeting Chamber had been prepared for the next meeting. The table and chairs had been dusted, the floor mopped, and the walls cleaned. The hallways and rooms surrounding had been checked for spies and booby traps. Guards would make sure that nobody came near the meeting who was not meant to be there.
The first to arrive was the blind Magistros, the Duchess Anakhit, with her tapping cane. She bowed and selected the chair nearest to the door. She had no notes as she had learned to memorize all the information she needed for a meeting.
"There are cookies available if you want them," pointed out the Basileus. The Duchess nodded her head but didn't reach for a snack. She didn't like eating in public.
The next Councilor in was the Mystikos, the Mayor Hierothoes, who bowed to the Basileus. He took a chair to the left of his Liege, where he could see the door, and also ignored the cookies. The Spymaster didn't eat in public either. He didn't want people to know which foods and drinks were his favorite. In case they planned on poisoning him.
The third Councilor was the Protostrator, Paschalis of Nyingchi, who bowed, picked a chair next to the Magistros, and grabbed a couple of cookies. Like any good soldier he never refused free food.
The last Councilor to appear was the Sakellarios, Mayor Komistas, the Basileus's Son-In-Law. He was carrying some pieces of paper in case he needed to take notes. And on his elbow was his wife, the Princess Eupraxia, who followed him into the chamber.
The other Councilors looked a tad confused by this till the Basileus stated, "I invited her. Some of the issues we will discuss involve her."
As his daughter and son-in-law took their seats on his right, near Lord Meow-Meow, the doors were closed. The last Councilor, Basilissa Yanyan, the Upadhyayai, and his wife, was still in the County of Karmanta trying to convert the people to the Buddhist Faith. She would be sent a summary of the meeting afterwards.
"Greetings my Councilors, Princess, Lord Meow-Meow," said the Basileus with a smile. "Let us start off with a reminder. Many of you have still not voted on the issue of Viceroyalties yet. Please get on that as soon as you can."
"Also, I noticed we don't seem to be making as much money as we use to," pointed out Basileus Niphon. "Part of that is me giving away some holdings. But the biggest issue is the expense of the mercenaries we have on the payroll."
The Councilors nodded as the Princess took a cookie and nibbled on it.
"As I don't plan for any wars in the next few years," added the Basileus, "I think it is time we dismissed them. See to it, would you Protostrator?"
"Of course my Liege," replied the Protostrator with a nod of his head.
"Also," continued the Basileus, "I want us to increase the size of my Retinue. We have Heavy Infantry, Pikemen, and Archers. I want to add Light Cavalry, Heavy Cavalry, and Horse Archers. Those have proven to be very useful on the battlefields. And I feel increasing the size of the Retinue will be cheaper than having those sell-swords hanging about."
"It will be done my Liege," responded the Protostrator again before grabbing another cookie to munch on.
"Also I would like to switch my Crown Focus to the County of Laksmanavati. You know, buy from the local wine shops, support the Guilds, invest in the local farms. That kind of thing to help it develop."
"Now my dear," said the Basileus as he turned to face his daughter, "I believe you need to learn how to govern." He pulled out a scroll from his robes and handed it to his daughter. "You now as the Countess of the County of Lakemanavati."
Romanos Dysnomia stood up and cried out, "This is how you reward all my hard work! Firing me in front of the Council and my own wife! How COULD you!" He then grabbed the plate and fled the room shoving cookies into his mouth as he sobbed in dismay.
"I forgot that was going to happen," explained the Basileus to the Councilors. They all looked slightly embarrassed but for the Protostrator who seemed upset that the Ex-Sakellarios had taken all the cookies.
"Well, my Liege," said the blind Duchess, "it will be easy to find a replacement. The best person for the job is already in the room."
"Lord Meow-Meow?"
"No, sire, your daughter."
"Oh," said the Basileus with a chuckle. "Well, dear, you are now the Sakellarios. Your first job is to oversee the upgrading of the barracks in the Palace. Oh, and vote on the issue of Viceroyalties."
"Yes father....er...my Liege," responded the Princess slightly shaken by all the new titles and how quickly they were piling up.
"Oh yes, one more thing," said the Basileus. He handed his daughter a official form. "I request you make me your daughter's Guardian."
"Of course my Liege," replied the Princess.
"Good," stated the Basileus. "But make sure to send me a formal written reply. Make it all official. The staff and Courtiers like paperwork. They love stamping things and making copies and tying red ribbons and using wax seals. You know how it is!"
The Princess did NOT know "how it is" but realized that she had been dumped into the deep end of the pool of governing and was about to find out.
"Ahem. My Liege," said the Princess. "As your new Sakellarios I must point out that because I now rule the County of Lakemanavati you CAN'T put Crown Focus on it. It's no longer yours."
"Really? Oh. Will, put it on the County of Haruppeswara. Any other issues we have to discuss?"
The Councilors shook their heads.
"Good," stated the Basileus. "Well, go do your jobs. I'll send a letter to my wife to update her on the changes. And VOTE! Don't make me pester you about it. You may go."
As the last of the Councilors left the room the Basileus Niphon reached for a cookie before remembering that the plate of cookies was gone. "Oh darn."
He leaned back in his chair and sighed. "Well, the meeting went better then I thought it would. Er...I mean that went according to plan. Totally. Yes." He peeked over at Lord Meow-Meow.
The expression on Lord Meow-Meow's face suggested disbelief or that the cat was passing a silent fart.
And so we close this meeting of the Council, the first after the forming of the Empire, with a NEW Council member and a NEW Countess.
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