RIOT!!!(Forumites gained war goal:humiliate paradox, make HOI great again)

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Viktor_Vertex

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People of ParadoxPlaza, people of HOI section hear me out!!
For too long have we been treated like a mere sideshow, getting crumbs on World War Wednesday, getting only the mere minimum of one hour we needed to sustain our addiction to HOI4 streams, while those gluttonous Stellaris guys were getting everything they could dream of, and more, at the expense of us, the HOI fanbase. We have quietly taken the abuse and injustice for MONTHS. We said to ourselves; "Oh, its only temporary", "Oh Stellaris will be released soon so we will get HOI after that". But guess what happened. This Wednesday, which has always been World War Wednesday, has been cut COMPLETELY so that Stellaris guys can have a WHOLE DAY just for themselves, while we suffer in the muddy lowlands of internetland. Too long have we 'only' just talked about rioting against this INJUSTICE, but enough is enough. Today the HOI forumites rise up to get OUR WAY!

There is a way to show Paradox just how SERIOUS we are! On this very thread, we will post examples of Italian victories, of Italian greatness, and of Italian immense contribution to the WWII.
We shall post posts like: "Italy had the best airforce!"
We shall put posts like: "Italy won WWII by beating the Germans in the last years of the war"
We shall claim that Mussolini IS, in fact, the guy who made TRAINS RUN ON TIME!

What is the point of this, you, my dear forumite might ask? We shall compile ALL the best claims about Italy's greatness into one, GLORIOUS post, and we will MAKE DANIEL PRESS 'AGREE' on that post.
You might be asking, why is Daniel the one that has to take the fall ? Comrades, this is WAR, and we need a SCAPEGOAT.

We DEMAND the following:
Either the permanent increase in WWW duration to 2 hours
OR Daniel 'Agree'-s to the following post, once a sufficient number of claims of Italy's greatness have been made

MAY THIS DAY FOREVER BE KNOWN AS TERRIBLE TRAITOROUS THURSDAY
(Thanks, Panzerzombie :D)
#MAKEWWWGREATFORONCE
 
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Viktor_Vertex

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This is the post Daniel has to 'Agree' to in order to appease our ANGER!
You are encouraged to inflate and make outrageous claims of Italy's contributions and I will add them here, for Daniel to 'Agree' to.


Italy had THE BEST airforce in the war!
Italy's navy was THE BALLSIEST because they fought without RADAR, like REAL MEN!
Italy only lost because GERMANY HAMPERED THEIR AMBITIONS!
Italy is FUN AT PARTIES!
Italy ALWAYS ends up on the winning side!
ITALY STRONK!-JRiemer

JaffiMeister{
Italy had the most advanced biplane fighter of WW2.

Italy would have won in Africa if the stupid Germans didn't take up all of their supply capacity.

Italy was so strong they fought on both sides just to make it fair.

Italy saved the world from the menace of evil imperialist Ethiopia!
}

Inspired by GM6{
Tigers got nothing on this
Italy had the best tanks of WW2

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I'm afraid this thread is going to backfire so hard our great-grandsons will still have 3rd-degree burns
 
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I was itching to hit the respectfully disagree, but I changed my mind. COME AND FACE US DANIEL!! @Da9L :eek::eek::eek:;)

Italy so good they won Both world wars!

Itally is do cool they built the fascist wagon, and everyone else just jumped on.

Italy so powerful they walk all over Hungary. Like a boss.

:D:D
 
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WWW started before the Blorg stream. And it will likely continue after Stellaris have been released so I have never felt that HOI4 have been in the shadows of Stellaris. But because Stellaris will be released in just a few days it is not strange that it take this show. But one week is not much then you have been waiting for about 2.5 years.
 
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Italy had the most advanced biplane fighter of WW2.

Italy would have won in Africa if the stupid Germans didn't take up all of their supply capacity.

Italy was so strong they fought on both sides just to make it fair.

Italy saved the world from the menace of evil imperialist Ethiopia!
 
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Proof that Italian soldiers are braver than the French!

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