Although Germany and her Central European allies had been overcome, the Axis was not quite destroyed. Sweden, panicked by the fierce onslaught of Soviet troops in Finland, had thrown in her lot with Germany. The Swedes fought on for a few months in this second "Great Northern War", but this was nowhere near the close contest of Tsar Peter and King Charles. Soviet troops pushed deep into Scandinavian peninsula in a war of socialist liberation, while greedy French and British forces also entered the region in a shocking example of imperialist land-grabbing.
Shortly after the final defeat of Sweden, a delegation of Polish socialists appealed to Stalin to create an autonomous Polish SSR. Stalin was initially unsure about the idea, but then the Poles promised to raise dozens of regiments of Uhlans to serve alongside their Soviet masters ... uh, "brothers". Delighted to meet fellow horse-fanciers (no,
not like that, you sickos) Stalin acceded to their request.
Thus was born the People's Republic of Poland, a brand new state. Stalin refused to return Eastern Poland ("West Ukraine") to this new state, but recompensed the Poles by handing them a chunk of Prussia instead. After all, the Germans didn't need it.
Was the world grateful for this act of kindness? No, they were not. Venezuela and Peru responded by declaring war on the Soviet Union. Who knew that South Americans hated Poland so much?
But the Poles were far from the only people crying out to be granted a socialist paradise in which to make a brighter future. Stalin felt deeply for the poor peoples of Scandinavia, many of whom languished under brutal Allied occupation. And then there were the Germans, who had merely had to the misfortune to be led by a madman, and now paid for it under the Napoleonic jackboot of France.
There was only one thing for it, and at dawn on 1 May 1941, the order went out: WAR!
A tidal wave of Soviet cavalry swept forward. French forces collapsed before the onslaught like ... well, like they normally do, actually. Superior Soviet military technology (horses ought to be on the secret weapons tech tree!) quickly threw the Allies back to the Rhine.
Stalin, once more demonstrating his generous and forgiving nature, issued orders for the creation of a new Socialist German Republic. He suggested that Rosa Luxembourg be made the new nation's ambassador in Moscow, since he remembered her as a bit of a looker, and was very disappointed to find out she'd been dead for twenty years.
That Stalin: always has his finger on the pulse.
There was no time for the Red Army to rest on its laurels, however. The great offensive in Europe continued. France was rapidly overrun, and by September, Stalin was ready to settle an old score:
Franco's fascists had embarrassed the Soviet Union when they won the Spanish Civil War, and Stalin intended to pay them back in full.
Of all things, it was this declaration of war against an oppressive and violent regime that finally woke the United States from its slumber. If Stalin needed any more proof that the American government was the leader of reactionary counter-revolutionary hatred for socialism, now he had it.
Even as the war progressed smoothly in Europe, Stalin opened an Asian front: recalling the units loaned to China to Red Army control, he ordered them into Indochina. Other offensives were launched through Afghanistan (without much regard for how the Afghanis felt about it).
The cause of the rapid Allied collapse in Europe quickly became apparent: the UK and USA had decided to focus their efforts on saving the "Crown Jewel" of the British Empire. The Red Army would face large enemy forces. Calcutta would once more become a by-word for slaughter, as armies totalling some half-million troops clashed repeatedly over this blood-soaked ground.
By the end of the year, however, it was clear that the Red Army held the advantage.
Stalin, however, was not yet
quite ready to deliver the final blow.