This ruins so many events for me. I'm reading it, and some small issues aside, it perfectly fine, occasionally reaching towards great, and then *BOOM* there's some dumb line in the event that just utterly ruins the whole thing and makes me feel stupid for getting interested in the first place. Recently, I've been spending a little bit of time occasionally just creating hybrid cultures, genuinely one of the best things in the game, and created a Cuman and Russian hybrid. I haven't had a culture with Mendicant Mystics before so I kept playing for a little while to see if I would one of the tradition's events. I got this. . .
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Its mostly fine but that last option, how many levies does your god have, is just so. . . awful. Like, success in life and battle was directly connected to divine favor so, in theory, having an option in that direction is fine, good even, but this is just so juvenile its immersion breaking. "How many victories has your god won for his followers?" is an infinitly better line. I think I literally rolled my eyes when I read that line. Its nothing compared to this though. . .
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This is the Appoint a Righteous Caliph Decision that was introduced alongside FoI. Again, generally very good, understands the gravity of the situation, and has a suitable tone throughout. Until you get to the last option. Seriously, "Take that!"? Its like the devs are compelled to add in this kind of juvenile inanity at every possible opportunity. Whats the purpose of adding this utterly childish, I was going to say insult but its not really an insult. Like, what purpose does this serve? The choice makes the other caliph your rival but "Now the world will see what it means to be truly righteous ruler!" is such a better line that accomplishes the same thing while keeping the same tone as the rest of the event while also not feeling so contemptuous towards people who want the game to take its time period seriously. And that, to me is the major issue here. I don't really think the devs are doing this, but it feels like the game is purposely design to mock the people who actually care about Medieval history. I don't want to play a game that is nothing but grim and serious the entire time but I do want to play a game that takes its subject matter seriously and treats it with respect. This doesn't mean no humor but it needs to be at the appropriate time and place, and in the correct context. This isn't the time for stupid nonsense. The event clearly understands the importance of whats going on* but, again, its like the devs are compelled to add in a bit of nonsense whenever possible. I genuinely don't understand what they think this adds to the game.
*There is supposed to be one Muslim community (the ummah) lead by one ruler (the caliph).