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Thanks, trekaddict. I appreciate your continuing to read and post. I've been rolling some ideas around for the next update and I might get it posted before I head back to get yelled at for having the creases on my shirt be not quite six inches apart. :D

Editorial note: I fixed a mistake in the last post. Originally, I had Vivar remember his uprising as having taken place ten months ago when it had in fact taken place a year and ten months ago. I fixed it and hope that it didn't cause any confusion.

Further note: I think I'm just going to post that update tonight. Any objections? No? Going once... going twice...Ok, I'm doing it. ;)
 
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April 1, 1939

Helmut Wolf leaned back and tried to get comfortable on the narrow cot bolted into the wall. Max, one of his two companions in these ridiculously close quarters and a veteran of the Vienna operation, was sitting up on his cot and anxiously bouncing around in a manner that was fast getting on Helmut's nerves. His other companion, a young man new to the Brandenburgers named Peter, had disappeared about an hour earlier somewhere into the bowels of this horrible contraption and Helmut knew not what sort of trouble he was getting into. Apparently, Peter was not at all bothered by their accommodations and he took every opportunity to go off and explore. Crazy bastard., thought Helmut, If I don't get some fresh air and room to move around soon, I'll kill someone.
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One week earlier........

Helmut was lounging in the common room of the barracks joking around with some of the boys and discussing the big news of the day or, to be more accurate, the two big pieces of news that day. The first had been the launching of the new pride of the Kriegsmarine, the Bismark after two years of effort. The second had been the stunning turn of events in Czechoslovakia. Only hours after the celebration surrounding the launch of theBismark, they had been rocked by a surprise radio broadcast announcing the dissolution of the Czechoslovakian state. They had sat in silence as the newsman described how the small democracy had been divided between Germany and their brand new ally, Hungary. As cheers rang through the room, Helmut looked up and saw a familiar face exiting Captain von Hippel's office.

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KMS Bismark, the pride of the fleet.

He nudged Max and asked while pointing to the man, "Isn't that Leopold, from Vienna?"

Max looked over and nodded, "Yeah, but his name's not Leopold. I heard him introduce himself on the way in. It's Otto something. Skezzy maybe, I'm not sure."

Helmut moved over to say hello the man, but was halted by the Captain's voice calling him into the office. Stepping inside, he moved to salute but the Captain waved the formality away and told him to sit. Von Hippel smiled as he said, "Helmut, how are you today?"

"Fine sir, you?"

"Can't complain. Interesting news from down south, eh?"

"Indeed sir."

Von Hippel nodded and began to idly drum his fingers on his desk. After a moment Helmut asked, "Sir, was there something you wanted to see me about?"

His commanding officer smiled sheepishly and replied, "Sorry, I suppose I was beating around the bush a little. Listen Helmut, High Command has a special mission for you."

Helmut frowned, "From your reluctance to tell me about it shall I assume that I won't like it?"

"I don't know what you'll think of it Wolf, but I don't like it.", replied von Hippel as he handed a folder over to Helmut. "I don't like it at all, and I'm ashamed to have to give you these orders."

With a feeling of trepidation, Helmut opened the folder and read the contents. When he finished, he leaned back and let out a long sigh. He tossed the folder down and said, "These orders do not please me sir."

"Will you carry them out?"

"Of course."

"Then take Max and Peter with you, you leave tonight."

"Sir, Max I understand but Peter is new. I'd rather have someone else."

Von Hippel shook his head, "No, you need him. He speaks the language far better than anyone else I have. Just make sure to take care of him."

"Yes sir. With your permission, I'll excuse myself and prepare."

"Granted. I'll pray to God that you never have to fulfill this duty, Wolf."

"As will I sir.", responded Helmut as he exited the office.
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April 1, 1939

The door banged open and snapped Helmut back to the present. Looking over, he saw an excited Peter beaming at him from the doorway. The young man was rocking back and forth with enthusiasm as he said, "It just came over the radio fellas, Lithuania ceded Memel."

Max frowned and said, "Well that's nice, but it hardly seems to warrant your current state kid. Take it down a peg will you?"

Peter laughed, "That's not all, the Captain says that we'll be surfacing in a few minutes. We're here!"

"Thank God!", exclaimed Helmut and Max at the same instant.

Thirty minutes later, Helmut and his companions were rowing ashore in a black rubber raft under cover of darkness. The U-boat that had brought them here had already slipped back beneath the waves and they were alone. Helmut nervously scanned the beach ahead for any sign of an unwelcome surprise, but he could see none. In short order, they were ashore and began moving up the beach. Looking back, Helmut sketched a salute out to sea and prayed that Captain Decker and his men returned to Germany safely.

Turning back to his companions he said, "Alright boys, let's get off this beach and about our business."
 

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I see the most dangerous man in europe just made his first appearance. :D
 

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Nice suspence there. I wonder what kind of order wouldn't please Helmut? An assasination of Lithuania's president? That hardly seems warranted when they have already ceeded Memel...

Loking forward to the next episode...

:) Jesper
 

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I knew it... he was fated to appear here :rofl:

... the most dangerous man and the most dangerous lady in the world in two separate AARS in the fame forum... this cannot be a coincidence... :rofl:

By the way. For a second I thought that Helmuth was going to be transfered to the KGM, when I read about the Bismarck. :rofl:
 
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I can't believe I missed two updates, but they were great as usual. I'm as curious as everyone else as to where Helmut and his fellow Brandenburgers are off to -- I'm thinking probably Spain? :confused:

Anyone ever played Final Fantasy VII? Peter somehow reminded me a lot of what was supposed to be Cloud in his past. :D Am I alone here?
 

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I'm delighted to see some feedback so soon after the update.

trekaddict: I've been waiting to bring him into the story pretty much since the beginning of the AAR. I was happy to include him finally.

Commander-DK: Thanks, I suppose I was trying to be a little suspenseful. ;) What kind of order would upset Helmut? Alright, I'll tell you... in subsequent updates that is. See.. more suspense! I'm like Hitchcock over here! :D

Kurt Steiner: Indeed, you get credit for calling it way back when. You have me a little confused with the most dangerous lady part though. Who is she?
I was trying to be a little misleading as to where Helmut was and what he was doing so your initial suspicion was a pretty good one.

Hkslan: Well, Helmut certainly wouldn't be happy to return to Spain. However, I shall keep mum on his whereabouts for now. I've never played FF VII (waits for gasps to die down) so I'm not sure who Cloud is. :eek:o
 

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Kurt Steiner: Indeed, you get credit for calling it way back when. You have me a little confused with the most dangerous lady part though. Who is she?

Ohpelia Skorzeny, a delicious villainess from Amona's AAR, Cat war, an alternate USA AAR

I know, I'm a shameless propagandist :D but that AAR is too good to be missed.

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I was trying to be a little misleading as to where Helmut was and what he was doing so your initial suspicion was a pretty good one.

:D Underwasser... underwasser... I begin to wonder if Günther Prien is going to have a new guy on his boat...
 

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Not only do we catch a glimpse of the famous Otto S, we send Helmut out on a secret mission that does not please either himself or von Hippel. I'm all a twitter to find out the dirty details. Whatever it is, it is hinting at being quite interesting to say the least. :cool:
 

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Ah, the quiet solitude of home after the angry shouts of academy drill instructors. Is there anything as priceless? Now to some feedback:

HKslan: I'm afraid I'll have to let out an embarrassing secret in order to answer your question. I wanted to play a nice normal game for this AAR, so it is on normal with no mods other than a graphic one. What I'm ashamed to admit is that I accidentally set the game on easy instead of normal at the beginning. Now think about this: I was soundly defeated by Nationalist Spain ON EASY!!! When I realized this, I wept in the corner for at least three hours.

I was going to start the game over, but I doubted that events would turn out the same way so I just set the game to the proper setting to avoid having the gameplay deviate from the story. I noticed the mistake just after the Anschluss, so if you compare that screenshot to any future one you will notice a large difference in IC. I feel kind of bad about it as I essentially had more IC than I should have for the first two years, but as I said, I didn't want the game to stop matching the story so I played on after fixing the difficulty level.

Kurt Steiner: Ah, I haven't read that one yet, I'll have to check it out when I have the time. No, Helmut won't be doing any naval service.

Draco Rexus: Well, I hope it's interesting to everyone anyway. :) I'll have the answer to what Helmut and co. are up to today or tomorrow morning. I'm definately shooting for today though.

Note: Actually, I shouldn't be so unappreciative of the drill instructors. After all, if it wasn't for them, myself and the recruits in my unit wouldn't know that we were useless pieces of crap that will never amount to anything.
 

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Aug 24, 1939

"Did you see what's on the front page Max?"

"No, I didn't. What's more, I don't care so do me a favor and keep it to yourself."

Peter frowned over his paper at Max and responded, "You don't always have to be so nasty you know. I've done nothing to deserve that or any of the other things you've tossed at me this week."

Max rolled his eyes at the whining tone of his companion and silently wished that Helmut was here right now. It would give him a grown up to talk to. Alas though, Helmut had run off in the morning on what he referred to as a "mission of the utmost importance" and he hadn't seen him since. Looking over and seeing that Peter was expecting some kind of a response, Max let out a long sigh and said, "Listen, I'm sorry. Chalk it up to frustration, alright. We've been here for almost five months now and I'm getting restless. I mean, why send us here to just sit around? I can't stand this place, I can't stand the people, and I can't stand having to speak this damned language all the time. What's more, I can't stand the dump we lay low in or what these people dare to call beer. So, perhaps even someone like you can see why I'm not in the best of moods."

When he had finished, Peter frowned again and said, "See? You just couldn't resist saying something nasty about me right at the end."

Max ground his teeth and was about to respond when he saw Helmut approaching the table. He immediately moved to meet him and whispered into his ear, "Helmut, I'm really going to kill him this time. I mean it, I'll kill him and roll him into the river."

Helmut laughed and patted his friend on the shoulder before taking a seat at the table. When he was comfortable, he looked around and asked, "So, what have you two been doing today?"

"Max has been complaining about our orders again.", responded Peter.

"Why you little..."

"That's enough you two.", said Helmut sharply, "If you can't be civil, be quiet."

Peter nodded by way of response while Max jabbed a finger toward Peter and said quietly, "Right into the river."

"Enough!", growled Helmut loud enough to turn some heads in their direction.

When it was apparent that no further difficulty was to be had, Helmut leaned back and pulled a small box out of his pocket and began to idly play with it as he said, "I know that this has been hard on you two, especially given the nature of our assignment, but you need to keep it together. We've spent too long getting ready to fall apart now. When and if the time comes we will have to work as a team, so start at least tolerating each other right now."

Peter and Max both nodded their heads sheepishly and remained silent for a long while. After some time, Max nodded toward the box that Helmut was still playing with and asked, "Is that the cause of your little jaunt into the city today?"

Helmut gave a start and replied, "Yes as a matter of fact. It's a..."

He was interrupted by Peter excitedly saying, "Wait! I still haven't told you what the paper says!"

Helmut nodded in his direction and said, "Well then go ahead, don't feel constrained by the fact that I was talking."

Not getting the rebuke, Peter plowed ahead, "It says here that Germany has signed a non-aggression treaty with the Soviet Union!"

Max let out a low whistle and Helmut sat stunned by the news. After a few moments he began to slowly shake his head and then stood up and walked away from the table. Concerned, Max followed him out and asked, "Hey, is everything alright boss?"

Helmut looked around to make sure there was no one within earshot and replied, "How could he? How could Hitler make a deal with the Bolsheviks? They are the enemy, a menace to be stamped out! Are we supposed to be friends with then now? Well, I'll tell you now Max, that will never happen. They're scum that need to be wiped clean from the Earth before they can spread their disease. This is a black day for Germany and the Party."

Seeing that Helmut was positively quivering with anger, Max was unsure of what to say. Finally, he placed a hand on Helmut's shoulder and said, "Hey, who knows why politicians do anything right? I'm sure that the Feuhrer knows what he's doing."

Helmut nodded slowly, "I expect that he's trying to avoid a two-front conflict if Britain and France go to war on behalf of Poland over the Danzig corridor. Still, that doesn't mean I have to like it one little bit."

"Who knows, maybe knowing that we've buddied up to the Soviets will keep the Allies from supporting Poland. Then we could go home and forget this mission.", offered Max.

"Not likely. Hitler broke his promise when he took the rest of Czechoslovakia, the Allies will go to war if we attack Poland. We can only hope that the Polish government makes the right choice and gives us what is ours by right.", responded Helmut.

"If they don't sir?"

"As soon as we hear, we carry out our orders.", replied Helmut with just a touch of sadness.
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Aug 30, 1939

"Sir, I've received word from Germany!"

Helmut looked up and slipped the small box that he kept on his person at all times now into his pocket. Rising from his chair, he walked towards an obviously excited Peter and asked, "Well? What is it? What's the final word?"

"Poland has refused to cede the corridor. In addition, there are reports that a Polish Army unit has attacked a military radio post and inflicted casualties. A state of war now exists between Poland and the Reich."

Max looked like he was about to be sick as Helmut asked, "And our orders?"

"We are ordered to proceed sir.", responded Peter with obvious joy.

With a sinking feeling in his stomach Helmut nodded and said, "Alright, get your gear and move out. We don't have a lot time before the news breaks over here."

Just before midnight, Helmut and his men had reached an upscale but modest house just outside the city proper. Slipping into the shadows they replaced their civilian attire with local military uniforms and loaded their weapons. Once he was satisfied that all was ready, Helmut motioned for Peter to head up the walkway to the front door and get on with their carefully planned mission. Grabbing a dispatch case, Peter rose, strode purposefully up the walkway, and knocked forcefully on the door. Helmut watched as lights slowly came on in the front of the house and the door was opened. Motioning to Max, Helmut crept forward, making sure that he could not be seen from the house while Max did the same. As he drew close he could hear the conversation in the doorway.

"Yes, what is it? It had better be good at this hour.", said an unknown voice from the doorway.

"I have an urgent dispatch from headquarters. It must be delivered without delay.", answered Peter.

Helmut cursed under his breath. The target had not answered the door, a servant had. They weren't supposed to still be here and extra people could complicate things. What if the target wasn't even here? Their surveillance had shown that he would be if he followed pattern, but could something have kept him at his office? Had word of the war reached him already? Helmut was put somewhat at ease when he heard the voice respond, "Of course, come in young man. I'll take you to him, he's still awake."

At this Peter stepped through the door and was told to wait in the den to be received. When the butler or manservant or whatever he was had moved deeper into the house, Peter ran to the door and admitted Helmut and Max. They had just reached the den when the manservant returned with a stately looking older man in tow. Seeing the extra guests, the two men hesitated in confusion.

"I thought you said that there was only one of them James."

James was not able to respond as Helmut and his men moved with blinding speed. Peter moved to James and struck him in the face with the butt of his revolver to incapacitate him. Helmut and Max took a more violent course as they raised their pistols and fired into the body of the room's other occupant. As the old man crumpled to the floor, Helmut was aware of the smell of gunpowder and the sobs of James from where he was held at gunpoint to the side of the room.

Suddenly, an old woman burst into the room. Taking in the scene, she ran toward the window and began to scream, "Help! Murder! Call for the police!"

Max let out an curse in German and struck her in the back of the head with his weapon, knocking her unconscious. From his position on the floor James looked at them and shouted in surprise, "Germans!"

Peter looked wide-eyed to Helmut who nodded grimly and turned away as a pistol shot marked the second killing of the night. As he gazed downward he was stunned to see the old man trying to rise despite the bullets in his chest. Helmut muttered, "For God's sake.", as he placed his boot in the man's chest to pin him down and fired two rounds into his head to finish him.

"Alright, let's get out of here before the local police swarm the place.", ordered Helmut.

As he was about to leave, Peter grabbed him by the arm and asked, "What about the old woman?"

Max frowned and responded, "What about her?"

"She saw our faces.", replied Peter.

Helmut shook his head, "No, leave her be."

"But..."

"I said leave her be!", shouted Helmut as he once again turned to leave the room.

"Sir, she heard what Max said. She can identify us as German agents.", warned Peter.

"I don't like it Helmut, but he's right.", said Max.

Taking Helmut's silence as approval Peter nodded and moved to where the woman lay on the floor. As he pointed his weapon down, he was stopped when Helmut said, "No."

"Sir?", asked Peter in confusion.

Helmut looked over to Max and said, "You broke character, you do what has to be done."

Max glared at Helmut for a moment before nodding and taking Peter's place. Helmut quickly exited the house to avoid having to watch and waited to be joined by his men outside. Once they were finished, they collected their gear and slipped into the darkness.
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The next morning, an exhausted Helmut sat at a little cafe eating breakfast alone. His sleep had been restless and filled with nightmares that caused him to wake covered in sweat. Once, he thought that he had seen Will. He remembered being happy to see him since he hadn't spoken to him in several months, but then disappointed because Will had refused to talk to him. When he had grabbed Will and demanded that he speak, Will had pushed him into a dark pit filled with horrors that Helmut still shivered to remember.

Helmut was pulled from his horrible thoughts by the voice of the waitress asking, "Can I get you anything else sir?"

"Thank you, no. I'll just have the check please."

The young woman smiled and produced it from her apron. While Helmut dug out the money the woman asked, "What do you have there mister? I don't mean to pry, but you've been fiddling with it the whole time you were here."

Helmut frowned and looked down at his hands and was surprised to see that he had pulled the box from his pocket again and had been turning it end over end without realizing it. Looking up the waitress he responded, "Just a little something to keep me level, so to speak."

She nodded and said, "I can understand that with all that's going on today."

"Oh, what's going on?", asked Helmut.

"You haven't heard? We're at war! I can't believe you don't know. The damn Germans attacked Poland this morning."

"I see. That's a shame."

"That's not all.", continued the waitress, "As if that wasn't enough, communists broke into Field Marshall Montgomery-Massingberd's home and killed him! Imagine that, the Chief of the Imperial General Staff killed right before war breaks out."

"Communists you say?", asked Helmut.

She nodded, "Yes sir, they left one of their flags over the poor Field Marshall's body. Simply horrible if you ask me."

Helmut nodded, "Yes, horrible."
 
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Note: Actually, I shouldn't be so unappreciative of the drill instructors. After all, if it wasn't for them, myself and the recruits in my unit wouldn't know that we were useless pieces of crap that will never amount to anything.
:rofl:

But, wow: did you really succeed in assassinating him, or was this done by event? And that small box -- just a guess, but a wedding ring?
 

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:rofl:

But, wow: did you really succeed in assassinating him, or was this done by event? And that small box -- just a guess, but a wedding ring?

I did indeed manage to assassinate him. It was my first successful assassination and I was so surprised that I decided to write it into the story. Believe it or not, but I also managed to get someone else only a week later. Who? Stay tuned.
Ah, the box... you nailed it. It is an engagement ring. I was going to hold onto that for awhile, but you guessed it so congrats. :D
 

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I did indeed manage to assassinate him. It was my first successful assassination and I was so surprised that I decided to write it into the story. Believe it or not, but I also managed to get someone else only a week later. Who? Stay tuned.
Ah, the box... you nailed it. It is an engagement ring. I was going to hold onto that for awhile, but you guessed it so congrats. :D


if its Monty: No great loss. Anthony Eden: Great loss but hey you do plan to do sealion anyways, right? ;)
 
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That is indeed pretty remarkable, I've never managed to assassinate anyone. The chance you have to succeed is too low for the amount of money you have to throw at attempting it, I've always thought. But, again, wow. Especially to think you managed it twice.

Have you edited him out as a minister in other positions and as a commander too? At least this is something I think you have to do manually. Not that he's a particularly useful one, as I remember him, but still.
 

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Our little Helmut is becoming, as old Nietszche would say, human, too human...

Good, good.
 

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Nice update. So my assasination guess was not that far off after all? :) That is pretty dirty playing - it is going to be interesting to see if the British fall for the deception and how they are going to respond.

That law enforcement training of yours sounds more like boot camp to me... I hope you hang in there and don't give up.

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trekaddict: Sealion is certainly in the planning stages. Of course, I must first grind Poland and France beneath the wheels of my panzers.

HKslan: I don't know anything about modding or editing so I have not manually removed him. Hmmm... does that mean that the ghost of the Field Marshall will one day return to lead an army against me? Chilling thought. ;) I was pretty surprised at my two successful attempts as it is indeed very hard and expensive. My Head of Intelligence gives me a boost so my chances are 15%, not very good odds. In fact, I have not managed to get anyone else despite many attempts so I might stop trying due to the expense of it.

Kurt Steiner: Ah, but is it good? How will the more human version of Helmut handle the violence he has once again done to others?

Commander-DK: You were indeed close. Right mission, wrong locale. Yeah, my training is what they call para-military in nature. Military creases in uniforms, polished shoes, close order marching, etc. It's actually not that bad and a little fun. Of course, I might not be saying that come next weekend. Three words- Chemical Agents Week.

Recruit: "What's that smell?"
Instructor: "Tear gas."
Recruit: "Oh crap."
 

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Hardraade said:
Kurt Steiner: Ah, but is it good? How will the more human version of Helmut handle the violence he has once again done to others?

Of course it's good. You can pity a poor human being who is forced by fate to be cruel. But a remorseless fanatic as he was?

So we'll enjoy a bit seeing him suffering from being like that :D

I'm a bitch I know...