Chapter 7- Birds and Bees
In one’s journey from a grown boy to a man, some mounds have to be crossed. (…hah, hah, get it …?)
3 March, 891
”Wow, there are more people here than I would imagine….”
“Indeed, sire. King Pepin sure knows how to make parties.”
Pepin Karling, King of Italy was throwing a party to celebrate his birthday and all of the dukes, Jean included, were invited to his castle. The Duke of Provence went along with Boson to the celebration. Melderick was left behind in Arles, as he was not presentable enough for such a high brow event.
“If you don’t mind, Chancellor, I’ll go look around for a while.”
“That’s fine, sire, as long as you remember why you’re here.”
Duke Jean rolled his eyes. “I’m here to celebrate the King’s birthday, right?”
“Nice try, but you have other responsibilities as well. The future of your dynasty lies in your hands, young Duke. You need to find a suitable wife.”
Jean sighed. “All right.”
He left with a frown. He wished Chancellor Boson would stop pestering him about marriage all the time. He agreed that it was important but he didn’t feel in a hurry to marry.
He passed one of the feast tables and the smell of fine dishes attacked his nostrils. He felt hungry all of a sudden but decided to eat later when he finishes looking around.
He didn’t know what was he looking around, frankly, he just wanted to think about the prospects of his upcoming adult life. He knew he has to keep his dynasty alive- he had made preparations already, all he needed was…..
He stopped when he saw something interesting- a young woman was sitting near the fireplace completely alone, reading a book. Against better judgment, he decided to approach her.
She looked about his age and had short red hair. The clothes she was wearing were very elegant, even more so than most of the noblemen here. The book she was reading turned out to be one of Aristotle’s works, virtually unknown in northern Italy- Jean read some Aristotle while under Boson’s tutorship.
“Hey there. Would you mind some company?” He started, and it wasn’t a very good start. For some reason, he decided to speak to her in Greek, maybe because of her lecture of choice.
“Hello.” She looked at him. Her eyes were light brown, not unlike her mother’s. “Not many people here speak Greek.” She frowned while speaking that. “I don’t know much languages besides that so I didn’t have the opportunity for conversation….. Oh, excuse my bad manners….. my name is Pavlina….. Pavlina Makedon.”
Jean pondered on her words. The Emperor’s daughter….. No wonder her clothes were so exquisite.
“Nice to meet you, Pavlina…… I’m Jean Ptolemid, Duke of Provence.”
“A Ptolemid? No wonder your Greek is so good.” She gave him a warm smile, causing him to blush slightly. “I heard about you back home. It’s surprising to see a member of such an old dynasty alive. You’ve ended quite far from your ancestral lands, though….”
The mention of Egypt caused Jean to flinch. A part of him, the one that caused him to go on ramblings about cats and sarcophagi from time to time was getting very upset at the mere mention. Now wasn’t the time for that, though.
“Indeed, that’s true. My father has acquired an impressive collection of Egyptian artifacts during his reign. Maybe someday, I’ll return there….”
“Maybe someday you’ll tell me about it, then?....”
They talked for a while after that about various things, from politics to art and things passing as art. Duke Jean had fun talking to her and he was unhappy to be leaving with Boson.
“So, my Duke, how was the Byzantine princess?” Boson asked when they were riding back.
“Huh, you’ve seen us talking, then? She’s all right. I had fun talking to her.” The Duke needed some time to think about an answer- they had to leave early in the morning to arrive in Arles at a reasonable time.
“I’d say she’d make a good material for a Duchess, don’t you think?” Boson inquired mirthfully. Had they been closer to each other, no doubt he would nudge him with his elbow.
“ *sigh* You’re still at it? Yeah, maybe she would, but she’s a Byzantine princess. She’s probably already engaged to some local noble, that’s what they do.”
“Actually, my Duke’ she’s available. “
Duke Jean stopped his horse.
“You’re serious?”
“Yes. Maybe if you’d talk to her about important matters, or stayed with me for a while ,you’d know that. The Emperor actually was looking for a suitable husband for her.”
“Did…. Did he find someone?”
“I have proposed you, seeing as you are young and unmarried. He said that he’ll think about it. Anyway, we should…..”
Before he could finish his sentence, Duke Jean was running back to the castle.
“*sigh* Yesterday he couldn’t be convinced to find a woman and now he’s murdering his own horse to chase her. Very well……”
17 April 891
“I can’t believe I’m really marrying a Princess….”
Duke Jean was standing on the aisle, wearing his best garments, as well as a big frilly collar for a reason unknown to no one but him.
“Indeed, my Pharaoh, you’re a lucky man!” Melderick had to be bathed (something he objected to very loudly) in order not to scare off the guests, but Jean felt he needed to include him.
Speaking of guests, his mother, the Council, including Boson, King Pepin and Emperor Basileos, along with their families and servants were present. Getting the Emperor’s permission wasn’t as hard as he thought it would be. Still, being in the extended imperial family was a lot of pressure and Jean wasn’t so sure he can meet their expectations.
“I hope I don’t screw anything up.”
“Don’t worry, sire. I’ll have wooden planks with cues in case you forget a line.”
“I thought you can’t write.”
“The cook did them for me. Speaking of him, he asked about the batch of cabbages that was lying in the basement….”
“Tell him to leave them alone! Those cabbages are crucial to the survival of the dynasty! They….” He stopped when he noticed Princess Pavlina enter the church, escorted by her father. Seeing her made almost made him forget how to breathe. She was absolutely gorgeous- her dress was absolutely fantastic and her hair were done in a way that almost defied the laws of nature.
“I’ll leave you here, my Duke. Have fun!”
She was quickly approaching him and Jean had to flex every fiber of his mind to come up with an acceptable greeting.
“Umm…. Hey…” Was all he managed to muster. He had the sudden urge to smack himself in the face. Fortunately, she didn’t seem to mind his primitive greeting. She seemed pretty flustered herself.
The ceremony went rather smoothly, much to his relief. The fact that the wedding was executed in Latin upset some members of Pavlina’s family, but that issue was easily taken care of. The wedding celebration was held in the castle, much like his father’s.
“My Duke, if you decide to have some sort of seizure, please warn me first. I have bad experiences with Dukes and weddings….”
“I’ll be sure to do that, Melderick.” Thankfully, no sudden outburst were to be had that day, other than Jean displeasure at the lack of cooked ibis on the table.
He spent most of the evening with Pavlina. During the wedding, and some time before that, he got to know her better. She possessed exceptional diplomatic skills, hampered only by her language limitations. She was also quite adept in the arts of war, which wasn’t as surprising given her Norse roots. Her stewardship skills weren’t brilliant, but Jean didn’t need much help with those anyway. Personality- wise, she seemed kind and outspoken, if a bit moody and bad- tempered, but this was true of many other women as well.
As with most good things, the celebration ended and the guests left to their chambers for well- deserved rest. Duke Jean went with his new wife back to his bedroom.
Pavlina brought most of her clothes and personal belongings before the ceremony, so she already changed into her nightdress. Duke Jean, who was sitting on the chair, noticed her slender legs and a certain he felt a weird sensation in his lower body.
“So, it’s time to go to sleep, then?”
Pavlina raised an eyebrow. “Sleep? My dear, there is still plenty of other things to do…”
Jean yawned. He really wanted to go to bed. “Like for instance?”
Pavlina sneered. She thought he was playing her for a fool, so she decided to approach him closer. “What about your dynasty, my Duke? We can’t let it die, can we?”
He looked at her with a dumbfounded expression. “Yeah, I know….. actually, can you tell me something about those kids? I’ve already bought the cabbage but I have no idea what to do with it….”
A long, awkward silence filled the room.
“…Cabbage….?”
“Indeed. I’ve heard from mother that kids come from cabbages. I bought it earlier but I don’t know how to make kids out of it…… I regret that I didn’t ask Boson about that earlier but I was embarrassed….”
Pavlina’s expression changed from mild annoyance to big, wide smile. She collapsed on the bed, laughing.
“Hahhh….. Oh, cabbage, that’s wonderful!”
Jean was really upset by that.
“What’s so funny about that?”
After a minute, she stopped laughing and stood up.
“I’m sorry, my dear, I just thought that you knew….. no matter. It seems that you’ve been misinformed, but don’t worry, that’s nothing we can’t fix…..”
“What are you…..” The Duke observed as Pavlina started fiddling with her garments.
In a moment’s notice, her nightdress hit the floor. So did Jean’s jaw.
He learned about a lot of things the following days.
27 April 891
“….Cabbage? Really?”
Boson and Melderick were quite amused after hearing Jean’s story and he wished he didn’t tell them about that.
‘Oh, my poor Duke. I must apologize, I didn’t explain it thoroughly enough. I’ve just figured that kids learn that stuff by themselves, sooner or later.”
“Though given how hard it was to find you for the last couple of days, you should know everything about that by now, eh?”
“Melderick!” The servant earned himself a smack on the head.
“Ouch, that hurt!”
“Stupidity doesn’t hurt, Melderick, which is a real shame, I must add.” Boson turned towards the Duke. “Anyway, my Duke, I see you’re frowning. Is something troubling you?”
“I’ve received a message from the King. He wants me to be his chancellor.”
“That’s a great honor, my Duke!”
“I know, I just….” He sighed heavily.
“You’re worried about not seeing Pavlina as often, right?”
“We’ve been married for a short time. I don’t want to part with her just yet.”
“You can always take her with you to the King. That way you get to spend time with her and be Pepin’s chancellor!”
“Hmm…. I didn’t think of that. Thanks, chancellor!”
“No problem. You should now focus on securing your future. Your dynasty needs an heir.”
“I know. We’re…. working on it.”
“That’s great to hear!..... Stop snickering, Melderick! Now, we won’t disturb you any more, my Liege.”
4 October 892
“Chancellor, there is a matter of utmost importance I need to discuss with you.”
Boson was approached by Duke Jean quite early in the morning, much to his surprise. The young Duke wasn’t very keen to getting up early.
“What is it, my Liege?”
“I think someone might be poisoning me.”
Boson’s eyes widened.
“Is that so, my Liege? Why would you think that?”
“I feel like the food is tasting different recently. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I know something sinister is at work here!”
Boson scratched his chin. “Have you talked with the cook about it?”
“He said that food is checked by the taster, but he might be in this conspiracy himself!”
“Now, my Duke, there’s no need to go paranoid… Tell me, how long is it like this?”
“About five days?”
The Chancellor pondered for a bit. “Ah….. I might know the reason for it, then.”
“Really? What is it?”
“Melderick has been giving a hand in the kitchen for the past week.”
Jean gagged. “Juck! Well, at least that means I’m not being poisoned, possibly.”
“I think you shouldn’t be so worried about that.”
“Thank you, but I think until me and Pavlina will finally have a child, I can’t be fully calm. My plans cannot be ruined in such a way!”
The Chancellor nodded. He wasn’t aware of the Duke’s eccentric alter ego and to him the whole talk of Egypt was a family quirk, or possibly a desire to recreate the glory once had. Nonetheless, he decided to help Jean in any way he could, regardless of how ridiculous it might seem.
“Speaking of ‘the plan’, my Liege, I’ve received some news from the South. It seems that the city of Salerno was taken by someone else.”
“Really? By who?”
“Your family- in- law, my Liege.”
“That’s terrible news! Are the rest of our targets available at least?”
“Indeed they are. We might strike when our domestic situation clarifies.”
The year 893 began rather peacefully. The only thing bothering Duke Jean were the priests, who were pestering him all the time about his less- than- devout lifestyle.
The pestering got so bad that Duke Jean was forced to ask his friend, the Chancellor to help him deal with the problem. Unfortunately for him, Boson did not see as much harm in that as Jean did.
The same year brought the end to another conflict. The war for Burgundy was drawing to its conclusion and it seemed that the East Francian side was going to lose.
Meanwhile in Provence, a major change was announced by Duke Jean. After years of succession by Gavelkind, he decided to introduce a new succession system that would help keep the realm together. He proclaimed that the oldest living member of House Ptolemid will be legible to succeed him after his death.
Surprising no body, the rebellion of Duke Ambrosio of Lombardy has ended in defeat. The Duke ended up imprisoned.
The end of the year brought some interesting news from Iberia. The Ummayad Sultanate of Andalusia was facing some major problems, with a big Christian revolt raging in their lands. Time will tell if the Sultan can bring back peace.
17 April 894
“Good morning, my Duke! How are you today?”
Duke Jean approached Boson and Melderick, who were sitting in the office. He seemed rather pleased with himself.
“I’m fine, thank you.”
“You seem rather happy today. Anything we should know about?”
“There’s going to be an heir to the Ptolemid dynasty!”
“That’s wonderful! I told you everything’s going to be fine.”
“Thank you, Chancellor. Still, I’m a bit worried…”
“Don’t be.” Melderick tried to reassure him. “I still remember my first kid. He ran off when I wasn’t looking and got ran over by an ox cart….. wait, that wasn’t very reassuring, was it?”
“*sigh* I believe you were trying your best, Melderick. I’ll try to watch out for ox carts, then.”
4 November 894
Working as the Chancellor for the King was a tiring job and Duke Jean barely had the time for anything else. Thankfully, his wife decided to stay with him on the King’s court, which helped him cope with the overwork.
“My King, I’m happy to announce that your change in burgher tax laws was accepted by the lords of Italy.”
“Fantastic news! That means more money to realize my goals.”
Duke Jean coughed. He thought a long time of a way to convince Pepin to declare war on Egypt, and another to install him as a Pharaoh, or at least a governor. Unfortunately, this seemed unlikely.
As he was listening to the King’s another boring tirade, he heard some screams from the corridor. He though that someone was calling his name, so he excused himself from the meeting and went to investigate.
As he was getting closer to the source, it was very clear that the voice was calling for him. Furthermore, this voice was very familiar.
Just around the corner, he saw Pavlina, sitting on the floor and holding her stomach.
“Pavlina! What is happening!”
“Oh, Jean! I think the time has come!”
“The baby is coming out?! Oh, we need to act fast! I’ll get some help before it gets….” But before he managed to finish his sentence, or indeed do anything else, he fell on the floor with a loud thud.
Jean woke up in his bed a while ago, his head hurting like it was hit with a hammer. He tried to get up and investigate this situation when he reached some sort of obstacle on the side of the bed.
“Oh, you’re up already.”
It turned out to be Pavlina, lying next to him.
“Oh, Pavlina! I wondered what happened to you since….” He remembered what happened and his face turned bright red. “I’m…. sorry for being useless back then.”
“No worries. I was told many husbands lose their heads when they have their first child.” She looked upon his head, which was marked with a big bump. “Are you all right?”
“Yes, it seems…. Are you?”
“Yes, the labor went without…. Much… complications.”
“So, where is…. He or she?”
“She’s right here….” Pavlina handed him the newborn wrapped in a blanket.
“Oh, she’s beautiful…. How should we name her?”
“I thought about Constance. IS this name okay?”
“I personally prefer Cleopatra, but I suppose Constance is not bad.”
“Oh, you and your obsession with Egypt….We should probably return to Arles to show the child to the people.”
“You’re right. I’m sure the King won’t object to that.”
The birth of Constance was met with a big celebration in Arles. Finally the future of the Ptolemids was less grim.
Meanwhile, the rebels in Iberia have succeeded in defeating their former Muslim overlords.
The leader of the rebellion, Pere de Mallorca, has announced himself as the ruler of the lands wrestled away from the Ummayads.
Will he be able to hold those lands? What does the future hold for Iberia, and indeed, the rest of Europe?
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Sorry for being late, this part turned out to be longer than I anticipated. I hope that makes up for the wait.