Chapter 14: The New Oriental Crisis, Part 2
February 28, 1959
Chancellor and former War Minister Chiang Kai-Shek rushed into the throne room.
“You know why We have brought you here today,”
Puyi said.
“Yes, your Highness,”
said Chiang, “The crisis with the Ottomans is only getting worse. I suggest immediate military action. Send in some jets from Persia and Turkmenistan and take out their military capacities before they can retaliate.”
“The problem with that is that the Kaiser will likely honor the alliance with the Ottomans and detonate nuclear warheads within Imperial territory. A full-on nuclear war is not what We want at this time. Nobody wants one.”
“Then we must act quickly. The Ottomans must capitulate before the Germans intervene on their side. The peace cannot be broken for too long.”
A servant rushed into the room. “The Kaiser is on the phone, your Highness.”
Puyi picked up the phone. “Hello?”
“Good day, Emperor Heinrich,”
said Louis Ferdinand.
“As to you, Kaiser Louis Ferdinand,”
replied Puyi, “What do you want?”
“You’ve gone too far, Celestial Emperor,”
said Louis Ferdinand, “Didn’t we agree that Europe is mine and Asia is yours?”
“Well, the Ottoman Empire’s mainly in Asia.”
“Istanbul is in Europe.”
“I don’t care, back down or I nuke Istanbul!”
“Nuke Istanbul and I fire warheads at Nanjing, Beijing, and Shanghai. Yes, my Pacific colonies are within range of the Chinese coast.”
“If you as much as touch Beijing I will activate Operation Chrysanthemum.”
“
Operation Chrysanthemum?!”
“Yes, the contingency plan to, in Chiang’s words, ‘nuke everything’.”
“But we agreed to only use it in the case that we were overwhelmed by the Syndicalists in Russia and France!”
“Well, the Soviets are no more, and the Commune is not a threat to either of us. Therefore, a bit of ‘adjustment’ was done. So if you take out Beijing, Shanghai, Nanjing, Hong Kong, and Xian, I will take out Berlin, Munich, Frankfurt, Moscow, and St. Petersburg. As the ancient Sumerian king said, ‘an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’.”
“You wouldn’t dare start the fourth Weltkrieg!”
“Oh yes I will.”
To Chiang, he whispered, “Execute Operation Chinese Fury.”
“Chinese Fury?!”
“Do it!”
Chiang picked up another phone and dialed the War Ministry.
To the Kaiser, he said, “On second thought, I don’t want to indirectly cause the utter annihilation of the human species, so no. Do you want to cause the self-destruction of humanity?”
Puyi could tell that the Kaiser was listening intently now.
***
The helicopters came in the night, as Istanbul slept. Three of them approached Topkapi Palace, carrying the Empire’s finest Special Forces teams, veterans of the war against the Syndicalists.
The helicopters approached the palace walls, but people were asleep. Plus, they thought the helicopters were Turkish ones, bought from Germany or Italy.
Some guards noticed the enemy craft, but snipers disposed of them quickly. The commandos rappelled out of the helicopters and dropped onto the rooftop, near the sultan’s quarters. The Janissaries which spotted them were silently strangled with their own rifle straps, their bodies hidden in the shadows. Others were shot down with silenced rifles.
Whatever the case, the sultan was very surprised when Imperial Special Forces blasted down the door to his room and pointed their guns at him and his family. The Janissaries assigned to guard the room immediately charged them but were shot down quickly.
“Get on the floor now! Put your hands on your head!”
shouted the captain of the commandos.
The sultan chuckled. “If you kill me or take me hostage, things will blow up in your face; the Kaiser
will attack your precious Empire.”
The phone rang at that moment.
“Pick up the phone,”
said the captain.
The sultan did so. “Hello?”
“Hello, Mr. Sultan, remember me?”
“Heinrich,”
spat the sultan, “What do you want now?”
“Give me Libya, or I will kill you and your family right now
and nuke Istanbul.”
“That’s it, I’m calling the Kaiser again!”
“He’s not going to help, because I already talked with him.”
“WHAT?!”
“In the interest of the continued existence of the human species, we agreed that it was best that you complied with my demands. Accept, and you are free of the burden of maintaining all of that relatively useless desert. Reject, and…well, you lose several million people and your most valuable city, as well as your life and the living representatives of the Osman dynasty,
and Libya, but the two Empires will remain at peace with each other. There will be no nuclear war between us. Period.”
The sultan was shocked. How could the Kaiser betray him like this?
He picked up his other phone and dialed Berlin.
There was yawning on the other end. “Hey, Osman, what is it?”
“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?”
“Mein gött, can you keep it down? I’m trying to sleep!”
“You dishonored our alliance!”
“Well, as Heinrich probably told you, it was in the best interests of the human species. Plus, you betrayed me twice.”
“And you enforced humiliation on me four times and cut my army down to size at least five times! Is that not enough to show my repentance?!”
“That was well deserved. You sided with the Entente, after all.”
“But the Entente is now Syndicalist! They pretty much merged with the Internationale!”
“I don’t care. Just give Heinrich Libya, or I will also nuke Istanbul. Plus, those guys in your room will kill you and your family. And then I move panzers from Morocco into Libya.”
“I—no—what—aaargh!”
screamed Osman. “Fine! I’ll do it!”
To Puyi, he said, “Here! Take your stupid desert and your oil! I have no use for it anyways!”
He slammed down both phones and turned to face the commandos, only to find that they had already left. In the distance was the sound of helicopters, getting fainter and fainter.