Chapter 14: The end of the Ottoman Empire
April 1660: It is war with Persia to defend the honor of Iraq, my loyal vassal.
July 1660: Qarqan of the Oirat Horde defects to Russia. If there was a quick way to check, I'd love to know how many times the Oirat Horde has appeared and then been eaten.
August 1660: Peace with Persia. Unfortunately, I only indirectly accomplish my main goal -- protecting Iraq -- since this is my own war without Iraq. I wonder why Iraq didn't call me in? Maybe I should have just waited? Iraq ends up losing one province, so it's not the end of the world, but it is a little irritating.
September 1660: Thrace cores! Yes!
April 1661: Boundary Dispute on Trebizon, which is currently held by Bohemia.
May 1661: Switzerland eats Sweden. Go Swiss go!
July 1661: Time to move the Embassy again. Now I'm building it in Ferghana.
September 1661: Those crazy farmers, coming out of cornfields and building constables. This time, in Ust Yurt.
March 1662: The Mamluks take Judea from Syria, making them a future target. Even better, I've got a CB on Mamluks when the time is right, Tribal Conquest.
April 1662: Ming must have been reborn -- now there's war between Ming and Manchu.
June 1662: Turkestan cores.
July 1662: Estland converts.
August 1662: Seems Bohemia is having rebel problems -- Trebizon defects to Byzantium. In related news, the actuary tables for Byzantine life insurance get a major adjustment, almost if they expect some kind of major catastrophe. :rofl:
December 1662: With Wusuli as a Russian core (I'm fairly certain I already mentioned this boundary dispute -- I get so many of them they're hard to keep track of), it is war with Korea to retake what is rightfully mine!
Bihar honors their alliance with Korea.
February 1663: Tibet warns me. Unless they have large armies of abominable snowmen, I am unconcerned.
May 1663: Zheteru cores.
July 1663: Ming scores a victory over Manchu, inadvertently benefitting me by releasing Oirat Horde yet again.
August 1663: The Battle of Mandla sees the complete destruction of a Bihar (Bihari?) army with almost zero Russian casualties.
September 1663: Verkohzehkoye cores.
My university in Armenia is finished, so God gives us a new mission: naval race vs. Great Britain. I laugh hysterically and cancel it as soon as I can. God changes his mind and asks us to colonize Rio de Oro. Sure, I've got colonists to spare.
October 1663: Peace with Korea. I took my core and a couple of Bihar provinces I need to build my road to India.
With my shiny new core, I can colonize more places in the Pacific, and I begin colonizing the island north of Japan (the one with three provinces). This is a potential base to attack Japan later, as I have land access, via a strait, into Japan proper.
Reader feedback requested : I attempted to DOW the Northern Japanese faction in a later update, but was unable to do so. There are literally no diplomatic options unless I attack Kyoto, currently OPM Japan, and it won't let me use my Reconquest CB for that. Is this working as designed or is this a bug I ought to report?
November 1663: Kerey converts.
December 1663: Malwa, feeling suicidal, DOWs Russia.
March 1664: Kara Kum converts.
May 1664: The AI is apparently hungry for me to fight Bohemia, since it gives me a core on Ersekujvar. Honestly, I'm not interested. Also, apparently, there is peace with Malwa -- I didn't annex them, but I didn't take a screen shot, so I have no idea what I got, if anything.
I do get a Tribal Conquest CB against Candar, and given that I would like to control all of Asia Minor, this one I will take, down the road. I also get Border Friction against Maharasthra -- that one I'll leave.
July 1664: Since they've been culture shifting, I no longer accept Tatar as a culture. I will keep their delicious sauce, however.
August 1664: Pyotr Skopin is re-elected on the platform "Hey, you'll probably do worse if you don't re-elect me." He gets 100% of the most important voting bloc, me.
December 1664: GB eats Iroquois. Somewhere, PrawnStar sheds a single tear.
January 1665: Colonial Conquest CB on Castille for the bordering provinces on Rio de Oro. Eh.
Morocco warns me. Don't worry, I don't (currently) have designs on North Africa.
February 1665: Candar, on the other hand...
March 1665: How weak is Byzantium now? Albania can beat them, take a province, and some cash.
October 1665: Candar joins the Russian Republic, after a little persuading and a little looting, burning down villages, what have you.
January 1666: God now wants us to beef up defenses in Murgan (I might have missed a mission here -- if I did, it's not important). I start building a new fort.
August 1666: With the religious liberation CB, Khorasan DOWs me.
October 1666: Shiribeshi, the first province on the Japanese island, will produce fish.
December 1666: Nerchinsky cores. One of Khorasan's allies, Orissa, gets sassy and invades Dadra. The army is rapidly and utterly destroyed.
February 1667: Assam peaces out.
I let Khorasan off easy -- I don't have any spare infamy.
March 1667: Shockingly, Tokachi also produces fish.
April 1667: God wants me to eliminate the Ottoman Empire. You're the boss! I need to burn off a little more infamy first.
May 1667: In news that surprises absolutely no one, the third Japanese province also produces fish.
We get Iron in the Kurils, however.
I also replace my 2* diplomat with a 4* diplomat.
June 1667: Apparently mad I haven't attacked Bohemia yet, the AI gives me yet another core, Trakai, and the subsequent Reconquest CB.
July 1667: Dornod defects to Russia, Oirat Horde is eliminated yet again.
We also discover Kodiak Island. Now, it's actually totally useless wasteland, but Russia is the first to discover Alaska. That counts for something.
October 1667: I let some Aleutians live in peace, give them some cash, and take a base tax +1. A good time is had by all.
Oh yeah, I'm also ready for war.
December 1667: The Ottomans call in big bad Yemen.
Hungary warns me.
March 1668: The Ottoman Empire... is... OUTTA HERE!
God now decides I've been a warmongering bastard and I should take it easy. But I did all of this in your name! [Mission is to reduce infamy.]
July 1668: Kutch cores. I love it when previously foreign COTs core.
Dadra converts.
August 1668: Yemen white peaces with Russia.
Skopin dies -- the new leader, Mefodiy Baranov, is the very definition of blah, 5/6/5.
November 1668: Construction begins on the University of Constantinople.
December 1668: Sivas converts.
July 1669: I totally forgot about my core on Byzantium until now. Not any more
August 1669: Siena honors the alliance with the Byzantines, and the war is over.
September 1669: Mangyshlak converts.
December 1669: We close out this update with a warning to Bihar. I want the rest of my Road to India, dammit! One thing I've noticed is that warnings rarely do any good -- the warnee simply doesn't DOW anybody and I never get to use it. It's a great deterrent, but that's about it.
Another update should be coming in the next couple of days.