Hello everyone. My name is NiniNunny, and today, a horrible atrocity occurred.
I was walking down the street when out of nowhere, a clown came around the corner -- but this was no ordinary clown, no regular comedian. His facepaint was purely black and white, like a Mad Max bad guy come to life, and not like those of true clowns, those blessed and merry deliverers of happiness and joy -- nor did his attire contain all of the colors of the LGBT flag, but instead, he was adorned in both socks AND sandals (a blasphemous combination that would alert any man to his true nature if the other signs did not signal it first,) jnco jeans, and a t-shirt that said, and I quote, "juggaho pride world wide (current year)". Atop his head was a greasy mop of hair, not bright and cuddly, but covered in the sweat of pure, diluted evil and bad hygiene.
The foul creature approached me, appraising me like a bear looking over a lamb.
I was walking down the street when out of nowhere, a clown came around the corner -- but this was no ordinary clown, no regular comedian. His facepaint was purely black and white, like a Mad Max bad guy come to life, and not like those of true clowns, those blessed and merry deliverers of happiness and joy -- nor did his attire contain all of the colors of the LGBT flag, but instead, he was adorned in both socks AND sandals (a blasphemous combination that would alert any man to his true nature if the other signs did not signal it first,) jnco jeans, and a t-shirt that said, and I quote, "juggaho pride world wide (current year)". Atop his head was a greasy mop of hair, not bright and cuddly, but covered in the sweat of pure, diluted evil and bad hygiene.
The foul creature approached me, appraising me like a bear looking over a lamb.
He leaned over me, looking deep into my eyes. His breath reeked of Mountain Dew (TM) and Doritos (TM).
"Whoop whoop ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo fam smh tbh rn."
And like that, that... THING... was off, NWA - Fuck The Police blaring out of his ipod as he did so. The occasion left me shocked, stunned, traumatized by what I had just witnessed! I immediately ran home, huffing and panting and wheezing and sobbing, slamming the door open with an outstretched hand!
"MUM MUM! I GOT BULLIED TODAY AT SCHOOL, I NEED NUGGIES AND FREE VIDYA, STAT!"
And that's where you come in, dear reader. I may currently be feasting on the finest tendies this side of Wendy's, but I still do not have a free copy of Europa Unviersalis 4: Spore 2. Please, help a young lad with the high functioning autism aspergers cancer down syndrome disease achieve his greatest dream before he is kill. I have played all of the Paradox games ever, including the very first, Europa Universalis 4, and have been a lifelong fan. (Literally, I came out of the womb clutching my prized Alienware laptop. which had a copy of EU4 already installed.)
Also please donate to my Patreon.
"Whoop whoop ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo fam smh tbh rn."
And like that, that... THING... was off, NWA - Fuck The Police blaring out of his ipod as he did so. The occasion left me shocked, stunned, traumatized by what I had just witnessed! I immediately ran home, huffing and panting and wheezing and sobbing, slamming the door open with an outstretched hand!
"MUM MUM! I GOT BULLIED TODAY AT SCHOOL, I NEED NUGGIES AND FREE VIDYA, STAT!"
And that's where you come in, dear reader. I may currently be feasting on the finest tendies this side of Wendy's, but I still do not have a free copy of Europa Unviersalis 4: Spore 2. Please, help a young lad with the high functioning autism aspergers cancer down syndrome disease achieve his greatest dream before he is kill. I have played all of the Paradox games ever, including the very first, Europa Universalis 4, and have been a lifelong fan. (Literally, I came out of the womb clutching my prized Alienware laptop. which had a copy of EU4 already installed.)
Also please donate to my Patreon.
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