anonymous4401 said:
Considering what we assume he is doing in that province, that tax value is sure to increase one or a few generations from now.
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Considering what we assume he is doing in that province, that tax value is sure to increase one or a few generations from now.
Well, at least taking Alania won't be too difficult. Unless something odd happens, which will most assuredly occur.
Loser Alania.
This is the province of Alania. At 3.63 base income its base income is crazy high. Above it is a peace offer from the owner of Alania, offering me Alania.
This is the ruler of Alania. He is just a kid, yet his stats still put my dynasty to shame.
This is me annexing Alania.
Why yes I am sure the three-province Kingdom of Wales will do a lot against the Seljuk Turks!
Well whatever. Let's laugh at the misfortunes of Hermann's son Berengar some more! Ha ha he has an old wife!
By the way I also move my Adana regiment to the Caucuses.
Well at least the Byzantines can take care of that.
Does that mean he has multiple personalities?
Oh yeah since I kept moving my armies around places like the Caucuses the Duchy is in severe debt now.
Not even crushing the dreams of the burghers can help.
Debt sucks. You can't build things and you have to sell things randomly by event. Yeah I guess that's pretty much what debt is. You won't want to miss the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 25: Alania
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer requisitioned bureaucratically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1163-1164
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer requisitioned bureaucratically from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1163-1164
Code:
[b][color=lime] Aargau ✓
Abauj ✓
Abkhazia ✓
Abydos ✓
Achaia ✓
Acre ✓
Adana ✓
Adrianopolis ✓
Agder ✓
Agen ✓
Agrigento ✓
Aintab ✓
Akershus ✓
Al Alamayn ✓
Al Amarah ✓
Al 'Aqabah ✓
Al Bichri ✓
Al Djazair ✓
Al Habbariyah ✓
Al Hasa ✓
Al Jawf ✓
Al Jazira ✓
Al Mafraq ✓
Al Miqdadiyah ✓
Al Nadjaf ✓
Al Nasiryah ✓
Åland ✓[/color]
[color=yellow]Alania[/color][/b]
Albania
Albarracin
Albret
Alcacer do Sal
Alcantara
Aleppo
Alexandretta
Alexandria
Algeciras
Almansa
Almeria
Altmark
Amida
Amiens
Amisos
Amman
Ancona
Andernach
Ångermanland
Angouleme
Angus
Anhalt
Ani
Anjou
Ankyra
Annaba
Ansbach
Anti-Atlas
Antiocheia
Apulia
Aquileia
Aracena
Aral
Ar'ar
Arborea
Archa
Argyll
Armagnac
Arques
Árta
Artois
Asas
Ascalon
Asturias de Oviedo
Asturias de Santillana
Aswan
Asyut
Atheniai
Atholl
Atlas Mnt
Attaleia
Aukshayts
Austisland
Auvergne
Auxerre
Avhaz
Avranches
Az Zarqa
Azerbaijan
Azov
Baalbek
Bacs
Badajoz
Baden
Baghdad
Bahrein
Barcelona
Bari
Bashkirs
Basra
Bearn
Bedford
Beersheb
Beirut
Bejaija
Belgorod
Belgrade
Beloozero
Benevento
Benghazi
Beni Yanni
Bereg
Beresty
Bergenshus
Bern
Berwick
Besancon
Bezhetsky Verh
Bihar
Bilyar
Bira
Birlad
Biskra
Bizerte
Bjarmia
Black Clobucks
Blois
Bologna
Bordeaux
Bornholm
Boulogne
Bourbon
Bourges
Brabant
Braganza
Brandenburg
Braunschweig
Breda
Breisgau
Bremen
Brescia
Bristol
Brugge
Bryansk
Buchan
Buhairya
Bukhara
Bulgar
Burgos
Burtasy
Byzantion
Caceres
Cadiz
Cagliari
Cairo
Caithness
Calatayud
Calatrava
Canarias
Capua
Carcassonne
Carrick
Castellon
Castelo Branco
Cebta
Celle
Chaldea
Chalkidike
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Chandax
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Chartres
Cheb
Chelminskie
Chernigov
Cherson
Chester
Chortitza
Chud
Chur
Chuvash
Cieszyn
Coimbra
Compostela
Consenza
Constantia
Constantine
Cordoba
Corfu
Cornouaille
Cornwall
Corsica
Cremona
Crimea
Csanad
Cuenca
Cumberland
Cyrenaica
Czersk
Dailam
Dal
Dalarna
Damascus
Damman
Danzig
Darab
Darum
Dauphine Viennois
Deir
Delta
Demetrias
Denia
Derbent
Derby
Desht-i-Kipchak
Desmumu
Devon
Dihistan
Dijon
Djerba
Don portage
Dorostotum
Dorpat
Dorset
Dorylaion
Druz
Dublin
Durham
Dwin
Dyfed
Dyrrachion
Edessa
Eilat
El Bierzo
El Rif
El-Arish
Emba
Empuries
Ephesos
Épieros
Esfahan
Essex
Esztergom
Eu
Euboia
Euphrates
Evora
Evreux
Exeter
Faereyar
Famagusta
Farama
Faro
Fars
Feher
Fejer
Ferrara
Fes
Fife
Figuig
Finland
Finnveden
Firenze
Foggia
Foix
Forcalquier
Forez
Franken
Frisia
Fürstenberg
Fyn
Gabes
Gabiyaha
Galatia
Galaz
Galich
Galich Mersky
Galindia
Galloway
Galway
Gästrikland
Gelre
Gemer
Geneve
Genoa
Gent
Gevaudan
Gilan
Gizeh
Glamorgan
Gloucester
Gnieznienskie
Gorodez
Gotland
Göttingen
Granada
Grassland Cheremisa
Grisons
Guines
Gurgan
Guria
Gwent
Gwynedd
Hainaut
Halland
Hålogaland
Hälsingland
Hama
Hamadan
Hamburg
Hampshire
Hanyan
Hdemark
Hebron
Hellas
Hendjan
Herakleia
Hereford
Herjedalen
Heves
Hijaz
Hlynov
Holland
Holstein
Homs
Hormuz
Hradec Kralove
Hum
Ifni
Ikonion
Ilam
Ile de France
Imeretia
Infa
Innsbruck
Irbid
Isle of Man
Istria
Itil
Jaca
Jacwiez
Jaffa
Jamtland
Jerusalem
Jülich
Jylland
Kabilia
Kairwan
Kaisereia
Kajanaborg
Kakheti
Kaliopolis
Kaliskie
Kalmar Län
Kama
Kaneia
Kara-Kum
Karbala
Karelen
Karin
Kärnten
Kartli
Karvuna
Kasogs
Kemi
Kempten
Kent
Kerak
Kerman
Kexholm
Khopyor
Khorasan
Khozistan
Khwarizm
Kiev
Kirkuk
Kleve
Kola
Köln
Kolomna
Koloneia
Korchev
Korinthos
Korsun
Kostroma
Krain
Krakowskie
Krizevci
Kuban
Kufa
Kujawy
Kuma
Kurdistan
Kurs
Kuwait
Kyzikos
La Mancha
La Marche
Labourd
Laigin
Lancaster
Laodikeia
Lappland
Laristan
Lausitz
Lecce
Leicester
Leiningen
Lemdiyya
Leon
Leon
Leptis Magna
Lesbos
Lettigalians
Liberec
Liege
Limisol
Limousin
Lincoln
Lisboa
Livorno
Livs
Lleida
Lombardia
Loon
Lorraine
Lothian
Lower Dniepr
Lower Don
Lower Silesia
Lower Volga
Lübeck
Lubusz
Lucca
Lukomorie
Lüneburg
Luristan
Lusignan
Lut
Luxembourg
Lykandos
Lykia
Lyon
Lyubech
Maan
Macon
Madaba
Mahdia
Maine
Mainz
Malaga
Mallorca
Malta
Mangyshlak
Mantua
Manupura
Manych
Mar
Marienburg
Marmaros
Marrakech
Massat
Maverannahr
Mayo
Mazandaran
Mecca
Mecklemburg
Medelpad
Medina
Medjerda
Meissen
Melitene
Memel
Menorca
Mertola
Merv
Merya
Mesembria
Mesopotamia
Messina
Methone
Metz
Mide
Minsk
Modena
Molina
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Monferrato
Monreal
Montpellier
Morava
Moray
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Moskva
Mosul
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Mzab
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Närke
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Nevers
Nice
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Nitra
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Nordgau
Norfolk
North Dvina
Northampton
Northumberland
Novgorod
Novgorod Seversky
Nubia
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Nyland
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Oka
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Onega
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Pereyaslavl Zalessky
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Perigord
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Petra
Pfalz
Philippopolis
Piemonte
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Piombino
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Plauen
Plock
Plzen
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Powys
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Pressburg
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Provence
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Qom
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Quena
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Rayy
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Rhodos
Rioja
Rogaland
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Romny
Rosello
Ross
Rostock
Rostov
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Rummah
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Ryn Desert
Sacz
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Saintonge
Salamanca
Salerno
Salisbury
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Samoyeds
Sandomierskie
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Saray
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Sarkel
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Savoie
Savolaks
Scalovia
Schwaben
Schwyz
Seleukeia
Semender
Senj
Senoussi
Sens
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Sharukan
Shemakha
Shetland
Shiraz
Shirvan
Shrewsbury
Siena
Sieradzko-Leczyckie
Silves
Sinai
Sinjar
Sinope
Siracusa
Sistan
Sjaelland
Skåne
Slesvig
Sligo
Slupsk
Småland
Smolensk
Smyrna
Snassen
Södermanland
Somerset
Sopron
Soria
Southern Ural
Sozopolis
Split
Spoleto
St. Gallen
Starya Russa
Steiermark
Stettin
Sticht
Strathclyde
Strymon
Sudan
Sudovia
Suenik
Suffolk
Sugrov
Sundgau
Surrey
Sussex
Sutherland
Suwaida
Suzdal
Syria
Syrj
Syrt
Syrte
Szekelyföld
Szekezfehervar
Tabaristan
Tabriz
Tabuk
Tadmor
Tana
Tangiers
Tao
Taranto
Taron
Tarragona
Tarsos
Tavasts
Telemark
Tell Atlas
Tell Bashir
Teluch
Temes
Terebovl
Terra Incognita
Tharasset
Theodosia
Theodosiopolis
Thessalia
Thessalonike
Thouars
Thrake
Thüringen
Tiberias
Tigris
Tir Connail
Tir Eoghain
Tirgoviste
Tirol
Tlemcen
Tmutarakan
Tobruk
Toledo
Torki
Tortosa
Torzhok
Toulouse
Tourraine
Trans-portage
Trapani
Trapezous
Trencín
Trent
Treviso
Tripoli
Tripolitana
Trøndelag
Troyes
Tuadmumu
Tunis
Turkmen
Turnu
Turov
Tver
Tyana
Tyrnovo
Tyrus
Uglich
Ugra
Ulaid
Ulm
Unused
Upper Silesia
Uppland
Urbino
Urgell
Urmumu
Usora
Usti nad Labem
Usturt
Uzens
Valais
Valencia
Valladolid
Vannes
Varadzin
Värmland
Vas
Vaspurakan
Västerbotten
Västergötland
Västmanland
Veglia
Velikiye Luki
Veliky Ustug
Venaissin
Vendome
Venezia
Verdun
Vermandois
Verona
Vestfold
Vestisland
Vexin
Viborg
Vidin
Viken
Viscaya
Vitebsk
Viviers
Vladimir
Vladimir Volynsky
Vodi
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Votyaki
Vyazma
Warwick
Weimar
Werle
West Dvina
Western Isles
Westfriesland
Westmorland
Wolgast
Württemberg
Yaik
Yaroslavl
Yatvyagi
Yazd
Yegorlyk
York
Yperen
Zachlumia
Zadar
Zagreb
Zamora
Zaozerye
Zaragoza
Zeeland
Zemigalians
Zeta
Zhmud
ZyrianeThis is the province of Alania. At 3.63 base income its base income is crazy high. Above it is a peace offer from the owner of Alania, offering me Alania.
This is the ruler of Alania. He is just a kid, yet his stats still put my dynasty to shame.
This is me annexing Alania.
Why yes I am sure the three-province Kingdom of Wales will do a lot against the Seljuk Turks!
Well whatever. Let's laugh at the misfortunes of Hermann's son Berengar some more! Ha ha he has an old wife!
By the way I also move my Adana regiment to the Caucuses.
Well at least the Byzantines can take care of that.
Does that mean he has multiple personalities?
Oh yeah since I kept moving my armies around places like the Caucuses the Duchy is in severe debt now.
Not even crushing the dreams of the burghers can help.
Debt sucks. You can't build things and you have to sell things randomly by event. Yeah I guess that's pretty much what debt is. You won't want to miss the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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Real Men Are Pleased To See Another Province Fa... Be Liberated By The Cruelly Valorous Von Habsburgs.
It would be beter if Artois were in the hands of the Welsh.Prising it out of Welsh hands seems a darn sight easier than fighting the Seljuks again.
Real Men Capture Two Provinces At A Time Now That They Have The Strenght To Do So.
Not that Albania.
This is the province of Albania. It is Orthodox Persian.
It is also ruled by a child, but at least this one's stats aren't embarrassingly high. His name, however, is embarrassingly long! And hilarious!
Independent Sheikdom! Woo!
Get 'em, boys!
And the last wife of the late, great Stefan von Habsburg dies, leaving behind a son who is now the Count of Arborea who I've pretty much forgotten about.
As you can see he not only takes after Stefan better than Johann does, but also has the name of the first von Habsburg! Also I have to sell stuff.
Poor Ernst.
And yes, it did take six months for my army to march from Alania to the province north of Albania, a distance of two provinces. Thanks, mountainous provinces!
And while they've been walking, they've been sucking even more money from my treasury!
And the battle finally begins.
Aboughamr Khwarizm-Shah. Best name ever or best name ever? Screw the von Habsburgs! I want to play the Khwarizm-Shahs! The tale of the von Habsburgs takes the most unpredictable turn ever in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 26: Albania
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer forged skillfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1164
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer forged skillfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1164
Code:
[b][color=lime] Aargau ✓
Abauj ✓
Abkhazia ✓
Abydos ✓
Achaia ✓
Acre ✓
Adana ✓
Adrianopolis ✓
Agder ✓
Agen ✓
Agrigento ✓
Aintab ✓
Akershus ✓
Al Alamayn ✓
Al Amarah ✓
Al 'Aqabah ✓
Al Bichri ✓
Al Djazair ✓
Al Habbariyah ✓
Al Hasa ✓
Al Jawf ✓
Al Jazira ✓
Al Mafraq ✓
Al Miqdadiyah ✓
Al Nadjaf ✓
Al Nasiryah ✓
Åland ✓
Alania ✓[/color]
[color=yellow]Albania[/color][/b]
Albarracin
Albret
Alcacer do Sal
Alcantara
Aleppo
Alexandretta
Alexandria
Algeciras
Almansa
Almeria
Altmark
Amida
Amiens
Amisos
Amman
Ancona
Andernach
Ångermanland
Angouleme
Angus
Anhalt
Ani
Anjou
Ankyra
Annaba
Ansbach
Anti-Atlas
Antiocheia
Apulia
Aquileia
Aracena
Aral
Ar'ar
Arborea
Archa
Argyll
Armagnac
Arques
Árta
Artois
Asas
Ascalon
Asturias de Oviedo
Asturias de Santillana
Aswan
Asyut
Atheniai
Atholl
Atlas Mnt
Attaleia
Aukshayts
Austisland
Auvergne
Auxerre
Avhaz
Avranches
Az Zarqa
Azerbaijan
Azov
Baalbek
Bacs
Badajoz
Baden
Baghdad
Bahrein
Barcelona
Bari
Bashkirs
Basra
Bearn
Bedford
Beersheb
Beirut
Bejaija
Belgorod
Belgrade
Beloozero
Benevento
Benghazi
Beni Yanni
Bereg
Beresty
Bergenshus
Bern
Berwick
Besancon
Bezhetsky Verh
Bihar
Bilyar
Bira
Birlad
Biskra
Bizerte
Bjarmia
Black Clobucks
Blois
Bologna
Bordeaux
Bornholm
Boulogne
Bourbon
Bourges
Brabant
Braganza
Brandenburg
Braunschweig
Breda
Breisgau
Bremen
Brescia
Bristol
Brugge
Bryansk
Buchan
Buhairya
Bukhara
Bulgar
Burgos
Burtasy
Byzantion
Caceres
Cadiz
Cagliari
Cairo
Caithness
Calatayud
Calatrava
Canarias
Capua
Carcassonne
Carrick
Castellon
Castelo Branco
Cebta
Celle
Chaldea
Chalkidike
Chalons
Chandax
Charolais
Chartres
Cheb
Chelminskie
Chernigov
Cherson
Chester
Chortitza
Chud
Chur
Chuvash
Cieszyn
Coimbra
Compostela
Consenza
Constantia
Constantine
Cordoba
Corfu
Cornouaille
Cornwall
Corsica
Cremona
Crimea
Csanad
Cuenca
Cumberland
Cyrenaica
Czersk
Dailam
Dal
Dalarna
Damascus
Damman
Danzig
Darab
Darum
Dauphine Viennois
Deir
Delta
Demetrias
Denia
Derbent
Derby
Desht-i-Kipchak
Desmumu
Devon
Dihistan
Dijon
Djerba
Don portage
Dorostotum
Dorpat
Dorset
Dorylaion
Druz
Dublin
Durham
Dwin
Dyfed
Dyrrachion
Edessa
Eilat
El Bierzo
El Rif
El-Arish
Emba
Empuries
Ephesos
Épieros
Esfahan
Essex
Esztergom
Eu
Euboia
Euphrates
Evora
Evreux
Exeter
Faereyar
Famagusta
Farama
Faro
Fars
Feher
Fejer
Ferrara
Fes
Fife
Figuig
Finland
Finnveden
Firenze
Foggia
Foix
Forcalquier
Forez
Franken
Frisia
Fürstenberg
Fyn
Gabes
Gabiyaha
Galatia
Galaz
Galich
Galich Mersky
Galindia
Galloway
Galway
Gästrikland
Gelre
Gemer
Geneve
Genoa
Gent
Gevaudan
Gilan
Gizeh
Glamorgan
Gloucester
Gnieznienskie
Gorodez
Gotland
Göttingen
Granada
Grassland Cheremisa
Grisons
Guines
Gurgan
Guria
Gwent
Gwynedd
Hainaut
Halland
Hålogaland
Hälsingland
Hama
Hamadan
Hamburg
Hampshire
Hanyan
Hdemark
Hebron
Hellas
Hendjan
Herakleia
Hereford
Herjedalen
Heves
Hijaz
Hlynov
Holland
Holstein
Homs
Hormuz
Hradec Kralove
Hum
Ifni
Ikonion
Ilam
Ile de France
Imeretia
Infa
Innsbruck
Irbid
Isle of Man
Istria
Itil
Jaca
Jacwiez
Jaffa
Jamtland
Jerusalem
Jülich
Jylland
Kabilia
Kairwan
Kaisereia
Kajanaborg
Kakheti
Kaliopolis
Kaliskie
Kalmar Län
Kama
Kaneia
Kara-Kum
Karbala
Karelen
Karin
Kärnten
Kartli
Karvuna
Kasogs
Kemi
Kempten
Kent
Kerak
Kerman
Kexholm
Khopyor
Khorasan
Khozistan
Khwarizm
Kiev
Kirkuk
Kleve
Kola
Köln
Kolomna
Koloneia
Korchev
Korinthos
Korsun
Kostroma
Krain
Krakowskie
Krizevci
Kuban
Kufa
Kujawy
Kuma
Kurdistan
Kurs
Kuwait
Kyzikos
La Mancha
La Marche
Labourd
Laigin
Lancaster
Laodikeia
Lappland
Laristan
Lausitz
Lecce
Leicester
Leiningen
Lemdiyya
Leon
Leon
Leptis Magna
Lesbos
Lettigalians
Liberec
Liege
Limisol
Limousin
Lincoln
Lisboa
Livorno
Livs
Lleida
Lombardia
Loon
Lorraine
Lothian
Lower Dniepr
Lower Don
Lower Silesia
Lower Volga
Lübeck
Lubusz
Lucca
Lukomorie
Lüneburg
Luristan
Lusignan
Lut
Luxembourg
Lykandos
Lykia
Lyon
Lyubech
Maan
Macon
Madaba
Mahdia
Maine
Mainz
Malaga
Mallorca
Malta
Mangyshlak
Mantua
Manupura
Manych
Mar
Marienburg
Marmaros
Marrakech
Massat
Maverannahr
Mayo
Mazandaran
Mecca
Mecklemburg
Medelpad
Medina
Medjerda
Meissen
Melitene
Memel
Menorca
Mertola
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ZyrianeThis is the province of Albania. It is Orthodox Persian.
It is also ruled by a child, but at least this one's stats aren't embarrassingly high. His name, however, is embarrassingly long! And hilarious!
Independent Sheikdom! Woo!
Get 'em, boys!
And the last wife of the late, great Stefan von Habsburg dies, leaving behind a son who is now the Count of Arborea who I've pretty much forgotten about.
As you can see he not only takes after Stefan better than Johann does, but also has the name of the first von Habsburg! Also I have to sell stuff.
Poor Ernst.
And yes, it did take six months for my army to march from Alania to the province north of Albania, a distance of two provinces. Thanks, mountainous provinces!
And while they've been walking, they've been sucking even more money from my treasury!
And the battle finally begins.
Aboughamr Khwarizm-Shah. Best name ever or best name ever? Screw the von Habsburgs! I want to play the Khwarizm-Shahs! The tale of the von Habsburgs takes the most unpredictable turn ever in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Ah the Albanians. Living by the Caspian is their ancestral home. Not really, they migrated into the area along with the Persians and Medes, so they've been there a while. Perhaps a bunch of them decided to join the Avara off their own bat or the Persians paid them and they fond living by the Adriatic much more pleasant.,
Rename your von Hapsburgs to the Khwarizm-Shahs. Their stats are no better.
Ernst is rich. Stefan needs the money!
Rename your von Hapsburgs to the Khwarizm-Shahs. Their stats are no better.
Ernst is rich. Stefan needs the money!
Alright, Anon, what god did you piss off to have such shyte stats all the time? Every time I see what you consider to be "decent" or "good" stats, it always makes me want to cry - because those stats are abysmal by my standards.
And, if you know which god you've pissed off, why in the world haven't you offered appropriate sacrifice?!
And, if you know which god you've pissed off, why in the world haven't you offered appropriate sacrifice?!
Do that again and Albania.
Ah, that age-old trick! That sure will help me with things. Anyways, on to the next province. The tale of the von Habsburgs takes the most unpredictable turn ever in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 26: Albania
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer forged skillfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1164-1165
I've been moving my Abydos regiment to Agen SECRETLY.
While the Byzantines have lost northern Greece and all of Thrace to the Seljuks. The Byzantines now officially hold no Greek territory!
Marrying away Irish refugees back to Irish counts la dee dah.
Great courage while LOSING. Loser. Also that was a two-month battle in which 90% of the participants died. Bummer.
Who is Meinhard? I thought it was Leopold? Man this game...
And with the regiments of Abkhazia and Adrianopolis forced to retreat for two months, it is up to the Adanans to save the day!
This almost makes up for Eberhard's father Hartmann taking thousands of gold away from me! Almost. Not really.
Yeah, you show 'em, Menendo! Your awesome rule of two scattered base-0.60 desert Arab provinces sure means that you can not be a bastard anymore to your dead bishop father!
And as the Swedes join the Crusade, I pull off the age-old trick of sending my leaderful regiments away JUST as the castle is about to fall, so that it can fall to the leaderless regiment, and give the heathen province to the Duke!
See?
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer forged skillfully from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1164-1165
I've been moving my Abydos regiment to Agen SECRETLY.
While the Byzantines have lost northern Greece and all of Thrace to the Seljuks. The Byzantines now officially hold no Greek territory!
Marrying away Irish refugees back to Irish counts la dee dah.
Great courage while LOSING. Loser. Also that was a two-month battle in which 90% of the participants died. Bummer.
Who is Meinhard? I thought it was Leopold? Man this game...
And with the regiments of Abkhazia and Adrianopolis forced to retreat for two months, it is up to the Adanans to save the day!
This almost makes up for Eberhard's father Hartmann taking thousands of gold away from me! Almost. Not really.
Yeah, you show 'em, Menendo! Your awesome rule of two scattered base-0.60 desert Arab provinces sure means that you can not be a bastard anymore to your dead bishop father!
And as the Swedes join the Crusade, I pull off the age-old trick of sending my leaderful regiments away JUST as the castle is about to fall, so that it can fall to the leaderless regiment, and give the heathen province to the Duke!
See?
Ah, that age-old trick! That sure will help me with things. Anyways, on to the next province. The tale of the von Habsburgs takes the most unpredictable turn ever in the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Careless of the Byzantines to Mislay so Many Provinces. Real Men go on to Spain and the Ghoul-ridden Alberracin.
Meinherd Turning up was Most Unpredictable. What Next, a Man Who is Dead Ruling a Demesne?
Meinherd Turning up was Most Unpredictable. What Next, a Man Who is Dead Ruling a Demesne?