Re~Birth Of Rome (My AAR)

[Licou]

On january first 1492, the Pope Innocentius VIII was walking on the cold marble flore of the Saint-Pierre Basilique. But sudently, he walked on a wet spot, after the yesterday's rain. He feld on the floor, head first.

After A day of care, he woke up.

Advisor :" The doctor did a great job you goldyness "
Pope : "Shut the fuck up you. GUARDS !"
Guard : "yes?"
Pope : "Get this man killed and bring me the senator of Romagna, tell him that I made him my new advisor"
Guard : "but there is no such thing as a senator in the Papal States."
Pope : "You, get this guard killed to. And bring me the richest guy of Emilia, and the richest guys of Romagna. And call me Emperator"
The guy : " At once emperator"

After that strangest day in the Popes palace, the world his about to change. At least I hope.

 

[Licou]

January 13, a tax colecotr is getting trained in Rome, Emilia and Romagna.

April 12, the emperator as signed the treaty of Todesillas.

July 23, Modeana ask for a Royal mariage, I accept rigth away, not without questions though.
Pope.. errr Emperator : "I though I couldn't have children, since I can't have any relation with the oposite sex".
New advisor : "You are an Emperator now, so you can have sex. "
Emperator : "but I never had sex before."
But the Emperator said : "Who cares."

July 28, The eperator Innocentius VIII passed away. Alexander VI, takes the title of Emperator of Rome.

August 5, Pskov, Russia, Crimea and Ryzan decalres war upon Kazan.

November 1, Our land technology advance to field artillery. We can now build migthy cannons.

January 18, 1493, We have finished our tax colectors, we do now prepare our forces to Invade Naples and Milan.

July 4, 1493, we are now ready to invade Naples and Milan. We summon our allies. Without forgetting to spread choas and merders.
Emperator : "declare war at Naples and her ally Milan."
Advisor : "Sure, but they have other allies"
Emperator : "then summon our allies"
So, something liek that appens : Navarra, Papal States, France, Savoy and Brittany declares war against Naples, Spain, England, Milan, Lorraine, Mameluks, Persia and cologne. A wordl war what

Update coming soon for the outcome of the war.

 

[Licou]

October 16, We have to take a loan to cover our rampage.

Febuary 27 1494, Russia annexes Kazan

March 11, France annexes Lorraine

March 28, Our glorius Comander D'Este have captured Naples, only one province left to go!

July 26, Prussia, Teutonic Order declares war against Poland-Lithuania, Hanseactic League and Hannover

January 18, 1495, Poland-Lithuania Conquers Kurland and asks for 4 ducats.

March 20, 1495 The great colonel Fossano takes Milan, we demand the annexation rigth away. We only need one more province form Naples and the war is over.

May 11 1496, Naples Apulia surrenders, the war is over! The Emperator in victorius.

Stick around for the after war update.

 

[Licou]

December 8, 1496, the hated Turk annexed the mameluks.

December 25, France accepted with Spain a peace treaty, thus giving France Franche comte and Artois.

January first, 1597, Ceaser borgia joins my ranks. I send him rigth into messina.

I have to go, update in a hour or so.

 

[unmerged(2445)]

Nice one

"You, get this guard killed too" LOL ... nice idea anyway ... Popes turning into powerful warmongers ... Hey, wait a minute: It happened all the time! Wheres the difference? Ay, now they are honest. Well, I enjoy your AAR.. Go on!

 

[Licou]

I am happy you are enoying.

Ok update .

(sorry but for the moment I sorta lost the control with the dates but I will do something about it after.)

I got Messina in a war with Spain and I changed alliance for one with Tuscany Modena Genoa and the Knigths.

I'm investing for mayors, and I wont do anywars until I get them. But after, the wprld will be mine

 

[unmerged(3523)]

But... I want the world... gimme gimme gimme! Milan forever! Oh, wait, we were annexed by The Papal States in this history! Drat! Cancel the victory celebration! Better yet, move it to Rome.

Good luck with this AAR, keep up the funny Emperator scenes, and don't get the whole of the world on you. It's very bad, it's happened to me, but that was in another history...

 

[Vulture]

Funny start... keep it up

Btw, post longer installments... The three-month update is not the right course

 

[Licou]

I sorta stoped that game because I though that peple didn't give a coconut about it, but if Vulture is interested, I will keep it up!!!

 

[unmerged(5205)]

I am still interested in the game.Although I do hate you for being the dirty Papals.Here is a list of the countries you CANNOT annex.If you annex them I'll kick your ass:

Mughal Empire
Turkey
Attutaha(spelling?)
Sweden

Remember,if you goto war at all with these countries,I"LL SHOVE A SCUD MISSLE UP YOUR ASS!!!!

 

[Licou]

Explain to me how you will do that please? Since, we live sorta far from each other.

 

[unmerged(3523)]

I'm sure he can find a terrorist to buy a ICBM off of...

 

[unmerged(3122)]

nice AAR! i cant wait for more!

 

[unmerged(4076)]

Praise from mister "mad-general"!

And I second proudirishmick's threat. I'll send my trusty assasins after you! (Okay I don't really care about those Indian blokes but Sweden, there's another thing!)

Tokarev

 

[unmerged(4029)]

I really like your AAR...
I once played the Papal States (to restore the Roman Empire in all it's glory!! )
After 50 years, I had ALL of italy (except sicily), switzerland, all of the HRE except of course Austria and the Hansa, and... papal possesions in Canada and india

Anyway, continue as you were doing great, but one suggestion though: what is emperator??? I suppose it is a mix of the English word Emperor and the Latin word Imperator... just make it Imperator Caesar Augustus Rex Princeps Senatus Pater Patriae and Dictator for life (Caesar's title)