CHAPTER V: TIMURIDS
Part 1: Whack a Mole (1510-1515)
First, a quick apology for running silent for a few weeks. Work's been a bit 'interesting' the last few weeks, and when I'm focused on that it's hard for me to focus on writing. That, and I knew I needed to be on my game to give the Timurids justice. Let's see here...
Executive Summary:
Welcome to the Timurid Empire! Large, powerful, and horribly mismanaged. We got here just in time.
Babur III, despite having a bit of an elephant fetish, is definitely up to the task of keeping our empire together and moving us forward. Ahmad simply doesn't understand operational or grand strategy, though as a tactical commander (F1 M2) he's not so bad.
Our relations are almost unilaterally poor, something to do with having CBs on every single one of my neighbors, not to mention an event that fires once per year or so promising riches and giving a claim on a neighboring territory.
On the other hand, we do have one ally (Golden Horde), one vassal (Punjab), and a handful of RMs/MAs.
Our army consists of 47 regiments with a 43 maximum. Of these, 25 are eastern archers, 19 eastern steppe cavalry, and a bit of a surprise: three bronze mortars. I considered disbanding the mortars as out of character, but couldn't find anything that actually said it slowed the army down in EU4. I do end up getting rid of three mercenary infantry regiments.
Our navy consists of a carrack, a barque and a galley. Well, we're not going to win any naval contests so I end up keeping the barque for trade protection and disbanding the rest. Incidentally, the reason I'm disbanding at all is our economy happens to be in shambles: Five loans, negative cash flow. Enough said.
It should be no surprise we have stability problems. Oh, our overall level is fine (+1), but we have five active rebellions, a fair number of wrong culture provinces, and five wrong religion provinces - only two of which our missionaries can actually do something about.
For the first time all game though, I'm going in with a concrete plan. I want to form the Mughal Empire. If I can pull that off, alot of Timurids' tribal problems should vanish and I think they're large enough they might stand the test of time.
Of the provinces I need, one is owned, Multan owns one which I control, Gujarat has one and Delhi two. The Delhi ones are especially nice because, even though I don't have cores, I do have a mission abjuring me to wipe the idol worshippers off the map. Can do.
Action Plan:
I have three issues as we hit unpause.
1) I'm in the middle of a war that doesn't really help me form the Mughal Empire. Furthermore, I have a rather large army off the above map. It's time to bring them home.
No problem. I get what I want and can move troops home to whack on the rebels. Speaking of which:
2) I'm down to three rebellions after the peace, but more are probable: We use our missionary on one province (though it's going to take awhile), and begin systematically dealing with the wrong-culture provinces. I also find a neat decision:
Yes, sex bad. Abstinence good.
Wait, that doesn't sound right.
3) Our economy is in shambles. Getting rid of the mercs and warships helped, but we need more. I can use Admin to reduce our inflation from 4.5% to 0.5% - probably earned pillaging my enemies. I also pay off one of our loans. Then I notice our merchants are...oddly placed.
We have a merchant in Persia, which isn't the worst decision but a little out of the way. We have one in Kashmir directing traffic to Samarkand, where we collect from - except we have a perfectly good 'home' node in Indus. After some judicious shuffling I move to Indus/Kashmir/Basra and begin collecting from all of them. By the end of this turn I go from -5 ducats/month at full maintenance to +10. This isn't entirely a good thing as you'll read, but it's progress.
While Ahmad goes around whacking rebels, I have Babur stand aside as commander - I don't want him to die. We also switch our rivals around to Gujarat and Delhi - who we actually want to fight - and Qara Qoyunlu, who hates us anyway (-200 relations) and doesn't border us. No sense needlessly antagonizing people when I have a plan.
We also cancel our MA in Bundelkand to save on the diplomatic penalty for too many relationships. We don't need them anymore.
In May, revolters in Jangladesh kill two regients. They eventually fall to Ahmad, as do some Mongol 'patriots' that cross over the border from the Oirat Horde. People complain about the heavy handedness of a regional governor, so I execute him since -33 prestige is less painful right now than -1 stability.
1511 passes fairly quietly. Our army isn't at full maintenance - I can't afford it. In August we take the plunge however, as the Punjabi have raised 15 rebel regiments. The battle is actually somewhat anti-climactic.
Fortunately by then we're only running -2 ducats/month at full maintenance, and even that goes away once we finish retaking rebel provinces. By January 1512 the Timurids are stable, the coalition against our warmongering ways has drifted away, and so it's time to remind them why a coalition was actually a pretty good idea.
We have two choices of course: Delhi and Gujarat. I choose the latter - Gujarat's the bigger and more damaging target, but they happen to be in a nasty war with Nepal and Bundelkhand. Of Gujarat's two allies, Jaunpur is entirely occupied by Nepalese forces, while Multan is the country we just stole Punjab from: No army. Truce. They're not going to help. Gujarat has 15,000 men to our 40 odd, and 144 available manpower.
Even better, we sign an alliance with Kazakh. I don't expect them to help, but their size may convince someone not to take advantage while I'm busy. Let's do this.
Corporate Warfare
The plan was simple.
Simple, but perhaps poorly executed. The western armies would start sieging, while the eastern army would sit back and hopefully find the main Gujarati army.
I'd forgotten about our undermaintained lone barque, who immediately fled for port before three carracks. The carracks blockaded us for awhile, but ultimately it didn't signify. Neither did some uppity nobles demanding privileges (-10 prestige) - I gave them the honor of leading our regiments.
By November 1512 both western provinces are under siege. My main army was lured away with the hope of thrashing 3K Gujarati, and found the whole army. Unfortunately their army had enough of a headstart to avoid battle. I ended up getting MA through Jaisalmer (the country south of Multan), and finally Multan itself to buy myself enough flexibility to protect my sieging armies. By early 1513 I thought I had a pretty good setup.
Gujarat decided to test my design by attacking Upper Sind from the south. The Sind sieging army actually defeated Gujarat on their own, but by then my Hunter/Killer stack was in the same province. Over the next few months I chased the Gujarati around to their doom.
It probably should have ended there, but notice that small Gujarati army northwest of Roh? Well, after Roh fell I decided to give that small army to Khan Babur the Elephant Lover and hunt it down. We won the first battle. The second battle in September destroyed them - and my leader. Pandemonium followed.
Setbacks
Fortunately the event is bugged or unclear. The pretender stack did show up, but none of the nationalists did.
My first instinct is to ignore this and finish Gujarat off, but after a month spent pondering I realize I can't. Not with that +10 RR sitting out there. The Gujarati are only now thinking about rebuilding their army, so I take a huge chance and move my hunter/killer army north to deal with this upstart.
It actually pays off, for in November 1513 Upper Sind surrenders. Gujarat's more than happy to give me Roh in exchange for leaving them alone.
For the rest of the turn we play whack a mole.
In January 1514 we finally catch the pretender and deal him a crushing defeat, finishing him in two battles. This takes care of the immediate problem, but Mongols, Punjabi and Kashmir separatists have all chosen to roll the dice. This is how quickly a horde can fall apart.
It's about now, while my now fully unified army starts thrashing rebels - always
weeks after seizing the province and starting ten years of nationalist sentiments - that Nepalese officials let me know that Timur the Lame didn't get his name from any injury, but from his personality. They then dare us to do something about it. I have no interest in fighting Nepal, and even when they join a coalition against us - they're the only member. Good luck with that.
We break the backs of the rebellions pretty quickly. Eradicating them takes an annoying amount of time however.
(I included the Papal shot because this is the first time in all my EU3/4 games I've seen them win Papal Controller.)
Ongoing Opportunities for Growth
It is now June 1515, and on the one hand we're stronger than ever: We are one easy war away from having all the provinces we need to form the Empire, and can surely put together enough points to core them in time. No rebels, no one hates us enough to actually do something about us - certainly not with Kazakh standing by.
On the other hand, from a height of 47 regiments, we're now down to 37 - with 497 manpower. We can and have won, but we're starting to weaken and I don't want to trash their economy with mercenaries just when I have everything more or less fixed.
I think one more quick, glorious war - then sit back and whack rebels until we convert and take stock then. Does that sound good to you Johan?
Johan's Dice
Reign: 5 years
Roll: 3
Needed: 2+
Continue?: Yes
Sweet.