Whitney - Grand old city of Gloriana, palace of the north, home of Eutopia's oldest university, is growing dark, and stars are appearing. The moon rises over the Old Mayor's Residence. The streets are deserted. Some people are at home, watching the evening news, preparing for bed, and the like. But a large number of people are down at Peter's Hall, on Whitney University campus, to hear a speech given by one of the Nationalist Party candidates for Assembly.
There is much chatter in the crowd as people stroll about looking for a good place to sit, but finally eight o'clock approaches, and the lights begin flashing, warning that the event is about to begin.
Sir Edmund Mycroft walks onto the stage.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I hope that you all are having a nice evening, and that all you students have finished your homework before coming here.
A shout, "Not with old dingbat Godby as a professor!" An old man on the other side of the auditorium stands and waves a cane.
Ah yes, I had the old dingbat. For one term.
Godby waves his cane again. Students give the Whitney Shout, in recognition of a former student.
Well, let's get down to business. I am here tonight to speak to you about some issues that are near and dear to my heart. First of all, is the monarchy. I am at heart a strong supporter of a constituional monarchy, granting that the best way to achieve this is to hold a referendum to see if the rest of Eutopians agree with me. There has been an uproar about how the Constitution was rushed to vote without any sort of clause on a referendum on this issue, but I assure you, I did not support this. At the beginning of the convention I was quite vocal on the issue of the monarchy, and we agreed to let the matter rest, and return at a later point to determine the exactitudes of the referendum while we got down to writing the rest of the Constitution. This agreement was not held to and our governing document was rushed out and discussion was closed before any of the monarchists could say anything about it.
Limited cheering and boos, mixed between those who are happy to see the lack of referendum denounced and those who aren't quite so.
Please gentlemen, I assure you that if you elect me and my fellows in the Nationalist Party to government, the first thing I will do is to move that a referendum be held. Furthermore, if I have my way, there will be a further option asking as to whether, in the event that monarchy is supported, strict primogeniture should be held and that we should have Queen Maria on the throne, or whether Salic law should be respected and a male conetant will rule over us. I note that Queen Maria is one of the few claimants, if not the only, who has not waived her right to the throne, so although I know there is some argument on this, it may be difficult to find a man who will be King.
Clapping
Secondly, I would like to draw your attention to the right of arms. The left is intent that you not be allowed to own and hold a gun. This, quite frankly, is hogswallop.
Laughter, some clapping
Gloriana is a predominantly rural area, and many of you hunt. It would make it more difficult to hunt if we were deprived of our hunting guns. People who don't want you to own guns will tell you that it is possible to hunt without a gun, if they aren't also against hunting itself. Yes, it is possible to hunt without guns, by using traps or hounds, but if I am out hunting in one of the areas of Eutopia where dangerous animals exist, I certainly feel a bit safer with a gun at my side. And if gun hunting is banned, then it is almost certain that the people in power who put this law through would try to ban various other types of hunting as well.
Chanting from the portion of the crowd that hunts
Furthermore, gun rights have helped save Eutopia. I am not a great admirer of the late General Levarge, and while he did do some good things, I found his methods highly distasteful. Although I certainly do not want any of you to go out and shoot justly appointed rulers, (and I would be right there amongst the forefront seeking justice for such a murder) and although the man who killed Levarge will likely serve jail time if caught, Levarge had to go sooner or later. I approve of the motive. Those of you who have taken Professor Wilfred's course on Machiavelli know that the Florentine stated that a government that removes arms from its populace does not have the best interests of that populace at heart.
Professor Wilfred stands and bows; laughter and cheering
And as to gun safety? Just go out to you local gun club and get trained on how to use a gun! The left harps on how dangerous guns are, and how we should impose all sorts of restrictions, but the solution is quite simple once you think of it: active participation of the comunity in governing themselves and making sure one's own relatives and friends (and oneself) all know the basics of gun safety. There are clubs and organisations everywhere that offer good lessons taught by qualified people that have lots of experience.
To conclude: You all have a right to say who will rule you, and you know what I think on these issues. I hope you will all get out to vote, hopefully for the Nationalist Party, and make sure to watch for a Monarchy referendum after elections. Thank you all.
Loud clapping and cheering. Sir Edmund bows, stands a moment, and then steps off the stage. The speech is concluded.
There is much chatter in the crowd as people stroll about looking for a good place to sit, but finally eight o'clock approaches, and the lights begin flashing, warning that the event is about to begin.
Sir Edmund Mycroft walks onto the stage.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I hope that you all are having a nice evening, and that all you students have finished your homework before coming here.
A shout, "Not with old dingbat Godby as a professor!" An old man on the other side of the auditorium stands and waves a cane.
Ah yes, I had the old dingbat. For one term.
Godby waves his cane again. Students give the Whitney Shout, in recognition of a former student.
Well, let's get down to business. I am here tonight to speak to you about some issues that are near and dear to my heart. First of all, is the monarchy. I am at heart a strong supporter of a constituional monarchy, granting that the best way to achieve this is to hold a referendum to see if the rest of Eutopians agree with me. There has been an uproar about how the Constitution was rushed to vote without any sort of clause on a referendum on this issue, but I assure you, I did not support this. At the beginning of the convention I was quite vocal on the issue of the monarchy, and we agreed to let the matter rest, and return at a later point to determine the exactitudes of the referendum while we got down to writing the rest of the Constitution. This agreement was not held to and our governing document was rushed out and discussion was closed before any of the monarchists could say anything about it.
Limited cheering and boos, mixed between those who are happy to see the lack of referendum denounced and those who aren't quite so.
Please gentlemen, I assure you that if you elect me and my fellows in the Nationalist Party to government, the first thing I will do is to move that a referendum be held. Furthermore, if I have my way, there will be a further option asking as to whether, in the event that monarchy is supported, strict primogeniture should be held and that we should have Queen Maria on the throne, or whether Salic law should be respected and a male conetant will rule over us. I note that Queen Maria is one of the few claimants, if not the only, who has not waived her right to the throne, so although I know there is some argument on this, it may be difficult to find a man who will be King.
Clapping
Secondly, I would like to draw your attention to the right of arms. The left is intent that you not be allowed to own and hold a gun. This, quite frankly, is hogswallop.
Laughter, some clapping
Gloriana is a predominantly rural area, and many of you hunt. It would make it more difficult to hunt if we were deprived of our hunting guns. People who don't want you to own guns will tell you that it is possible to hunt without a gun, if they aren't also against hunting itself. Yes, it is possible to hunt without guns, by using traps or hounds, but if I am out hunting in one of the areas of Eutopia where dangerous animals exist, I certainly feel a bit safer with a gun at my side. And if gun hunting is banned, then it is almost certain that the people in power who put this law through would try to ban various other types of hunting as well.
Chanting from the portion of the crowd that hunts
Furthermore, gun rights have helped save Eutopia. I am not a great admirer of the late General Levarge, and while he did do some good things, I found his methods highly distasteful. Although I certainly do not want any of you to go out and shoot justly appointed rulers, (and I would be right there amongst the forefront seeking justice for such a murder) and although the man who killed Levarge will likely serve jail time if caught, Levarge had to go sooner or later. I approve of the motive. Those of you who have taken Professor Wilfred's course on Machiavelli know that the Florentine stated that a government that removes arms from its populace does not have the best interests of that populace at heart.
Professor Wilfred stands and bows; laughter and cheering
And as to gun safety? Just go out to you local gun club and get trained on how to use a gun! The left harps on how dangerous guns are, and how we should impose all sorts of restrictions, but the solution is quite simple once you think of it: active participation of the comunity in governing themselves and making sure one's own relatives and friends (and oneself) all know the basics of gun safety. There are clubs and organisations everywhere that offer good lessons taught by qualified people that have lots of experience.
To conclude: You all have a right to say who will rule you, and you know what I think on these issues. I hope you will all get out to vote, hopefully for the Nationalist Party, and make sure to watch for a Monarchy referendum after elections. Thank you all.
Loud clapping and cheering. Sir Edmund bows, stands a moment, and then steps off the stage. The speech is concluded.