Radio Rex - "The right voice upon the etheral airwaves."

[Elias Tarfarius]

RADIO REX

"The right voice upon the etheral airwaves."​

Upom my immigration to this glorious country, I was shocked by the lack of radio stations currently broadcasting here. As proven in the United States, radio remains the most dynamic and powerful medium at the beginning of the 21st century. Through the selection of hosts, music selection, quality of programing, lives can be changed, elections decided, new band made famous, and a nation united. That is the power of radio and that is why I, with the help of generous persons who shall remain anonymous, have started Radio Rex. We will provide a mixed format to the people with international/national news, talk programs, musical broadcasts, interviews, and documentaries. Unlike most media outlets, I will admit that Radio Rex will be leaning monarchist and I have no shame in that. The false objectivity of hypocrites has no place here! If there are any suggestions or comments or questions, just post them to the management based in Eutopia City and we will respond as soon as possible.

I wish you happy listening and God save the Queen!

RADIO REX IS ON AIR​

"Truckin" by the Grateful Dead begins to play...

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

The Ian Supremo Show... already in progess

So, does anyone know the deal with these cattle killings. I hope its a weird monster or aliens. If its just bored pre-meds doing this crap, I will immediately say hang the bastards. Seriously! That would just be insanity. It really would not be surprising if it was some creature though. People don't remember the... ummm... chewbracabra or chewbaca or whatever. The latins in the audience can correct me but I think that is Spanish for "goatsucker." Its also Spanish for "Welshman." Seriously though, the farmers of our good country need to get out there on patrol and kill these bastard things to protect our livestock and advance the science of zoology. Two very good reasons. God save the Queen! Now we will take your calls at 666RREX.

Who's on first... I always wanted to say that.

 

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*A soft voice comes on the line and speaks before the DJ can*

Hello, I'm a first raz caller and first raz listener. Um, I think that the killings are the result of alien attack. The aliens want the animal krovvy to power their space ships to travel between the 12 galaxies. They come down and tolchock the animals and peet their krovvy.

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

Ooooooooooook. Thank you caller.

You can't poo poo aliens though. Well, you can, but it would be stupid. And this is a very religious man saying this. Of course, I think the aliens are the spawn of fallen angels, but that is neither here nor there. I thank that caller for that enlightening commentary. Bobbi, make sure that guy never gets through again. Everywhere you go with talk radio, you have smucks like that, but thats what freedom is about. Next!

 

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Anonymous Post

Long time razzer. Listen I think it's pretty clear that with this wacko liberal President and the Communist horde controlling the NA that this country is going to pot. I bet that this is some depraved teen corrupted by the ill morals of our countries supposed leaders. None of these abominations would be happening if we had the proper moral instruction of the queen.

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

Exactly, caller! Boobi, keep this guy on hold. He gets a "I heart Queen Maria" t-shirt for being the first caller to make sense today.

This guy is on the mark. That is something people forget. The Monarch sets the moral example to the people, the moral authority of the Monarch is so great that people are shamed when they go against it. No need for prohibition, no need for drug wars. Now we all can name our share of bad kings but Queen Maria would not be among those. This is why we must push the leftists out of the way and change the Constitution to allow female rulers. This is the 21st century and this is not Saudi Arabia, by God. Lets amend, not end! God save the Queen! We have time for a couple more callers...

 

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*anonymous post*

(OOC: I could be an a**hole and start speaking about how crazy Glasser is speaking about himself as of wacko president, just remember to say this is anonymous post)

I think last caller isn't exactly all right, I mean like: dude only royalistic party is liberal one, and they already said queen would have even less privileges than current wacko president.

But hey, what's up with ESRP man? They're not commies but socialists, but what's the difference? Socialism means to achieve anarchy by popular vote and democratic way, yet they say they do not follow marx! And now they want to change their name, well we have a name for that back where I lived, it's "Crypto commie".

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

This is true. This is popular today, I find, in both Europe and America and also here, obviously. Socialists know they can't win in the era after the fall of the Soviet Union. They know that Marx will not sell today anywhere and so they have to cover their tracks. They claim instead just to be progressive... utter bullshiite, absolutely. We have one more caller for this show online. Isn't this great, we have gone from talking about cattle killings to crypto commies. We do it ALL people!

 

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Another calls in, her voice sharp, fresh and thick with carnival.

What is this radio? Some kind of half-nut attempt from a bunch of hairy old royalists to suck like a mosquito from popular culture? Your name is misleading! 'Radio Rex', what sort of woman is gonna tune in and think shes gonna hear some rubbish abouta the aliens?

And another thing, you stinking royalist. Who says the Monarch is a moral person? What about Edward, what about Thomas? They spent more time on their backs than a couple of paralysed cockroaches! Yeah, that Edward, was a cockroach, a filthy thieving cockroach living off my people's money and land!

 

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*anonymous post*

What is this for radio? Free speech radio, I don't think I EVER heard that commies ooops socialists oooops I mean leftie guys and gals would ever create, as far as I know, they don't have an open forum or anything.


Who says there aren't exemptions?

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

Exactomundo, my friend. This is free and open talk and you know who your host is. Lemme tellya something, we respect the wishes of our callers to be unidentified. This is a rather small country and don't think you will not be discriminated against because of your political opinion, you will. So we don't ask our callers to give their name, but we hosts should not hide. I don't and I am ready to take any crap that comes from what I say on air. As you can see, we here at Radio Rex will also allow those who disagree on, even if they are wrong and really didn't make a point. Man, that lady was something, wasn't she Bobbi? She did have a very nice voice, if you know what I mean. But she was just wrong and did not really attack what had been said... she just name called. I expect better opposition next time. Anyway, this has been the Ian Supremo show! I would like to thank my screener Bobbi Duma, who is still single by the way, and you the callers and listeners who make this whole radio thing possible. Good day, God bless, and God save the Queen!!!

And now... a word from the owner of the Vampire Bar before we start our all Wagner weekend marthon... here on Eutopia's favorite radio station Radio Rex.

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

News and Comment - Sunday 6/20/04

And now its time for everyone's favorite Sunday morning radio program, News and Comment! Now here is your host, Dr. Ian Supremo.

Indeed. The biggest news this week is the increasing tensions over the FREE legislation which would, in my humble open, effective end Eutopia as a nation-state. An unexpected coalition of mayors and party leaders have banded together this week to oppose this seditious bill and our gracious Queen during her ongoing tour of the WET has also spoken out against it. I think this is a definite signal to all Eutopian with a head on their shoulders to oppose this bill and do anything in that cause! We'll be back after this commercial break and remember to stay tuned to Radio Rex for the Ian Supremo Show later.

When News and Comment continues, the Spanish question will be considered, right here on Radio Rex!

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[Elias Tarfarius]

The Ian Supremo Show

LETS GET IT ON!!!

It is time for Eutopia's biggest talk show host and political arse-kicker...

Ian SUUUUUpremo!!!

Indeed, Indeed! Good day to all you many loyal listeners and other as we once again fly on to the airwaves to bring truth, justice, and the Eutopian way to the masses! There is so much to be covered, so much that I don't know how the heck we are going to get to it all. Lets start with the issues that are threatening to out our nation six feet under, those being the FREE bill and the ongoing Latin strike. Utter insanity, my friends is overtaking the nation. I have read this "FREE" bill and it is in part rusbish, filler that is already virtually Eutopian law and the other part, especially the State article... *sighs* is a muddled or intentionally clouded try at break up the Eutopian state into two or even, Heaven forbid, three parts of the West went along with this tripe. It angers me to no end that some of the canker-wankers in this city actually support this crap! *slams fist on console* Oh, folks, by canker-wankers I means some of our "right honorable" gents in the Assembly and other politicos allied with them. At the same time, this strike I fail to understand except that it is the nearest thing before full blown sedition! I say break this strike and fire the bastards. Our dear Queen's heart has been aching this week as she tours the West, seeing the division and stife and no one seems to listen to her words. That is ignorance and the country shall pay if it does not wise up soon. Our airplanes are falling out of the SKY and we are in the meantime tearing our small-ass country apart!! I'm tired and I'm MAD I for one will not stand for it. PEOPLE, we have got to move on the Assembly and let them know we want a united country, we want the strike crushed by any means, and we want a military that can settle conflicts and protect our people. IF that means running afoul of the Yankees and arms trading with, say, China, then SO BE IT! I want a strong, united Eutopia for our progeny... I hope you want that too. Lets open up those lines and take some calls, Bobbi!

 

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Edited the previous post. See pm.

 

[Elias Tarfarius]

I guess he did not want to be on air. Just call in at 666REX if you want to opine on the burning issues of the day. By the way Bobbi, I remember from the last show that I called you, and this was a slip of the tongue, Boobi instead. *laugh tack* Yeah, even I can make such mistakes. I got a few emails about that, so I wanted to set that straight before we continue with today's wonderful show. Who's next?