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More raaage, less political discussions. Scratch that, no political discussions, there is an OT forum for that.
 

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It took the Ottomans 5 times to actually conquer Tripoli. What's worse is that it had no reason to have not conquered it. No one else was fighting The Ottomans, no one intervened. Just Ottoman, Y U so stupid?

I posted this originally in the Post Empires thread but it seems more appropriate here.
 
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Build an army of infantry, guards, cav, Arty tanks and planes in the size of 250

Attack army of mobilized militia in a place that has no land defenses what so ever that has a size of 50

watch the battle
250 - 50
225 - 48
200 - 47
150 - 30
88 - 25

you have lost the battle

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Holy Crap, this is freaking bullcrap.

I decide, I'm gonna give china a try, see what there like, ok?

I had just recently played a game as Brittan to see how hard it was to conquer uncivilized and it took me less then a year to have the world attacking me to 'cut down to size' so I figure I should be ok...

I start a game as china, I get two techs researched and England decalres war on me, I figure I can handle this...

England, Portugal, France, Spain, Russia, and all of India... what kind of ****ing bullcrap is that alliance?!

Guess england gets around being 'cut down to size' by allying everyone... even though when I tried that in... every game all the major powers gave me 'impossible' as a responce, even b efore I did any warmongering
 

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Holy Crap, this is freaking bullcrap.

I decide, I'm gonna give china a try, see what there like, ok?

I had just recently played a game as Brittan to see how hard it was to conquer uncivilized and it took me less then a year to have the world attacking me to 'cut down to size' so I figure I should be ok...

I start a game as china, I get two techs researched and England decalres war on me, I figure I can handle this...

England, Portugal, France, Spain, Russia, and all of India... what kind of ****ing bullcrap is that alliance?!

Guess england gets around being 'cut down to size' by allying everyone... even though when I tried that in... every game all the major powers gave me 'impossible' as a responce, even b efore I did any warmongering

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England, Portugal, France, Spain, Russia, and all of India... what kind of ****ing bullcrap is that alliance?!

That's basically what happened in real life, i.e. the Eight-Nation Alliance.

Guess england gets around being 'cut down to size' by allying everyone... even though when I tried that in... every game all the major powers gave me 'impossible' as a responce, even b efore I did any warmongering

The game is designed to make it more difficult for Human players to get alliances then the AI nations. Presumably this is to make the game more balanced so that the player will face more impressive alliances of enemies.
 

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this thread made me laugh A LOT.

It is a barrel of laughs shipping the entire ottoman army, in groups of 3 to tripoli while taking out 5000$ loans every couple of days.

then meticulously building traintracks in every province...

duh duhh "The russian empire has declared war on you"
 

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Rrrrwarrrrrw! More raaaaging! This ain't no gameplay thread!
 
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