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Terh Rumnatarn

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...Johan is literally Moses.
We will not take into account the obvious look alike, kind father figure that rules over every aspect of his chosen people... you know the story. Also I would like to allude the fact that they both promise the deliverance of their kind, both have those beautiful beards and so on. But, in the last few days, Johan's tweets brought the definite proof that he is Moses. Let us begin.
1. Moses came with 10 commandments to announce the will of god, Johan comes with 7 "teasers". The phrasing and wording was simple, for the masses. "Spelling the name of the game is rather easy." I think not this is random.
2. The interesting fact is that the meaning from the tweets and the 10 C is altered, is ambivalent.
For example: Moses said: "You shall not murder" Chosen people: "It is a clear reference to killing, so killing is permitted"
Moses said: "You shall not commit adultery." CP:"Adultery there is"
Now, Johan said: 1st. commandment "Is it popular demand?"... obvious.. The 10 C were in a very popular demand.
J: 2nd. Commandment "Johan Andersson is the gamedirector and designer of this game." J=M obvious
J: 3rd. Commandment "There will be minorities, and is not Vic3" Like in the 10 Commandments, the trick is to eliminate the word "not". Let's see what we come with: "There will be minorities, and is not Vic3"
J: 4th C: "Spelling the name of the game is rather easy, and is not Vic 3"
The idea is simple

Only one could handle such skill in transmitting info to his people, a very intricate way of communicating. There is one man before Johan that managed that, and his name is Moses. Enough proof?

3. There is other evidence, of course. Both had strategic thinking. Both came in a world full of despair and bitterness against the big corporations (what was Egypt if not a big corporation?). Both had a life of wandering until they found out their purpose.

The proof is overwhelming.
 
Dude.

Johan is not Moses.

Johan is Johan(blessed be his name). Leader of the Dev-God pantheon and Creator of all.

He sits on top of the mount Johan-Doom and looks upon the world of mortals.

He smiles down on his Betas and gives them love and new games.

In his love he is benevolent and he saves those who need saving (like getting banned from the forum), but his wrath knows no limit for those who question his (design) choices or ask for silly things (Croatia on the map in PU under Hungary).

There are few things more depressing and fates more bleak than getting a Nohan, and few things that bring you more joy than a straight Yeshan.







If you wish to know more, the Most Exalted Church of Johanism has various written works and compendiums of Johanrelated wisdom and creation mythology. If i may, i recommend the Book of Danub, its only 99.95$.
 
don't buy the book of Danub, as it doesn't come with cookies as promised... for some reason...