A phone rings four times before a machine in John O'Floinn's office picks up.
"Hi, you've reached John O'Floinn, Attorney General, Nighttime talkshow host, juice connoisseur, pony enthusiast, and ninja. Leave a message or I'll flip out and kill you and stuff."
*BEEP!*
"Hey John, it's Michael. Listen, I've got the place wired for sound while I'm in Canada, and I heard what sounded like you flipping out. Wanted to make sure you hadn't killed anyone. This ninja thing is starting to get out of hand anyways. Take your happy brain pills and everything will be OK.
Talk to you later John."
- Michael von Streusser (Canadian Edition)