Effective today I resign from my position as Deputy MILE.
I also resign from all government policy committees.
Quite frankly, I am disgusted.
This has been one of the most active terms for the MILE, and I am proud of the job we have actually done to actually SOLVE crimes, rather then let violence and terorrism go unsanswered.
While Minister Lundgren has perhaps taken a more aggressive stance than I would have on some issues, I respect his hard work and the job he has done and my resignation has nothing to do with him personally.
But despite this marked difference with past administrations, and our success, the political extremists in this nation have succeeded in convincing you that what we are doing is wrong.
They brazenly defy the government, actively plot against it, and work against the progress we have made.
If the people side with the extremists, and have forgotten what Eutopia was like before, if they want a nation of armed camps and political spectacle instead of the rule of law then I will accomodate their wishes.
I am going on sabbatical. When I return I will assume my duties as Attorney General, and will continue to maintain Eutopia's judicial system, another crumbled aspect of our government which we restored, ending long prison sentences with no trials, but which apparently no one cares about.
Hopefully an active AG will take some burden of the MILE, at least that's what I will try to do.
In the meantime, you now have what you are all clamoring for. I hope you find it to your liking. Try not to get shot in the face when the violence starts.
(Turns to leave)
Oh, but wait, before I go, here's the forensic report on the famous "hostage".
(tosses the forensic report and walks off, taking no questions)
REPORT FROM FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST DR. B.L. ADE
*the finger is... was the Dr.'s*
*Incidently, the soil appears to be from the Jacobia side of the mountains*
Do with that what you will.
(Leaves)
I also resign from all government policy committees.
Quite frankly, I am disgusted.
This has been one of the most active terms for the MILE, and I am proud of the job we have actually done to actually SOLVE crimes, rather then let violence and terorrism go unsanswered.
While Minister Lundgren has perhaps taken a more aggressive stance than I would have on some issues, I respect his hard work and the job he has done and my resignation has nothing to do with him personally.
But despite this marked difference with past administrations, and our success, the political extremists in this nation have succeeded in convincing you that what we are doing is wrong.
They brazenly defy the government, actively plot against it, and work against the progress we have made.
If the people side with the extremists, and have forgotten what Eutopia was like before, if they want a nation of armed camps and political spectacle instead of the rule of law then I will accomodate their wishes.
I am going on sabbatical. When I return I will assume my duties as Attorney General, and will continue to maintain Eutopia's judicial system, another crumbled aspect of our government which we restored, ending long prison sentences with no trials, but which apparently no one cares about.
Hopefully an active AG will take some burden of the MILE, at least that's what I will try to do.
In the meantime, you now have what you are all clamoring for. I hope you find it to your liking. Try not to get shot in the face when the violence starts.
(Turns to leave)
Oh, but wait, before I go, here's the forensic report on the famous "hostage".
(tosses the forensic report and walks off, taking no questions)
REPORT FROM FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST DR. B.L. ADE
*the finger is... was the Dr.'s*
*Incidently, the soil appears to be from the Jacobia side of the mountains*
Do with that what you will.
(Leaves)