2003
Genthofte, Denmerk
A celebration was held today, May twentieth, in honor of our Benevolent Leader, The Conquerer Himself, Peter Ebbesen. It started off with a large parade, complete with six marching bands, gigatic balloons of Peter, the Transcendant One, and Chief Scientist, cannons, a giant cake, and hundreds of marchers holding signs congratulating our Benevolent leader on his twenty ninth birthday.
Then came the birthday feast. More than an ample amount of delicious food was provided, free of charge, along with presentation of gifts, which you must see yourself; they are too numerous to mention.
Speeches were given by the governors of the provinces and other famous persons.
At nine thirty tonight there will be fireworks untill the operators fall asleep or run out of firework powder.