After having admitted that the French alliance was never to be resigned, and war was approaching, the recruitment of a new army was ordered and diplomats sent out to secure the royal line in case things turned awry.
Louis XI, king of France had united the Francophone heartland through small wars, diplomacy and intrigues. He was a talented general, but found a special liking in the "handsign waving" part of the battle rather than the simple killing. The Portuguese court and military academy had only disdain for such notions and joked about the French court and their womanly ways. General Rogérío de Pimentel was quoted for saying "Louis XI is truly innovative. The new two-handed approach has really changed the aesthetics of the battle field and I'm really looking forward to see how it compares to the old-school ways we teach in Portugal."
It took two spies to fabricate a claim on Bourbonnais - the French vassal soon to be absorbed - and war was swiftly declared.
The vassalising strategy has clearly paid off with 41k extra men waiting on the French border ready for a siege fest.
At the Pyrenees I pulled the normal tactic of scorch and retreat when the first French army rolled in. The first battle roll was catastrophic and I would normally have pulled out after 5 days to let French sit a eat attrition instead. . but with the new rules, I stuck around. Eventually, after having chased the stack to Armagnac, they gave up.
Shortly after Louis XI was leading a new attack. This time on the siege group from Flandern. My 11k cavalry army rushed in to help them cover the retreat, but the French were disciplined and kept control of the battle. Duke Boudewijn X of Flandern ordered the retreat and the French army started chasing. The French army got confused by the different hostile countries around them. Instead of trying to destroy one army, they kind of waltzed through with no direction. The indecisiveness of the French army allowed the Portuguese troops to reinforce and when the battle turned to Zeeland, the French were beaten horribly.
And that was it. No doomstack. No 1-day assaults... Actually, the French armies were gone? I sent in small skirmish troops of 3-5k cavalry, but only found small newly recruited armies scattered across the country. It turned out the French forces were gathering around Brittany. I didn't mind too much, and started to siege from the south.
Another AI trick. I got their 4/11/0 army to run in circles around Paris.
Peace was settles, but not until a good CB had been engineered. The thing here is that France looses all but two ports (with a different culture, so they are prone to revolt away.)
They've synchronized their bankruptcies! How sweet
A new peace. Normandy revoltet away on their own.
Oh, what is this about you ask. Well, I'm going to make a new attempt on getting Denmark to expand their culture. For some reason Jämtland - an inland province - has a Danish core. It is also conveniently close to the still growing colony of Lappland.
I remove the military access and declares war.
At the same time the peaces with Denmark and her allies are concluded, cores on the first danish conquests starts to pop. The first and hardest accepted culture has been acquired! (The dutch are comming way to slow for my liking.)
A new king. And he is just in time to finish off suicidal France
Again the French provinces are forced to split up. Notice Burgundy already feasting on the cadaver ;D
A new king. Again! oh, no. That DIP 3 is hurting.
To finish this update. I got the Hansatic Kontor event. For some reason I thought they fixed it with ver. 3.2 ? Now. Both choices are bad since the long term plan is a plutocratic society.. but what am I to do if it pops multiple times? I took the stab hit this time around.
The lack of Dutch provinces is a problem. I'm considering blowing the BB limit for while just to get hold of them in time. My shield of vassals that protected against France can just as well work against the HRE nations. Advises are welcome
