Post Your Suggestions For New Achievements

[aragonFTW]

We have a selection of the wacky, the insane, the normal, and the respectable in EU4's steam achievements so far, but there's always room for following the Steam herd and adding new pun-based achievements with future updates, amirite?

The main states are reasonably well covered at the moment, with at least one per well-fleshed out country, but there are a lot of states formable and playable without any at the moment. Have you had any ideas for the ones without any so far?

My efforts are limited to colonization challenges, but here's what I've come up with so far... obviously some will work better in other languages than English...

• Que Timor Timur - As Timurids or Mughals, colonise Timor.
• Bengal Tiger - Own all of India as Bengal.
• Unum Deum, Unum Dominum - Control seven Cardinals.
• Master of Puppets - Have ten vassals.
• In the Name of the Father - Get 100% Patriarch authority.
• We Are The Knights Who Say 'Xi' - Vassalise the Knights as Xi.
• Tripoli Trouble - As Tripoli, force your religion on 3 opponents.
• Mardi Gras - Make any French nation release Louisiana in a war.
• al-Andalus and then some - As Granada, control Cordoba, Asturias, Toulouse, Valencia, and Marrakech.
• Russian Bear - Colonise California as Muscovy or Russia.
• Definitely Isn't The Way To India - Discover America as any Chinese nation.
• Coffee Shop - Lead global coffee production as Hashashin.
• Lion of Judah - control Jamaica as Ethiopia

 

[Xara]

By Cross and Sword - Form the Kingdom of God
I Hope They Can Swim - Lose a ship at sea
What's Yours is Mine - Seize a colony
If I Can't Have It... - Raze a colony
No One Ever Goes In... - Control all provinces of the Straights of Gilbraltar
No One Ever Comes Out - Control the entire Mediterranean Coast
Water World - Control every Port
Who Needs Boats? - Own 100 provinces without owning a port
Monarch of the Sea - As Great Britain, own 100 of each ship
We Got Here First - Have one type of rebels defeat another inside your borders

 

[Tyber109]

Neat I can think of a few but my names for them aren't going to be great.

Tolerant-Have your tolerance with heretics and heathens be at least 1 (I'm not sure if this is possible)

You had me at hello-be in a Royal Marriage with 15 nations

Native Overlord- have all native states vassilized at the same time

Et tu, Brute?- Join a coalition against your ally or maybe just someone who really likes you (can you do this?)

The Rising Sun- As Japan conquer all of Asia

Fall of The Vatican- As any Muslim (Orthodox?) nation own Roma.

But...how?- defeat an army twice the size of yours without a general

Return of the Horde- As a Mongol nation own all former Mongol lands

I like my objectives spelled out- complete 40 missions

I'm sure I can think of more, I like yours (OP) although the Mardi Gras one seems very luck based

 

[PeterCorless]

WAD - Play for 3 hours without game crashing.

 

[Xara]

Metallica - Be the lead producer of Copper, Iron, and Gold
Spice Girls - Have trading bonus in Spices while your ruler and heir are both female
If Only I Had Cheese - Own 75% or more of the market share in Wine
The Munster Mash - As Munster, own all French Cores
Should Have Expected It - As Spain, convert Judea and Mecca to Catholic
That Got Out of Hand - Start a war with at least 10 non-vassal participants on each side
Making a Comeback - Bring a war from -50% warscore to +50%
That Wasn't the Plan - From +50%, lose a war at -50%
Never Give Up - Win a war in which you reached -100% warscore
Pope On a Rope - Have the Papal State as a vassal
Bloodthirsty - Be a participant in 5 wars at the same time

 

[Tyber109]

WAD - Play for 3 hours without game crashing.

I would have gotten this one at least 50 times I've never had the game crash with exception of outdated mods causing it to

 

[Warhawk43]

Definitely the spice islanders- own all of malacca and the Philippines as Malaya.

 

[eugene171]

"NOW it's holy": Become HRE as an Orthodox country

 

[unmerged(804580)]

Sounds fun, haha.

"Unum Deum, Unum Dominum - Control seven Cardinals."
>> Unus Deus, Unus Dominus. Why in the accusative?...

"Master of Puppets - Have ten vassals."
>> I think I've done this a few times... actually in almost every campaign...

"Fall of The Vatican- As any Muslim (Orthodox?) nation own Roma."
>> Done this as Granada! I should have converted it before returning it to the Pope. It might have revolted and force-converted the Papacy to Sunni.

"Pope On a Rope - Have the Papal State as a vassal"
>> Again as Granada! How about "Healing the Great Schism", having either the Byzantine Empire or the Papal State having each other as a vassal?

A few that I can think of right now:

* "Je ne parle pas français" : Culture-convert Ile-de-France to a non-French culture.
* "I got spare ADM points" : Demand Total Annexation from a Berber state, Hungary or Dai Viet.
* "I'm not dead yet!" : Let your country be destroyed and respawn from rebellion. (Is this possible on Ironman?)
* "No more Hindus in my India" : All provinces in the Indian region are Sunni.
* "That's it, I'm out of here" : Relocate your capital to Hawaii as Spain.
* "Türken vor den Toren!" : Conquer Wien as the Ottoman Empire.

 

[Xara]

How about "Healing the Great Schism", having either the Byzantine Empire or the Papal State having each other as a vassal?

the Schism is covered under "Restoring the Pentarchy" mission for Byzantium (or any orthodox nation?), owning Constantinople, Roma, Aleppo, Judea, and Alexandria and each one being Orthodox

that should be an achievement, though

 

[Lwantssugar]

I find your lack of faith disturbing:
As the papal state win an excommunication war

I have a cunning plan...:
Use espionage to break a coalition against you

The wrath of Khan:
conquer Europe as the Golden Horde

KHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
ruler or heir dies in battle against a stepe faction

 

[Tyber109]

i find your lack of faith disturbing:
As the papal state win an excommunication war

i have a cunning plan...:
Use espionage to break a coalition against you

the wrath of khan:
Conquer europe as the golden horde

khaaaaaaannnnnnn!
Ruler or heir dies in battle against a stepe faction

lol

 

[Lwantssugar]

Thought of another

The spice must flow:
Control a majority of world spice production and the east Indies

 

[Laiheuhsa]

Vinland, Ternua, Douar-Nevez, Talamh-an-Éisc

I want there to be a Newfoundland achievement about all of the random minority cultures that were in the area at different times.

"Vinland, Ternua, Douar-Nevez, Talamh-an-Éisc"
Across any number of playthroughs, have the following cultures present in the following provinces:
Norweigan (Vikings, 1000s): Eriksfjord, Vestbygden, Taqamkuk
Basque (Fishermen, 1500s): Taqamkuk, Beothuk, Innu
Breton (Fishermen, 1600s): Taqamkuk, Unamakik, Kespek
Irish (Immigrants, 1700-1900s): Taqamkuk, Unamakik, Acadia

 

[Willem IV]

How hard can it be?

Have 10 Countries with an insult CB as England/Great Britain.

 

[the cool guy]

Involuntary QA - Have the game crash.

 

[Panzerschiffe]

Simple stuff to force more varied play:

Land of the Rising Suns - Control 1 province in the California region as Japan
Brother Russia - Form Russia as Novgorod
Stan's Pledge - Form Hindustan as any Indian nation
Looking East - Form Mughals as the Timurids
No Reason not to - Form Egypt

 

[Finlayn]

Party Animal - Own Corfu, Alicante, Granada and The Baleares

 

[Kansai-kun]

You make me Sikh - Conquer the world with a Sikh country

 

[eXistenZ2]

"Late to the party"

Piss off people who dont buy your game on release by releasing patches that make certain achievements close to impossible